Incorrect Percabeth Quotes - Tumblr Posts

*deadpan look * Two types of people.

Annabeth: Why do you guys like being in the rain?

Percy: I like splashing in the puddles!

Nico: I'm trying to get hit by a lightning

Bonus:

Jason: Hey guys have you seen Pip--

Piper: *being chased by honeybees along with the bear from before with Percy and Will *

Annabeth, Nico, Jason: *Facepalm * Idiots

Annabeth: it’s so beautiful out here!

Nico: and quiet

Annabeth: too quiet

Nico: did we lose someone?

[cut to Percy and Will being chased by a bear]

....I ...respect has increased for you, Jackson.

Random mugger: give me your money

Percy: *holds up UNO reverse card* bitch give me YOUR money

Mugger: the fuck!

Percy: *runs away*

[later]

Percy: and that’s how I avoided getting mugged!

Annabeth: from the bottom of my heart, what the fuck Percy