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Incorrect HP Quote #11

Ginny: Why are you on the floor?

Draco: I'm depressed.

Draco: Also I was stabbed, can you get Hermione, please.

Incorrect HP Quote #10

Harry: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Draco: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Ginny: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Ron: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Hermione: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #10

Piper: What do you think Percy will do for a distraction?

Annabeth: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Annabeth: ...or he could do that

Incorrect KotLC Quote #10

Sophie: I think we're missing something.

Fitz: Teamwork?

Biana: Cohesion?

Keefe: A general sense of what we're doing?

Incorrect HP Quote #9

Harry: If you had to choose between Hermione and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Ginny: That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Hermione: Ginny!

Harry: 63 sickles.

Ginny: I'll take the money.

Hermione: GINNY!!!

Incorrect KotLC Quote #9

Keefe: I'm an idiot.

Tam:

Biana:

Fitz:

Sophie:

Dex:

Keefe:

Tam: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #9

Annabeth: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Thalia: Several traffic violations.

Percy: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Grover: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Piper: Also, that's not our car.

Incorrect HP Quote #8

Ginny: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Harry: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Ginny: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING HERMIONE WITH ME

Ron, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're going to stop playing now.

Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #8

Meg: Zeus, give me patience.

Apollo/Lester: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Meg: If Zeus gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Incorrect KotLC Quote #8

*Sophie is cooking*

Fitz: Any chance that's for me?

Sophie: It's for Dex. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.

Biana: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Incorrect HP Quote #7

Hermione: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Luna: 'Prettiest Smile'

Neville: 'Nicest Personality'

Harry: 'Mostly likely to start a bar fight'

Ginny: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #7

*the seven are standing around the broken coffee maker*

Piper: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Everyone:

Hazel: ...I did. I broke it.

Piper: No. No, you didn't. Leo?

Leo: Don't look at me! Look at Jason!

Jason: What?! I didn't break it.

Leo: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Jason: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Leo: Suspicious.

Jason: No, it's not!

Frank: If it matters, probably not, but Percy was the last one to use it.

Percy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Frank: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Percy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Frank!

Hazel: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Piper.

Piper: No! Who broke it?!

Everyone:

Percy: Piper... Annabeth's been awfully quiet.

Annabeth: Because I don't want anything to do with this!

Percy: Oh really? Or is it because you broke it?

Annabeth: I didn't!

*everyone starts arguing*

Piper, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Piper: I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Piper:

Piper: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Incorrect KotLC Quote #7

(these will all be posted at the same time every day now cause that's cool lol)

Sophie: Am I going too far?

Biana: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Incorrect HP Quote #6

Draco: HELP! I TOLD HERMIONE I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Ginny, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #6

*before Percy and Annabeth's wedding*

Piper: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Frank: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Jason: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Leo: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Hazel: Yeah I think we're all going to the same wed-

Chiron, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

Incorrect KotLC Quote #6

(shoutout to @i-am-become-a-clown for being my first follower who wasn't already a friend :))

Fitz: You're a loose cannon, Keefe.

Keefe: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Biana: I think you play by your own rules.

Dex: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.

Fitz: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Keefe: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Sophie is a loose cannon.

Sophie: *smashes a chair*

Incorrect HP Quote #5

Draco: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Hermione: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Harry: I got distracted halfway through.

Ron: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #5

Jason, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.

All: Okay.

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

Jason: Orange soda please!

Nico: I'll have the strawberry soda.

Will: Me too, strawberry soda.

Reyna: Same.

Piper: I'd like a strawberry soda as well.

Jason:

Incorrect KotLC Quote #5

(so it's been a while... heh.. it's not like anyone reads these anyway so *shrugs*)

Biana, Sophie, and Dex are sitting on a bench.

Fitz: Why do you guys look so sad?

Biana: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Fitz sits down*

Sophie: The bench is freshly painted.

Incorrect HP Quote #4

Hermione: This is such a bad idea.

Ginny: Then why are you coming along?

Hermione: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #4

Annabeth: You have to apologize to Percy.

Thalia: Fine.

Thalia: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Incorrect KotLC Quote #4

(Sorry for missing the one yesterday)

Biana: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Sophie: Is it me, Biana?

Biana: No, it's not you.

Dex: Is it me, Biana?

Biana: It's not you either.

Fitz: Is it me, Biana?

Biana:

Biana, mockingly: Is IT mE Biana?

Incorrect HP Quote #3

Ginny: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it.

Ron: Just rip the bandage off.

Ginny: It's Harry.

Ron: Put the bandage back on.

(if you think i should switch harry and ginny, let me know, cause it might work better but idk)

Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #3

Jason: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Piper: *turning to Leo* How tall are you?