*brings Out Banners And Confetti * YAS. FINALLY *Throws The Confetti * FEEL THE RAINBOW AND HAPPINESS

*brings out banners and confetti * YAS. FINALLY *Throws the confetti * FEEL THE RAINBOW AND HAPPINESS BITCHES

Jason: Leo my beloved, Piper and I are adopting a kid.

Leo: :) Aww congrats you guyss-

Piper: It's you

Jason: *sets down paper aggressively* sign here Leo

Aren't we all? Aren't we all torturing our favourite characters in fanfics we write or read but if that shit becomes canon we bring out the big guns?

No you idi-

Jason: The name is Jason Grace

Jason: But you can call me *seductively pulls off glasses*

Jason: Legally blind

...RIP Frank and you people *gestures at the rest of the seven, Nico, Will, Rachel and Reyna and Thalia who has tarot cards * Continue the game.

Will, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Nico, pulling out a mythomagic card: Dionysis, Plus fifty attack points. Leo, dramatically placing a Pokemon card: Charmander, I choose you! Frank, trembling: What are we playing!?

...

..

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*leaves while flipping everyone off * NOT TODAY SATAN.

Percy: Hey Hazel, do you know what weighs more? A kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feather?

Hazel: I’ve heard this one! They weigh the same-

Percy: Wrong, the answer is feathers.

Hazel: What?! How?

Percy: A kilogram of steel is just a piece of steel...but if you try to carry a kilogram of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

Hazel: *sad hazel noises*

Frank: PERCYHOWCOULDYOUHAZELISNOWCRYINGNOWSAYSORRY-

Jason: But steel is still heavier than feathers!!!

Percy: *sad Percy noises*

Piper and Leo: *dying*

Nico: I can't with y'all

Coach Hedge: *trying to hold in laughter*

Annabeth: But isn’t- no wait- but it is-

...Huh. just huh

You wake up in a strange room with a teenager working at a computer “Look. I’m breaking every rule in the book but I have a school project on the early 21st century. Please help me, it’s due tomorrow.” They say.