Incorrect Nico Di Angelo Quotes - Tumblr Posts

*deadpan look * Two types of people.

Annabeth: Why do you guys like being in the rain?

Percy: I like splashing in the puddles!

Nico: I'm trying to get hit by a lightning

...Well this turned from 180 to 10

Will: I have a PHD

Will: A pretty huge d-

Nico: Don't say it, I'm leaving

Will, turning to his pet: Sorry, bud, guess he doesn't like donkeys

Nico: Hey Will, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Will, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Nico: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Solace!

Nico: God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by the age of sixteen

If I was locked in a room with the Octavian, Kronos, and Gaea, and I only had two bullets prepared, I’d shoot Octavian twice.

Percy, probably (via dademigods)

Nico: I’d shoot myself