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Dating Headcannons <3

- When you see each other for the first time with Kuroo, Daichi, Iwaizumi and Akaashi

- First date with Kuroo, Daichi, Iwaizumi and Akaashi (a part 2 basically to “seeing the each other for the first time")

- When you see each other for the first time with Atsumu, Bokuto, Sakusa and Hinata

- Vacation time with Meian, Osamu, Fukurō Hirugami and Oikawa

- What their s/o would be like with Sakusa, Atsumu, Motoya and Hoshiumi

A continuation, aka part 2 to “When you meet for the first time” with Kuroo, Iwaizumi, Daichi and Akaashi (as requested by @rukia-uchiha-98)

Your first date with Kuroo, Iwaizumi, Daichi and Akaashi <3

With both of your grades going up, Kuroo was now able to rejoin his team at practice and you aren't going to fail your Science class anymore.

The ravenette was just minding his own business by walking down the hall with Kenma and Yaku by his side, when they heard your excited yelling.

Once you got your last test back with a 95, you looked for the Middle Blocker and when you found him, you literally jumped into Kuroo's arms out of pure joy and almost knocked him over.

Kenma and Yaku both left you be, the latter with a big smirk on his face. The ravenette returned your hug with big enthusiasm and when you told him about your grade, he was extremely happy.

"How can I ever repay you for helping me?" You smile at him, expecting maybe a 'Don't worry about it' or a 'You can buy me lunch one time' but not this.

"Go on a date with me. There's a new cat café that just opened up down the street and I am hereby asking you out." Kuroo grins with confidence.

"Uhm, I-" You start but get interrupted by the Captain.

"Great, I will pick you up at 2 this Saturday."

It seemed like Saturday couldn’t come fast enough but when the school week was over, you were so nervous to spend time with Kuroo outside of school.

You put on your best outfit and when you checked your phone, you saw that it was almost time.

Leaving your house, you saw Kuroo approaching and when he saw you, a nervous grin started to spread on his face. Running his hand through his usual messy hair, you can’t help but think that his casual clothes look even better than his school and his volleyball uniform.

His black hoodie with red strings and his black jeans complement each other well with his raven-colored hair, a pair of dark red sneakers complete his outfit.

Once he stands in front of you with his towering height, you can’t help but blush as well at his striking appearance.

Clearing his throat, Kuroo finally finds his words.

"Y-You look breathtaking. N-Not that you usually don’t! You just look so much different than in your school uniform. It’s a good different though!-" He starts to stammer and you think it’s the cutest thing, since he always looks so confident on the court and in class.

"I know I look good Tetsu. We can either stand here and I listen to your compliments or we can make our way to where you wanted to take me." You grin with mischief.

Snapping out of his rambling down, he chuckles nervously and agrees to the plan of taking you where he originally intended to take you.

Arriving in front of a cat café, you already see all kinds of sizes, colors and shapes of different cats roaming around the café.

Widening your eyes in amazement, Kuroo sees your excitement and holds the door open for you like a gentleman.

"Thank you." You smile brightly at him, which he returns with a blush.

The two of you ordered a hazelnut-flavored 'Catpuccino' and a dark chocolate-flavored 'Meowcchiato'.

As the date goes along, you can see Kuroo getting more and more comfortable, the longer he talks to you.

His shoulders loosen up, he leans forward on the table, never interrupts you and listens with great interest to every word you say.

Along with your conversations, cats jump up and down on your laps, on the table or they rub against your legs.

By the time the two of you are done with your drinks and petting all the cats, it was getting dark outside.

The Nekoma Captain stays close to your side, making sure you're out of the way of traffic and danger.

Wanting to test the waters a little bit, Kuroo brushes his fingers slightly against yours while he is walking you home.

When you felt his rough fingers against your own, you can't help but smile at his actions.

Assuring him you're fine with his attempt at physical touch, you intertwine your fingers with his, feeling like two puzzle pieces belong together.

As you reach your house, you both agree in going out together again and when you part ways, each one of you has a lovesick smile on their face.

Iwaizumi finally had the courage to ask you out with the help of his son after months of trying to ask you out himself in person, but always chickening out at the last minute.

It's been a while since Iwaizumi had to ask anyone out, ever since his ex-wife left him, Iwaizumi didn't feel the need to have a partner again.

But seeing his son look at other children with both parents with a longing look made him realise that Isamu needs a second parent.

Someone he can talk to, someone kind and nice, someone... like you.

The Athletic Trainer asked Isamu to give you some flowers that Iwaizumi got, with a hidden note attached to it.

When you opened the card in recess, it made you smile and blush so much, that Isamu had to ask if you were okay after you read the card and received the flowers that Isamu's father gave to him.

'I feel like a coward for doing it this way but I was hoping these flowers that I got for you make up for the shitty way I am asking you out. So... Will you go out with me?'- Hajime Iwaizumi

Isamu snaps you out of your blushing mess, demanding to know what the paper says.

"Uhm. Just tell your father 'yes' when you see him later on at home, Isamu." You manage to stutter out.

"My dad will pick me up later on, you can tell him in person (Y/L/N) Sensei."

Oh. Even better.

"Why did my dad send you flowers? Is it your birthday Sensei?" Isamu tilts his head to the side, looking at you like a confused puppy, yet a small frown remains on his little face, looking exactly like his father.

"Uhh no Isamu, your father send me flowers as in... uhhh..an apology again for you hitting Daisuke the other day!" You chuckle nervously at the youngster.

Isamu looks at you still, before bowing again to apologise for his behaviour the other day that got him into trouble.

Assuring him it's okay, Isamu walks back over to his friends and you feel yourself breathe out.

'Get it together!'

As you look at the time, you will see Iwaizumi in just three hours, hopefully by the time he arrives, you have gained proper control of the blood flow in your cheeks.

When the time comes, you see Isamu waiting for his father outside of the school gates.

You approach Isamu, the young Iwaizumi looking at you with a small smile which you return.

As Iwaizumi arrives and walks out of his car towards you and his son, his face begins to grow a reddish colour and he looks to the floor when he approaches you and his son.

"Hey Pa! Sensei (Y/L/N) got the flowers you gave her!" Isamu runs to hug his father’s leg.

When Iwaizumi looks up at you, he is anticipating your answer to his question from his card.

Feeling the heat rise again in your cheeks, you fumble with your fingers a bit before raising your gaze to meet his green eyes.

"My answer is yes, Iwaizumi."

It looks like the brunette was holding his breath while waiting for you answer, because as soon as he hears your agreement, he breathes out a big sigh of relief.

Isamu looks between you and his father, not understanding quite what’s going on but he makes sure to ask one of his father’s friends about it.

The young Iwaizumi hasn’t seen his father’s face that red in a long time.

The last time Iwaizumi’s face was red, it was out of anger, back then with his mother, fighting with her at night while they thought Isamu was sleeping.

But instead of anger, it’s happiness that Isamu sees on his father’s face and it makes the young Iwaizumi happy.

Agreeing that Iwaizumi will pick you up on Friday at 18:00, you part ways, both of you excited to see each other.

Now all Iwaizumi needs to do, is find someone who can watch his son while he is out with you.

Thankfully, Hinata from the Volleyball Team agreed to watch him with much enthusiasm, since he used to watch his little sister from back when he was younger.

While Hinata was watching Isamu, Iwaizumi takes you to the best steakhouse in town, that serves the best wagyu steak in the prefecture.

The two of you talk in a very comfortable atmosphere, sharing glasses of the best wine, you haven't felt this good in quite a while.

In the beginning, Iwaizumi felt very awkward, it's been quite the while since he went out on a date, the wounds from the divorce still pretty deep but he wanted to give it a chance, a chance to fall in love again.

Dinner went by perfectly, the steak was so tender, it melted on your tongue like butter. The red wine was just as exquisite, greatly complimenting the meat.

After the delightful dinner, Iwaizumi leads you to a spot that him and Isamu sometimes visit, a place where you can overlook the city of Tokyo.

Finally arriving, you feel like almost having an asthma attack, while Iwaizumi is not out of breath at all, neither is he even sweating.

The two of you sit on a wall together, only a few inches separate yours and his thigh.

The view is outstanding, the night being perfect so far.

The Athletic Trainer can feel his hands starting to sweat, glancing at your face, seeing how some of the city lights reflect on your skin.

He can feel his heart pumping faster and he can’t help but admire you more than the view.

To be honest, if Iwaizumi had the option, he would love to look at you for the rest of his life.

Hopefully with you by his side some day, with a ring adorning your finger.

When you saw Daichi’s number on the paper, you honestly didn’t think you would text him that quickly.

But Daichi was just waiting on the side of a road, hidden behind some trees, in hope to catch some people who are exceeding the speed limit.

His phone vibrates with a message from an unknown number but he smirks in confidence as he figured that the message came from you.

'Hey, this is (Y/N), you recently almost gave me a speeding ticket and said if I wanna talk to you, I can. So uh this is me texting you now '

'Hey (Y/N)! Glad you reached out. how’s your day been going so far?'

'Slow, currently at work.'

'What do you do?'

'I work as one of the accountants for the Sony company.'

Daichi raises his eyebrows in amazement, impressed that you managed to work for a big company.

'Wow! That’s pretty cool 👏🏻 now I feel lame for being a cop haha.'

'don't be like that haha. I think being a cop is dope.'

'Glad you think so.'

'Hey I know this seems kind of forward but I think you're a really nice guy. Wanna go out sometime?'

Well, Daichi certainly didn’t see that coming.

He has to admit, your upfront personality is really intrigued and interesting.

You both agree to do a Harry Potter Marathon at his place, with a promise of a home cooked meal.

You have yet to meet Daichi’s injured roommate, a coworker and companion of the young police officer, named Ninja, a black and brown haired German Shepherd K9 Officer.

The brunette has to say he is worried about you meeting the K9, since Ninja is very cautions and uncomfortable around strangers.

When you arrive though, it’s like Ninja has known you for years. As soon as you walk inside Daichi’s home, Ninja comes limping around the corner, intrigued who the house visitor is.

Once Ninja got a sniff of you, his tail wagged with happiness and he began licking your hands.

"Okay, down boy. Sorry about him, usually he doesn’t like strangers the first time he meets them." Daichi pulls Ninja back by his collar, careful due to his injured front leg.

"Don’t worry about it! I love dogs! Especially this little cutie. Look at you, a brave, strong police officer." You caress Ninja’s face and the dog looks in bliss.

Clearing his throat, Daichi tells you that he chose the first Harry Potter for the movie marathon and that he made some pasta with freshly made bread.

After a nice dinner, the brunette and you started watching the first movie, with you inching closer to him, resulting in Daichi wrapping his strong arm around your shoulder, caressing it gently with the tips of his fingers.

Ninja joins you on the couch as well, laying his head on your lap, an occasional deep sigh escaping him.

By the time you’re almost halfway through the second movie, you begin to get very tired, so the two of you called it a night with a promise of date number two.

After all, you need to finish the franchise together. And Ninja already started to miss you after you left, according to Daichi.

You say goodbye to Ninja by scratching his very soft ears, he licks your hands as thanks and it makes you giggle.

Daichi watches that in awe, very happy that you get along with his K9 partner so well.

Perhaps Ninja will have a dog mama in the near future if Daichi plays his cards right.

Akaashi took a little bit longer to ask you out, mainly the reason that he wants to know you a little bit longer before he officially asks you out.

He started to become a regular costumer at 'Night's Watch', ordering something different every time.

The name of the drinks and food sounded funny as well.

Joffrey‘s tears, Sansa Macchiato, Jon Snowccino, White Walker coconut cake, Direwolf cookies, etc.

Each drink and food samples are unique, geeky and savory at the same time.

One late night, after he and Tenma worked together on a new manga with some more people, he knew you were working again tonight.

So Akaashi makes his way towards the coffee shop that you work at, a nervous feeling in his stomach when he gets closer to it, yet he is also excited.

When he walks into the shop, he is immediately greeted by the warmth of the electric fireplace in the right corner and the strong smell of coffee beans and cinnamon buns, or as your shop likes to call them 'Dothraki buns'.

He sees you helping out a costumer and he can already feel a small smile growing on his face, as he watches you engage with the costumer with that breathtaking smile of yours.

Once the costumer in front of Akaashi got his order, he sees you recognise him and it looks like your whole world just brightened up by seeing him.

"Hey! How's the new manga coming along?" You ask with a smile so bright, that it has Akaashi blushing a little bit.

"It's going good so far, we are still working on the way the two lead characters confess their true feelings towards each other." The ravenette explains.

"Aww, that's so cute. I can't wait to buy and read it! Anyway, what can I get for you today?" Ready to take his order, you stand behind the cash register with your Khaleesi costume.

"Uhm... I'll have a Jon Snowcchino with a double espresso please."

"Double espresso? Wow, someone plans to stay up long." You type in his order, writing his name on the cup and pass it to your coworker to make the drink for him and the blue-eyed editor hands you his card to pay.

Akaashi takes a deep breath, trying to gather up enough courage to ask you out.

"C-Can I ask you something (Y/N)?" Akaashi gets nervous and stuffs his hands into his coat, so he doesn't fiddle with his hands like a nervous High School boy.

You finish swiping his card against the card reader machine and you give him a curious look, encouraging him to go on ahead.

"Would you mind if I take you out sometime? Like a date?"

You feel your breath hitch in your throat and your coworker hears the question, having a smirk on her face, since she knows you have been crushing on him for a while now.

There is a tense silence and Akaashi begins to fear a rejection coming in.

"If you don’t want to-" He stammers but you interrupt him frantically, super excited that someone as hot as Keiji Akaashi wants to take you out on a date.

"I didn’t mean to stretch out my answer, I am sorry. I-I just didn’t expect someone as good-looking as you to ask someone out like me… I mean, I am just a mere ordinary literature student who works in a geeky coffee shop." Your panic clearly shows and the former Setter thinks it‘s the cutest thing ever.

"You’re anything but ordinary. I want to get to know you more, without having to visit you at work." Akaashi gives you that dazzling smile of his and it makes your knees weak at the sight of it.

"Sure, I am free this Saturday." You give him a bashful smile.

"Cool, let me give you my number, so we can figure out together what we can do."

You hand him your phone, while he hands you his, and your coworkers Mary and Ro'ya give you knowing smirks and big thumbs up, as if you unlocked a big achievement.

Akaashi hands you your phone back, taking the beverage from your hands and farewells you with another breathtaking smile, leaving the shop to go back to work.

Mary gives you a small squeal, shaking you a bit with her overexcitement.

Akaashi and you agree to go to the local museum, they have a new section that put on the human anatomy on display, along with an newly added art section that has Van Gogh and Claude Monet paintings.

You love art and after the recent Doctor Who episode, you really are looking forward to seeing the finest painter, his command of colour is the most magnificent thing you have ever seen.

As you walk along, stopping in front of 'The Starry Night', you stand in front of it, admiring the colors and you feel Akaashi standing next you.

"What do you think of it?" Akaashi asks you.

"Well, one of the best things about this painting is that it came entirely from Van Gogh’s imagination. None of the scenery matches the area surrounding the Saint-Paul mental hospital or the view from his window there. As a man who religiously paints what he sees, it’s a remarkable break from Van Gogh’s normal work, like the portraits of himself or the people that he did." You ramble on, clearly highly fascinated by the art.

Akaashi can't help but feel starry-eyed as he watches you from the side, your passion and your analytic interpretation of the painting is simply fascinating to him.

He honestly didn't know he could feel this way.

Afterwards, Akaashi invites you to one of the best ramen shops in Tokyo.

The Miso Ramen filled with pak choi, shiitake-mushrooms, tofu and a marinated egg topped with leek and sesame seeds is just what you were craving for.

You both keep the conversation flowing like the calmest river, sharing laughs and stories.

At the end, Akaashi walks you home and departs from you by giving you a soft lingering kiss on your forehead, saying that he is looking forward to seeing you again.

The next morning, when Akaashi walks into his work department, he has a slight skip in his steps.

A soft smile replaces his usual neutral expression and Tenma already had a guess why.

"Had a good time with (Y/N) yesterday I am guessing?" Tenma grins behind his set up drawing tablet.

"Yeah, they really are amazing. We already agreed on a second date."

"Sounds like wedding bells ringing in my ear." Tenma laughs and gets back to drawing, while Akaashi shakes his head in amusement.

That doesn't sound like a bad idea in the future.

FLEX THAT BICEPS IWA

ding!

. . . iwaizumi hajime. yummy, too.

“do i really have to go with you?”

“c’mon! it’ll be fun, i swear! plus, we can check out what kinds of food they’re selling on the festival bazaar.”

your friend laughs aloud, basically dragging you around the school in search of things she was craving. aoba johsai often held school festivals such as this one, but you didn’t think it’d be this grand. well, it was to honor the school’s 100th year of foundation—so everything needed to scream grand and pride.

and what better way to execute something that shows pride, grandness, and teamwork than to hold a school festival?

“where are we even going? my feet hurt,” you whined, taking a good look at the goods offered by your fellow schoolmates from different classes and levels. “aside from the overpriced prices, i don’t think the food is that appealing to stir an appetite—or is it just me?”

“my friends’ stall! they were begging me to at least check it out,” she answers. “you’d love their product; it’s something sweet and refreshing to combat the heat these days.”

“like . . . a fruit smoothie?”

“uh—well? not really? but, sort of!”

“. . . huh?” you blink, confused.

“you’ll see!”

you note that businesses were slow today. customers come and go and don’t dwell too long on each stall before either walking away to return to their rooms or checking out another stall.

“here we are!” your friend gestures to a stall with whom you assumed were the cashiers sitting on the other side of the table, relaxed and anticipating for someone to take an interest in their product.

then you saw him.

and by him, you meant the student who did the promotional reel for their product, doing a simple dance trend while being fed said product with a dangerously attractive smile.

oh, did you also mention that the first thing you noticed was how big his biceps were?

the same biceps that flexed when he uncrossed his arms away from his chest as he stood up and greeted you and your friend with an easy tone.

“hi, you visited our stall,” he nodded to you, then to her. “what can i get for you?”

“oh! i’m not really in the mood for anything today, but they are!”

you would’ve strangled your friend for nudging you forward as if you were the chosen bait to be offered to a den where a wolf resides, but she was quickly gone with the wind.

the nerve.

“uh—haha . . .” you laugh awkwardly.

hajime bobbed his head, turning his attention back to you. “what can i get for you?”

“uh . . . what would you recommend?”

you swore you were actually going to strangle her for putting you in this awkward predicament.

“our strawberry pie’s good with a coconut smoothie,” he answers. “they’re a good combo if this is your first time trying them.”

“wow, do you guarantee that?”

hajime chuckled, shrugging his shoulders as he then adjusted the apron he wore. “we made it ourselves, so if anyone knows a better combination of our products, then that would be the production crew themselves, no?”

“mm. how much?”

“490 yen for the strawberry pie, and 350 yen for the smoothie. if you’re buying them as a set, we actually have a promo—“ he points at the corkboard that displayed the announcements of this specific booth, “—a discount of 140 yen off for every set.”

you paled at the price.

damn the overpriced prices.

and damn your friend.

“i’m not even gwoing to wie, thesh awre pwetty good,” you somewhat said to her.

“i told you!” she beamed with a triumphant clap.

“yummy, just like the cashier that handed it to me.”

“yea—huh? hah?”

“i mean—it’s the biceps! he has big biceps and a nice smile, ok? he was pretty damn kind and helpful, too.”

“i didn’t know men with big biceps were your type! ohoho, i’m going to use this information as leverage.”

“shut!”

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ok, ok, I'm back. I don't find that mbti type relevant enough and I despise tags, maybe because I have multiple personalities 🤣 instead, I will give you a quick description. Oh, and I choose Haikyuu as the fandom.

Adult girl, short, brunette, skinny with a big ass👀 I am very understanding and kind until someone really steps on my nerves. I have quite enough patience, however I multitask a lot and freak out when some things don't go according to plan.

I'm bi, if it matters, dom with women but totally sub with men (tbh, just my bf, but you get the point).

As of interests, I am a writer (started off with porn, but now I write mostly angst). I am also a photographer. I like to read, swim, watch series and well.. write. I do that way too much, never enough.

I like all animals besides birds 🙃 but my favourites are dogs and horses. I tolerate spicy food, but don't expect me not to cry while eating it. Oh, and speaking of crying, I cry SO EASILY when something touches me (be it a positive or a negative thing.)

If there's anything you need to ask, go ahead and dm me 😌

Fandom: Haikyuu

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Nsfw content cuz you're VIP

Word Count: 0.K

A/n: tysm bestie :D Here you go

I match you with...

Hajime Iwaizumi!

Ok tbh I always imagine Iwaizumi every time you talk about your boyfriend lol idkw

Oof I see a relationship between two understanding people. Iwaizumi has a HIGH common sense, and he has a high tolerance too, despite what people think of him.

:readmore:

He's not one to freak out (thankfully lol) so he would be there to calm you down by talking to you or helping you with your tasks. In the end you feel relieved cause the results are far better than expected, due to the help of your supportive boyfriend.

Lmao you a sub with men? That's nice cause I definitely see him as a top and let me tell you, he's a pro in bed🚶🏻‍♀️takes care of you like no one has ever had, and might be a little mean but it's just a teeny tiny bit and ngl it turns you on but you didn't hear this from me lol🚶🏻‍♀️

YEAH so overalls, a really fine man in bed :D I see him as the type of guy who would want to make his s/o faint from pleasure. He loves the expression you make when he drives you crazy with his cock so I contact is a must for him, which is why I think missionary is his fav position cause he gets to hit that sweet spot inside you and watch you roll your eyes back as you moan his name.

Did I mention that he's supportive? Like, A LOT. Would encourage you to do anything you want to as long as it's not harmful lmao. If it's kinda dangerous and you still insist on doing it then he's coming along, you cannot stop him.

MAN HAS THE MANLIEST VOICE EVER. Imagine him reading one of your favorite books before going to bed. He would have your head on his chest, holding the book with one hand and caressing your cheeks with the other one. If you're in for it then his hand might go to other places too🚶🏻‍♀️But it's rare cuz he just loves how you stick it to him and he gets to watch you drift to dreamland. He will slowly plant a kiss on your forehead, adoring how pretty you look when you're asleep.

He would always how his arm on your waist when you're out in public cuz mf is POSESSIVE as hell but is really good at hiding it. If anyone dares to flirt with you, he will give them a death stare and also a peace of his mind if they don't stop.

Treats his s/o like a princess. Anyone will forget about their problems once theyre out with him, and you are no exception. Would hold you and comfort you when your crying and will remain quiet, if you need him to be.

So yeah he's a gentle man, so you better not lose him🚶🏻‍♀️

Tysm for participating biscuit, and I hope you like this! :D

𝐢𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐳𝐮𝐦𝐢 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

; you were having trouble with your math assignment so you asked your boyfriend to help you 

note: you both watch jujutsu kaisen :)

warnings: slight dirty talk//oral//vaginal intercourse//soft smut ig

“come on, the question isn’t that hard,” 

iwaizumi said gently from across the table. you gripped the pen harder, face crinkling in concentration. the sounds of your pen scribbling the paper with multiple tries echoed the room as iwa laughed again at your incorrect answer.

“ugh, stop laughing, ass face,” you yelled while throwing the crumpled the paper towards him. a sigh left your lips as you stretched your arms, yawning in the process. “ok ok, i’ll help this time,” he chuckled. iwa moved and sat next to you. he explained the process one by one, making you understand at every step of the way. 

“okay now, try this one yourself,” he said, handing over your pen. incoherent whispers and murmurs were heard as you solved half of your assigned homework. you were about to proceed on the next question when you felt something riding up towards your core. 

“stop it iwa, i’m busy,” you huffed sternly while smashing numbers into the calculator. you suddenly gasped when a finger pressed a damped spot on your panties. your hand quickly grasped his. “i said stop, didn’t i?” you asked, jaw clenched as you gripped his hand harder. 

 “come on, baby, you’re nearly finish and plus, you’re wet,” he whispered the last part into your ear, nibbling the lobe as well. “and you’re, all of a sudden, horny,” you rolled your eyes, mind concentrating back to your homework. “it’ll be a quick one, i promise,” he said. you didn’t reply to his comment. iwa smirked at your gesture. he silently stood up and went behind you. 

“ah, finally finish!” you breathed out, closing your books happily. “hey iwa, should we go get something to eat? my brain needs an energy recharge,” you asked,  but was answered by a silent atmosphere. a pair of arms suddenly hoisted you up and threw you on top of your bed. you smirked as iwa came crawling on top of you. looks like he has better plans than going out for food. 

“why should i get food when the meal is right in front of me?” 

red hues burned your cheeks as your head turned away from facing him, avoiding his lustful gaze. “eyes on me baby,” he commanded making you turn your head again. iwa’s stomach exploded with butterflies at how your eyes were filled with purity and by the looks of how embarrass you are at his compliment earlier makes his heart flipped (and his cock twitched). 

he gently took off your shirt and threw it somewhere across the room. his breath hitched at the sight of your bare chest. his lips attached to yours as your hands gripped his hair, deepening the kiss. heavy breathing were heard between the both of you. his hands grabbed your both of your tits, pinching both of your nipples, still not breaking the kiss. “ah, fuck,” you huffed. 

his lips trailed down towards your neck, biting and nibbling along the process. you let out a moan, signaling that he has found your sweet spot. he kept on sucking there, hands still haven’t left your breasts, twirling the bud along his long fingers. you eyes squeezed shut at the little pleasure his giving you. your hand travelled down towards your shorts, sliding into your panties. you insert a finger into your dripping core, trying to create friction down below. 

“hey, i’m in charge,” iwa said, gripping your hand to a halt. he pulled down your shorts with your panties, discarding them right away. “would you look at that,” he chuckled at the sight of your wet folds. “don’t laugh, idiot,” you said in an embarrass and annoyed tone. he chuckled once again before lowering his head in between your thighs. 

soft kisses pampered your skin as you felt his breath slowly coming up close towards your heat. "fuck," you sighed, throwing your head back, feeling yourself in cloud nine as his tongue licked your throbbing cunt. you gripped onto his hair, pulling his face closer towards your core.

"ow! hey, no biting!" you hit his head softly. his chuckle sent shivers down your spine, making you let go of your release. iwa sat up, fingers collecting your juices and sucking them clean. "you taste good, baby," he complimented. once again, your cheeks heats up at the comment.

"iwa, can you put it in now," you asked, looking at the wall beside your bed. the boy's heart did a flip. a smirk tugged on his lips, hands gripping your waist. "hold on tight, ok? 'm gonna domain expand what's mine," he said as he pushed himself into you.

you winced at the pain before realizing what he had said. you let out a laugh at his dirty joke. "why are you laughing?" he asked, aware that he was already inside of you. "HAHAHAHA you're gonna domain expand-" you laughed again, making him flushed with embarrassment. "tch, shut up," he said before slamming into. your laugh instantly turned into a scream.

iwa lifts up your knees and slams into you again, again and again. after a few minutes of him going feral and bruising your hole, you came, letting out ropes of white around his cock. "shit, gonna cum," he whimpered as your walls started to clamp around him even more. "it's okay, cum in me," you whispered into his ear lovingly.

the boy grabbed a fist of your hair and slammed his lips onto yours. muffled sounds of moans were heard as warm liquid came flooding into your cunt. "you did great, princess," he said, kissing your sweaty forehead. "yeah but the domain expand thing," you chuckled, making him go red again.

"shut up or not i'll make us go another round."

"the gojo joke was funny-"

okay but consider: tattoo artist! iwa (cuz its a whole ass concept) eats u out on his often used tattoo chair cuz one his customers flirted with u and u squirm SO much but he holds u down tight cuz hes jealous, he wouldnt admit it though

it is a whole concept 🤕

tw: oral (fem receiving)

you hissed in pain as he bit the inside part of your thigh, his mouth slowly inching closely to your core.

he slid down your shorts along with your panties only to reveal your already soaking cunt. without warning, his mouth quickly latched onto your cunt, sucking and biting it along the process.

your back arched from the chair, hands gripping his hair rather harshly due to pain and pleasure his giving you. legs snaking around his neck, pulling his face closer to your pussy as your thighs tremble in pleasure.

"stop moving bitch," his tongue swiped a stripe line at your hole making you shiver. his hands hold you down, locking you in place on the chair.

"you're not cumming unless i say so, got it?"

i miss writing for iwa 

warnings: making out? 

Dating Iwaizumi felt like as if you were on cloud nine. He's smart, kind, funny, caring and all, it's like he came straight out of a romance manga. You loved everything about him. What more could you ask him for?

"I got my first kiss!" your friend, Ruka, squealed giddily, covering her red face with a book. Rina cheered for her, patting her back as she tried to force her friend to spill the beans. You froze in your seat. Ruka met her boyfriend three weeks ago and they've kissed already?! you thought, puffing your cheeks in annoyance. Rina looked over to you with a pity look on her face.

"You haven't got your first kiss yet, didn't you, y/n?" she asked, patting your head. You only groaned as an answer. Ruka pouted. "I'm sure he has his reasons for not doing that. Let's not think to much about it since finals are coming up, yeah?" she tried to encourage you who has slumped onto the table.

The last bell rang, telling the students that school was finally over. You left Ruka and Rina early since you had your usually study sesh with Iwaizumi at your place. You arrived home peacefully, glad that there wasn't anything that bothered you on the way. A ding dong was heard after you had change out of your school uniform. Excitement rushed through your skin as you hurriedly went to the door.

There he was, smiling down at you, showing off his beautiful white pearls. Heart thumping loudly against your chest, you gulped. His hair was slightly disheveled, small pants coming from his pretty lips- he ran all the way to your house- that you wish you feel against yours. He looked hotter than usual. You faced the floor, silently hoping that he didn’t noticed you staring at him longer than usual. Stepping aside to let him into the house, you quickly made your way to the kitchen after dismissing him to stay put in your room as you made some refreshments for the both of you. 

Iwaizumi has never stepped inside a girl’s room before. Let alone a girl that he likes. He sat on the floor, taking out his homework as his eyes continued to wonder around the room. You entered the room, passing him a glass of water. The room was surrounded by a thick cloud of silence. Without wasting another minute, you sat down across him. Iwaizumi’s eye went down your figure, his gaze stopping at the thin fabric that’s hiding the rest of your skin. He could feel the tips of his ears burn making him look back to the book sprawled in front of him. You tilted your head at your boyfriend’s actions. 

“You okay, Iwa?” you asked, placing the back of your hand against his forehead. The boy’s eyes was in a horizontal line with your chest that was directly in front of him. He gulped hard as he was sweating bullets even though the air conditioner was on. “Come closer,” he said, turning away to avoid your quizzical look. Now it was your heart’s turn to palpitate. Cheeks burning, you crawled over to him. Hands gripped your wrist as he pulled you towards him, straddling his sides. Your widened at the contact of his clothed dick against your clothed womanhood. He’s hard, you thought, hiding your flustered face into his chest. 

Iwaizumi dragged a finger, picking up your chin to make you face him. His dark eyes were clouded with want. He suddenly slammed his lips to yours, kissing them hungrily. You parted your mouth more when he bit your lower lip, asking for entrance. Tongues swirled against one another as you both panted heavily for air. He flipped you over, making your back hit the cold floor. Iwa pinned both of your wrists above you. You looked erotic under him with your chest panting and cheeks all red and flustered. “I-iwa,” you stammered, voice dripping with honey. 

You nod your head in assurance. 

“I- I want to do it,” he said, looking down, his hair covering his bashful face. Then it hit you. You finally got your first kiss and now you’re going to do it with him! Finally your dream is about to come true. You cup both of his cheeks, making him look into your eyes. You knew you wanted this and he knows he wanted this too. You brought his lips to yours, connecting them together. The kiss was a real bliss and it made you feel all floaty as if you were on cloud nine for the first time again. 

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“sandali,” (wait a minute) iwaizumi used his spoon straw to push yours out from the bowl of halo halo as you were using the straw end, leaving you idiotically sucking on air through the straw before you completely registered what was happening.

you take your mouth of the straw and lightly hit him on the wrist as you whine, "bakit?" (why?)

a deep chuckle leaves his chest as he takes the spoon end of his utensil and starts stabbing the contents of the bowl, "babe, we haven't even mixed it yet-"

"i was taste testing it!" you argued back. all iwaizumi did in response was shake his head and click his tongue, continuing to mix up the bowl.

"you're always so particular about how we eat this," you huff, yet gave in and started helping him break up the toppings into the shaved ice dessert.

it was a hot summer day (arguably the best kind of day to eat halo halo), and you and iwaizumi decided to visit one of your favorite hole-in-the-wall destinations in the city. the owners were immigrants from the philippines, explaining why the resturaunt served the best filo food you've found in japan to date.

best of all, however, was that each summer the small restaurant brought back halo halo to their menu. and their halo halo had everything! what you and iwaizumi loved was that they didn't skimp on all the classic toppings–creamy ube ice cream, rich ube hilaya (jam), gulaman (gelatin), jackfruit, banana, and even crunchy corn flakes to finish it all off.

though your boyfriend's occupation as an athletic trainer meant he closely watched what he ate for the sake of being "healthy"... he could never deny getting a nostalgic taste of his childhood favorite whenever you suggested it during the summer months.

today–even though the owners had about four fans going in the room–it was so hot that the dessert was already starting to melt. getting impatient, you take a spoonful and quickly bring it to your mouth to avoid the evaporated milk from dripping on the establishment's table. (the sugar from the dessert is bound to leave the table sticky if any gets on it, and you wouldn't want to do that to the sweet lola (old lady) and lolo (old man) who ran the place.)

"hey! i wasn't done yet," iwaizumi protests, "you're gonna miss getting all the flavors in one bite, that's the point-"

you hold up a finger to shush him, closing your eyes savoring the taste you haven't had in months. he shuts up and lets you have your moment, but you notice a noticeable lack of clinking–almost as if your boyfriend isn't continuing on his usual halo-halo-eating ritual.

you crack one eye open to see him staring at you. not in a creepy way, but with a soft smile on his face. he had the look of admiration in his eyes... or maybe that was his sweat, you don't know. you open your other eye and tilt your head at him, amused.

"ano?" (what?) you tease, nudging his leg under the table with your foot, "haji, the halo halo's gonna melt, why aren't you eating?–"

"sarap?" (good?) he suddenly asks.

you go to reply "duh" but you're already eating another spoonful of halo halo so it just comes out in a hum, "mmrmh!"

he aimlessly digs his spoon into the dessert bowl a few more times, "y'know, i might just have to let you finish the whole thing-"

"HM? no way, we always share!" you go to prepare a spoonful with as many of the toppings as you can–the way you know he likes it–and hold it up to his face, your other hand underneath to prevent any from dripping on the table, "plus we already paid!"

like a toddler, he turns his face away, still glancing between the spoon and you, an annoying grin on his face.

"... sige!" (go on!) you were not about to let this bowl of heaven go to waste.

he guides your hand holding the spoon back to the bowl and nonchalantly shrugs, "i don't know why i always let you trick me into coming here, the amount of sugar in this is really bad for you-"

you groan at his health-talk, "but since when have you cared about that? it's lola and lolo's halo halo! it doesn't count."

then he laughs...

he's messing with you. now you can tell.

you don't know what he's trying to get at, but despite your frustration, you can't help but laugh a little with him (while eating that spoonful of halo halo for yourself, of course) because his eyes crinkle up as he smiles. the sound of his laugh makes you feel warm inside and you hope that by swallowing down another spoonful of frozen dessert your insides can cool down a bit from the sensation.

"yeah, well..." he starts, running a hand through his short hair, "also i think i could watch you finish this whole thing and i'd be satisfied."

"ano ba? (what the heck?) what are you even saying? did you get heatstroke?" you question before using the straw end of your utensil to sip some of the refreshing concoction in between you two. how could staring at you be better than eating halo halo? on a hot-ass day like this? you fear your boyfriend's gone mad from the heat.

almost as if he can hear your thoughts, he continues, "you look so happy every time you take a bite, you know that?"

you pause sipping from your straw, taken aback by the sudden comment.

he doesn't hesitate to add on, "sobrang ganda mo" (you're so pretty).

that's when you feel heat creep up onto your face, and hastily take another long sip from the cool halo halo, "d-don't be corny."

"i guess it's the nostalgia."

"you haven't even taken your first bite yet, you haven't even tasted-"

"mahal kita." (i love you)

"...... mahal din kita– kain na!" (i love you too– now eat!)

from that, he finally takes a bite of his own, and it's your turn to admire the lovely man that you somehow have the honor to have in your life.

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you and iwa never had to formally announce you two were "together" when you were in highschool

everyone just figured it out. there were signs.

like how he always had this hard-set, serious expression on his face

but when he looked at you his features softened up like you were all that was good in the world

or when you were talking to him, he wouldn't pay attention to anything or anyone else, his lips lightly parted since he was in so much of a daze listening to what you had to say

or how people would catch glimpses of his smiling, or even laughing, when you were by his side

only his closest friends had seen those kinds of expressions on his face

anyone else who happened to see it after you came into his life almost couldn't recognize him

people who saw him getting something from the school vending machine always noticed him walking away with two snacks, not just one

but then oddly enough they wouldn't see his best friend oikawa with either of those snacks, so who got iwa-chan's second snack? or did he just eat both of them?

then you'd just so happen to come into one of your classes, finishing up a snack from the vending machine even though you were never seen actually at the thing, so where'd you get that one from?

he'd always exit the school gates wearing two backpacks

one of them was yours

it's not even like you couldn't carry it yourself, but he always took it from you without even offering

he just wanted to be of use to you (and maybe also wanted to show off his strength to you a little bit)

eventually, there was even a small keychain that had appeared on hajime's backpack

one that looked awfully similar to one you had on yours

that one was especially easy to notice though, as both backpacks were side by side on hajime's back every day after school, anyway

during volleyball games, despite how most people were paying attention to his best friend as he set the ball for him to hit over the net, if anyone took a little bit of time to observe hajime in that moment

they'd notice how as soon as the ball lands on the other side of the net, his head starts to whip around. it's almost like he's looking for something, someone

and there you were in the stands, every game, happily clapping and cheering the team on but seemingly focused on only one of the players as they rotated positions around the court

then after those games, there was of course a sea of students mobbing the team, but especially the team captain

but amongst those students, there was one singled out from the crowd, and always seen talking to the team's spiker

and that spiker, so confident and daunting on the court, was for some reason acting all fidgety, and rubbing his hands through his hair and on the back of his neck and along his arms, as he talked with this one student

and as the team left, their student posse in lieu, there the two of you were again, slightly trailing off to the side or not far behind the rest

his team jacket was gone off his back and instead draped of your shoulders

the fabric hung loose sort of like a cape but if someone were really looking, they'd be able to catch a peek of your two hands holding each other gently as the passing wind blows the jacket up now and again

but if some people still couldn’t connect the dots, in the middle of the school year some new student came in as a transfer

rumors floated around that the new kid liked you (not like you were really paying those rumors any mind, you had other... priorities you paid attention to on the day-to-day)

well one day when the school day was over, and everyone was at their lockers, getting ready to go home

iwa placing his hand on the corner of your locker door, so that when you get back up from getting something from your bag on the ground you don't bump your head

when the new kid approaches you and complements you and asks if you want to go out with them sometime that weekend

that poor soul, those who knew and overheard from their lockers already started giggling and chuckling

and in a way that set the record straight for anyone else who wasn't aware, you politely declined,

"i'm sorry, but i'll have to refuse. i'm already going somewhere this weekend!"

and as you say that, your bag is already being picked up by your boyfriend–who never lets you lift a finger on your watch, of course

he stands up shouldering both bags with ease, towering over the dejected new kid,

"c'mon babe let's go, we'll miss the train. and i'm buying you a new outfit for our date saturday, no?"

you two never had to flaunt it, but that alone was enough to make it clear as day as the news spread before monday morning homeroom: "l/n and iwaizumi are official, they went on a date last saturday. aren't they the cutest?"

“oh no there is only one bed”

feat. Akaashi, Iwaizumi, Kuroo

♡ a/n: ahhh so someone requested this but the draft got lost so here it is~

AKAASHI

“I- hey Keiji there’s only one bed” you say as you walk into the hotel room

“huh. they did say there were small room adjustments to the reservation I made so that must be it” Akaashi says ever so casually

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I JUST PUT ON LIP GLOSS

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character/s: tsukishima kei x f!reader, iwaizumi hajime x f!reader, miya osamu x f!reader

genre/s: fluff

warning/s: none

gwen’s notes 🤍: not proofread. currently experiencing miya osamu brain rot.

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tsukishima kei is petty. so when you reel back from his kiss, he instantly frowns with an eyebrow raised and a look of disbelief. how dare you shy away from his kiss? you laugh dismissively, bringing a small mirror up higher to admire your reflection, lightly touching up your face. "sorry, babe. i just put on lip gloss." he stares at you incredulously before rolling his eyes and scoffing, annoyed. you think nothing of it until later when you try to cling onto his arm and nuzzle to his side and he all but peels himself away from you. you pout. tsukishima gives you a mocking, childish look. "sorry, babe i just put on cologne. i don't want you rubbing on the scent." "that doesn't make any sense," you laugh. he narrows his eyes at you before clicking his tongue and looking away. "well since i can't kiss you, you shouldn't be able to touch me," he grumbles. but his eyes widen in surprise when you quickly stand on the tips of your toes to place a fat, juicy kiss on his cheek, giggling manically at your antics. he frowns, feeling the stickiness but you stand to place more kisses all over his face. "alright, alright! damn," he pushes you away, palm on your face. "fine, i get it. you can stop being annoying now." you happily skip towards him, successfully hooking your arms together while you watch him struggle to wipe it off. you did offer him makeup wipes after a good few minutes of him struggling.

iwaizumi hajime cannot get his hands off of you especially when you look that good. he can barely wait for you to get settled in his passenger seat so that he could finally kiss those sweet lips of yours. to his disappointment, you gently push him off and smile apologetically. "why, what's the matter, angel?" he asks, puzzled. he watches you reach for the sun visor, flipping it open to peak at your reflection in the tiny mirror, fluffing up your hair and lashes a little bit. "i just put lip gloss on," you giggle, eyes still trailed on the mirror above your head. in a swift motion, he clasps your cheeks between his hand and turns your head to face him. he leans in to give you a kiss which startles you at first but melt into nonetheless. you point to his now shiny lips when you pull away, a wide smile etched on your face. “how do i look?” he jokes before reaching for some tissues to wipe off the gloss smeared all over his mouth. “pretty,” you chirp, tilting your head to the side to admire him. “i can’t promise i won’t mess up your lip gloss again. you look too pretty to resist.” he gives you a brief side glance, winking at you and sporting a boyish grin before he drives off. you sink further into your seat as you feel your cheeks heat up with his remarks.

miya osamu is petty (2). the bell rings as you enter the restaurant and he’s practically pouncing on you, not even thinking about how a customer could walk right through the door at any second. he tries to kiss you but you explain to him you don’t want to mess up your lips. he frowns at you, a childish pout ever so slightly noticeable on his lips. “your vanity is more important than my kisses?” he challenges overdramatically, wrapping two strong arms around you. “yes,” you chuckle, earning a whine from him. he leans his head on your shoulder. “please, just one,” he tries again, lifting his head up and mustering the cutest puppy dog eyes as he juts his lips out. you stick your tongue out, causing him to push himself off of you with a huff. “fine, but don’t think i would serve you any onigiris for that.” your mouth gapes open in disbelief. “what? if you don’t want to kiss me, you must not want to eat,” he smirks triumphantly, watching you make a fuss. he throws a white towel over his shoulder, making his way back into the kitchen. “nooo,” you whine padding after him. “i’ll give you kisses, i’m sorry.” you feel him chuckle as you press your cheek against his back and barely wrap your arms around his torso. he could almost see you pout even with his back turned to you. “good.” he turns to face you, plopping his black baseball hat onto your head before giving you a smug kiss.

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half-filipino! hajime iwaizumi relationship headcanons

as a filipina, the headcanon that iwa is half pinoy is literally living in my head rent free 24/7/365 enjoy my brainrot 😀

gn! reader (also!! implied filipino! reader. i’ll make a separate post for general dating headcanons) CW: my language

oh. my. gulay. i’m so excited for this hold up lemme AHHHHHHHHH

aHem. anyways. i feel like he’d either know tagalog fluently or at least know enough to hold up a conversation in the philippines

with this in mind, if you also speak tagalog, he’d def talk to you in tagalog from time to time

TEACHING OIKAWA DIFFERENT THINGS IN TAGALOG BUT TRICKING HIM WITH THE MEANINGS

you: “oikawa! wanna learn some tagalog”

him: “GASP yes please i wanna understand what you and iwa chan say ”

iwa: “okay if you tell people ‘putangina mo gago ka’ it means ‘damn you’re gorgeous and so lovely’”

proceeds to tell everyone that before he gets slapped by some other pinoy 💀

omg his good morning texts would be like “magandang umaga mahal ko” (good morning my love)

soooooo many compliments in tagalog too pls

his ass KNOWS you get flustered af when he compliments/talks to you in tagalog

“ang ganda/guapo/(idk attractive in tagalog sorry 😔) mo ngayon” (you look beautiful today)

“ikaw lang ang mahal ko wag ka makalimutan yun” (you’re the only one i love. don’t forget that”

but when you do it back he gets so flustered and just turns away like "omg why are they so cute"

if your nanay/tatay cooks filipino dishes for lunch you’ll pack extra for your jowa iwa ;)

sharing filipino snacks together like ensaymada and boy bawang.

in the summer, you would go to either one of your houses and have a halo halo day where you make halo halo for yourselves and your family.

if you guys do karaoke together, he would serenade you with “kahit maputi na ang buhok ko”

talking in tagalog when you wanna talk shit about someone or rant

if you watch teleseryes, you *MIGHT* be able to get him to watch with you.

our jowa is a busy third year and co-captain but he’ll try his best to catch up on ang probinsyano teleseryes with you

making him blush with the typical kilig songs used in the corny scenes bc it’s funny 💀

“ikaw nga ba si mr. right? ikaw nga ba love of my life? ikaw nga ba ang icing sa ibabaw ng cupcake ko?

“babe. why-”

family knows he POGI AS FUCK and are always like “haji do you hab partner yet?”

the day he finally says “opo tita” everyone goes wild

but THATS A DIFFERENT HEADCANON ;) (psst!! that’s out now —> here)

relating to the pressures and expectations filipino family/parents put on you

your mom would adore him he’s so sweet and respectful and he’s filipino so bonus points in your pinoy family’s eyes

lowkey wanting to be like a filipino love team *cough cough* next LizQuen

ONLY YOU CAN MAKE THIS MAN SO SOFT HE’S SO WHIPPED FOR YOU

when you guys are alone he’ll hug you from behind and whisper “mahal kita talaga” and kiss your head (i really love you)

I THINK IMMA MAKE A PART 2 BECAUSE THIS IS LONG AF BUT I HAVE SM MORE I CAN'T THINK OF EFBIUIWOFOQH

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meeting filipino! iwaizumi's family scenario/headcanon

- filipino! iwaizumi pt. 2! gn! reader

- this one is for my loves @jesus-christ-super-ace and @nanaomiomi ! i've been wanting to write this one since the first part an they only urged me to do it more (thankfully)

- this will be written in headcanon format bc it's the only way i really know how to write these things but enjoy babes!

(lemme fangirl over this gif for a sec) WHY CANT HE BE REAL </3

okay moving on. you haven’t met the filipino side of iwa’s family yet, and he invited you over for his mom’s birthday.

referencing back to pt. 1, his family already knows he has an s/o.

everyone wants to meet the person that won kuya haji’s heart.

he decides to pick you up so you arrive together.

tita: “jowa mo yan haji?” (auntie: is that your s/o haji?)

iwa: “opo tita” (yes auntie)

tita: “ANG GANDA/GUAPO SIYA SEUS SUERTE KA TALAGA HAJI” (THEY'RE SO PRETTY/HANDSOME JESUS YOU'RE SO LUCKY HAJI)

they’d def call you anak despite just meeting you LMAO. (anak is a name parents/older family call their children.)

when meeting his mom, you bring her a gift and call her tita.

“thank you anak! pero call me nanay. ay! hajime! ang cute yung jowa mo!!” (thank you dear! but call me mom. oh! hajime! you're s/o is so cute!!)

iwa is so proud the entire time while lightly blushing and you’re RED AS A TOMATO

cue the mano po to his lola (grandma), lolo (grandpa), and elder family members. (mano po is a gesture done by younger family towards older family for respect.)

you win points from them for being so respectful

omg his little cousins would call you ate/kuya right off the bat. (kind of like san and kun but used for older cousins/siblings in the family. ate is for girls, and kuya for boys.)

you’d get excited over all the filipino food while iwa puts food on your plate for you (heart throb talaga sha) and you guys sit at a table.

you steal his eggrolls and he'll steal spoonfuls of rice and ulam and the family would be kilig. (ulam is food eaten with rice and kilig is like a giddy feeling towards romance.)

all his titos (uncles), titas (aunties), mom, and dad would bombard you with so many questions about school, your guys' relationship, and about your own pinoy family.

you're super nervous because WE ALL KNOW how judgmental filipinos can be at times.

dw tho! they love your personality; much to your relief.

after all the questioning, you and hajime play with the younger children.

he would let them hang onto his arms while he swings them pls. and you'd give them piggyback rides.

you'll all play outdoor games.

if there was a crying baby, you and iwa would try to put them to sleep and they def look like your child.

cue the "eeeeee" and "ooohhhhh" from LITERALLY EVERYONE.

talking to you tita baby.

literally makes you blush so hard and you both become so flustered; iwa is just looking away like "stop pls"

they tease him more for how he acts.

AFTER THAT, it's time for karaoke 🤪🤪

i feel like iwa will be a good singer. like he can sing good but not extravagantly. BUT STILL GOOD YK???

you'd let tito sing "total eclipse of the heart" first and they'd want you two to do a duet.

if you don't want to, iwaizumi will assure you it's okay and he'll sit out and watch everyone with you.

BUT NAH HE AIN'T GETTING OUT OF IT YOU'RE MAKING HIM SING.

"HOY HAJIME KANTAHIN KA PARA SA JOWA MO" (HEY HAJIME SING FOR YOUR S/O)

KILIGGGG (they do that a lot)

now he can't escape. he's going to make you pay by serenading you with a love song.

he'll choose something sappy like "kahit maputi na ang buhok ko" by rey valera (reference to last post) or "with a smile" by eraserheads.

THE COMMENTS FROM HIS FAMILY ARE SO FUNNY AND THEY TEASE YOU TWO SO MUCH

proud smirk on his face. (and when they aren't looking, he'll kiss your forehead.)

if you do duet, you guys would duet something lowk throwback like "halik" by aegis or "my way" by frank sinatra.

whether you sing more or not, haji will just discreetly snuggle with you on the couch to avoid the teasing while everyone else sings.

LINE DACING TOGETHER PLS-

singing both maligayang bati and happy birthday when his mom blows the candles.

you'll share a slice of cake and you'll try to feed him but he refuses because HE DOESNT WANT TITA TO KILIG AGAIN

but he'll give in ONCE bc you're his love but call you an idiot/dumbass and look away

when it's time to leave everyone's like "bye anak come back soon!"

when he asks for their opinion of you, they think you're an amazing person, already count you as a part of the family, and 100% approve of you as haji's jowa.

they also say he's fallen hard for you.

and he agreed with them <3

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making halo halo with filipino! iwaizumi hajime at 3 A.M scenario/headcanons

IM BACK WITH KUYA IWA YALL 😩😩 this is lowk taking up my life and i don’t regret it.

credit to @jesus-christ-super-ace ! <3 you /p

gn! reader as always and enjoy :)

it’s a hot night in japan, and haji is sleeping over at your house for the weekend.

although you and iwa are trying to keep cool, the heat is still making it so HARD to sleep.

if you aren’t turning in bed hajime is. it’s been a good 2 hours of trying to sleep in the hot ass heat.

haji: “babe tulog ka ba?” (babe are you sleeping?)

you: “no. ang init kasi” *pout* (no. it’s too hot)

he’d turn to face you and you both decide to eat something refreshing to cool you guys down.

he starts to smile and asks you “you want to make halo halo?” (if you don’t know what it is google it bc idk how to explain it LMAO)

you also start to smile and start to drag him out of bed so you can make halo halo.

I KNOW this man sleeps shirtless so the whole time he’s just there WITH HIS BIG ARMS LIKE MMMMM

even though it was literally three in the morning, your parents weren’t home due to night shift (literally idfk just go with it 💀)

so you don’t have to worry with how loud the ice shaver machine is.

haji would open all the canned ingredients, and you’d get the cups, spoons, and prepare the machine.

omg when he’s done he’ll come behind you and hug you from behind while you prepare the ice shaver 🥰🥰

just so it isn’t completely quiet, iwa plays a playlist with music you two both like.

while the ice shaver is shaving the ice you put in, you guys would playfully dance together to a pop song that came on like sigurado by zack tabudlo (if you don’t know that song OMG LISTEN ITS SO GOOD)

having competitions to see who can make the most favorable halo halo (in terms of what you/the other likes in their halo halo, presentation, etc.)

your ingredients would be like filipino ice cream (ube, buko pandan) or just regular ice cream like vanilla or mango. (ube is purple yam and buko pandan is coconut and pandan leaves)

(imagine seeing his arms scooping up the ice cream to put in your cup oh jesus 😮‍💨)

the reg stuff like beans/chick peas, nata de coco, jackfurit, condensed/evaporated milk, corn (MAIS KUNYELO 👀), kaong, and all the other classic stuff. ALSO STICKOS UBE OR ANY OTHER FLAVOR YOU LIKE YUMMM.

it’s late so soft iwa is out (LETS GOOOO) and he’d be feeding some of his to you and vice versa.

taking pictures of each other eating halo halo bc it’s like a “late at home” date 😩 (like yk those “on a date kinda nervous” pictures? those kinds)

he’d give you extra of your favorite ingredient from his to make you happy (ie. i love jackfruit so he’d give some of his jackfruit)

in return you give him some of the ingredients you don’t like (if any) if not, you’ll also give sone of his favorites.

him smearing ice cream on your nose and then lightly laughing at you.

omg if you have long hair, i feel like he’d tie it back for you if you didn’t already so it wouldn’t get in your halo halo 💕🦋😮‍💨🤪😩💕🥰

sharing sweet kisses from all the sweet ass jellies, ice cream, and halo halo in general.

just to make it last longer, after you guys finish your first cup, you share another one together while cleaning up <3

makes sure you drink water afterwards bc you just had a sobrang sweet dessert at 3 AM and doesn’t want you getting a sore throat or something.

lazily cleaning up together while the sleepiness finally hits you two. (you guys literally just leave the dishes in the sink for the next day)

while you’re putting the rest of the refrigerated foods away, he’ll wait for you at the doorway/entrance way of your kitchen before going upstairs.

you guys hold hands while going up the stairs and after finding a comfortable cuddling position (iwa = big spoon) you guys doze off right away.

I HOPE THIS WAS GOOD ITS A LOT OF FLUFF SO IM LIVING HAHAHHA

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pamamanhikan with timeskip! half-filipino! iwaizumi hajime

creds/request from my bb @nanaomiomi (I MISS YOU SM MWAH)

if you don’t know what “pamamanhikan” is, DW I DIDN’T EITHER LMAO

pamamanhikan: meeting your partners family/parents. (traditionally: groom meeting the bride’s family to show marriage is not between just the two people, but the entire family) (ty for telling me <3)

non-gender specified! filipino!reader (idk if it works gender neutrally so i didn't add reader pronouns) enjoy! cw: light language

CONGRATS READER YOU’RE ENGAGED TO KUYA HAJI 🥳🥳

both your families decided to keep filipino tradition, and do pamamanhikan.

you guys agreed, so now iwa and his family are on his way to your house.

both of you have met each other’s families before, and your families know a little bit of each other, so it’s mainly a "get to know each other" session.

when haji’s family arrives, they bring some gifts like their family adobo, wine, and soda.

your family made some delicious food like lumpia, sinigang, and turon for desert. (lumpia: eggrolls, sinigang: sour soup with vegetables and meat, turon: banana with brown sugar wrapped in spring roll wrapper; fried.)

the parents introduce themselves to each other and it’s going really smoothly! the conversation is general and small.

after the small talk, haji will ask your parents for your their permission to marry you.

HE’S LOWKEY SWEATING HIS ASS OFF EVEN THOUGH HE’S SURE EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE

“nay, tay, pinapayagan kong magkasal si y/n?” (mom, dad, will you allow me to marry y/n?) (nay and tay is used a shortened version of nanay and tatay, as a nickname used by your partner in this case)

“oo. pwede yan hajime” (yes. that’s allowed hajime)

claps and cheers from you and his family. (you guys def call him out for being nervous and he denies it)

now, in celebration, you guys eat dinner! sm good fucking food god bless and your families get to know each other.

your moms compliment each other on the foods they cooked, share recipes, and cooking tips.

your dads talk about work and about you two.

again, they’re getting to know each other so they talk about themselves, where they’re from, their jobs, etc.

you and haji will have small conversation while they have their one on one talks and you’ll tease him even more for being nervous from earlier.

“awww was my fiancé nervous on what my parents would say 🥺”- you

*shoves food in your mouth* “no. i don’t know what you saw mahal ko” (mahal ko- my love)

giggles from both of you AND YOUR FAMILIES GIVING YOU TWO THE KILIG LOOK (kilig- giddy feeling toward romance)

you guys won't have many plans for your wedding yet (this is happening a few weeks after he proposed), but you’ll share the little information you two have planned so far like who’s being invited, attire ideas, and a vague idea what the venue will be like/when it would seasonally be.

BE PREPARED FOR ALL THE EMBARRASSING STORIES FROM YOUR CHILDHOODS

you guys will die of embarrassment before you even get married

your dad will show baby videos that are really funny and haji’s parents will show embarrassing photos they didn’t get the chance to show you yet.

(watch one of them be haji’s messy face after eating ice cream HAHAHAH)

all of the parents will give you two advice for married life and relationships in general like to trust each other, make time for each other, never go to bed angry, and more.

CUE THE “kung nasaktan ka yung baby ko sapakin kita hajime ha.” FROM YOUR DAD LMAO (if you hurt my baby i'll punch you okay hajime.)

*nervous gulp* “opo tay” (yes dad)

OFC IT’S JUST A PLAYFUL JOKE BC THEY LOVE HIM BUT just a warning

“hoi, y/n. kung hihirapan ka kasi tigas olo si hajime, sabihin mo sa akin” - haji’s dad (hey, y/n. if you have a hard time because hajime is stubborn, tell me)

“why am i being attacked” - haji

“same to you hajime. i'll throw my tsinelas at y/n” - your mom (tsinelas- slippers)

“WH- WHY” - you

laughs from all of you guys

overall it was a great experience and really fun night for everyone. all of you are now well acquainted and your parents might hang out together sometimes bc they have SO MUCH CHISMIS and enjoy each other

“sige. we’ll be heading out!”

“ingat kayo!”

you kiss haji goodbye and YOUR PARENTS WILL KILIG: “eeeee!!!”

I HOPE YOU ENOYED THAT BB! i tried my best to research to make pamamanhikan accurate as possible but it may be vague.

I RELIED SO HARD ON TRANSLATION SITES FOR THIS PLS MAHIHIRAPAN KO SA TAGALOG BWISIT

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half-filipino!iwaizumi and reader make oikawa try balut for the first time (scenario/hc)

creds to @jesus-christ-super-ace for the idea mwah mwah mwah

reader is implied as filipino and gn!reader as always.

this is more of a platonic writing between oikawa and filo iwa and reader, but there’s a hint of ✨relationship✨ for you and iwa.

for dialogue, t=tooru h=hajime y= you

CW: LOTS OF CURSING LMAOO OUR CURSES SOUND SO BAD TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH 💀💀

god i hope my characterization for oikawa is accurate enough 💀💀

this all started when oikawa and iwa chan made a bet.

if iwa lost, he would have to take oikawa out to lunch, but if oikawa lost, he’d have to try balut. (balut: duck embryo that is boiled and eaten from the shell)

oikawa ended up overestimating himself and lost to iwa chan.

iwa tells you about the forfeit oikawa has to do, and YOU IMMEDIATELY WANT IN.

i saw a post that said oikawa was prolly a sore loser and I 100% AGREE esp in this case. oikawa alr knows what balut is, AND HE DOES NOT WANNA EAT IT

he’d act all whiny, come up with reasons how iwa didn’t win, and avoid the forfeit at all costs. i mean i don’t blame him IT’S AN EMBRYO.

so here you two are. LITERALLY dragging oikawa from his house to yours to force him to eat balut.

t: “NOOO I DON’T WANT TO. STOP. KIDNAPPERS. I DON’T KNOW THEM.”

h: *bonks oikawa’s head* “PUTANGINA KA SHITTYKAWA GUSTO MO SAPAKIN KITA?? (you bitch (there’s really no exact translation for putangina mo) shittykawa you want me to smack you??) THIS IS YOUR CONSEQUENCE FOR COMING UP WITH THE BET IN THE FIRST PLACE”

t: “BUT IWA CHAN YOU ALREADY SAPAK-ED ME. Y/N-CHAN HELPPP” (HIS TAGALOG WOULD BE SO SLANGED TOO PLS)

y: “do you hear something hajime?”

h: “nah. i don’t know what you’re talking about.”

t: *proceeds to whine even more*

when you three finally reach your intended destination with the balut waiting on the table, oikawa tries to bolt out your premises, only to get thrown over iwaizumi’s shoulder.

h: "don't make us tie you down gago" (gago: asshole/bitch. just an insult LMAO)

iwa would offer to eat one first himself to show oikawa it really isn't a big deal even though his O.A ass still thought otherwise.

if you also like balut, you'll eat one with haji saying how delicious it is and how oikawa is really missing out.

if you don't like balut, (like me) (DON'T ATTACK ME PLS I HAVEN'T HAD IT IN A WHILE I'LL TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME I HAVE IT TO SEE IF MY OPINION CHANGED) you'll try it with oikawa to make it better.

omg oikawa gags so many times bc he really doesn't wanna do it and you and haji are just like

"gago ka pala :|. kainin mo na. ang tagal ka." (son of a bitch :|. just eat it you’re taking too long)

during the time tooru stalls to eat the damn thing, you and haji are sharing other snacks like boy bawang and skyflakes like the power couple you are.

t: "iwa-chan, y/n-chan :(((( stop flirting it's gross"

y: "by the time you're done that SINGLE balut there won't be any choc nut for you so bilisin mo." (choc nut: filipino candy bar. bilisin mo: hurry up)

both your eyes are literally glued to him so he won't spit it out or run away again.

when he FINALLY decided to eat it he'll close his eyes so hard and sadly chew it.

y: "how is it"

t: "i don’t like itt"

h: "too bad you only ate half of it when you have to eat the whole thing."

he'll eat the rest while downing some mango juice (gina brand ofc)

his review is literally "never again. no. i respect your food but it's not exquisite in my taste bud's opinion."

in addition, you and tooru managed to come up with a plan yourselves. you guys literally have telepathy, and knew what the other was thinking with one mischievous look. iwa was so sus tho.

t: "iwa-chan!! what is this called again"

h: "anak ng- choc nut"

y: "you mean CHOC ON DEEZ NUTS" (I'M SO SORRY I LITERALLY CAME UP WITH IT IN THE MOMENT I HAD TO INCLUDE IT BAHAHAH)

you and oikawa just burst out laughing while iwa is there like 🙂🩴

haji is literally about to grab his tsinelas (slipper) and sampal (slap) you guys right there and then. he will def take away the choc nut and make tooru eat another balut. (joke lang...unless? 😟)

after the balut shenanigans, the three of you will hang out and continue to eat filipino food oikawa is actually familiar with, be chismosas (gossipers or “tea spillers” in modern terms), and do what you all do on normal hangouts. all of you get to third wheel each other LMAOO.

I HOPE THIS IS OKAY I REALLY TRIED LMAO

GUYS ARE YOU PROUD I DIDN’T USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE AT ALL FOR THIS SCENARIO :DD (if something is wrong filo moots pls tell me 😀)

i should start tagging my kuya iwa supporters. lmao. @jesus-christ-super-ace @nanaomiomi <3 yall frfr 🤪

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watching trese w kuya iwa and oikawa hcs? 👁👁

bestie romeo back at it again with the kuya iwa hc ideas.

BEING FR- I FORGOT A LOT OF THE THINGS THAT HAPPENED SO THIS IS PROLLY VAGUE

gn! reader (ALSO: t = tooru oikawa; h = hajime iwaizumi; y/n = you)

CW! SOME SPOILERS FROM TRESE. READ AT YOUR OWN WILL. ALSO, slight language

watching trese with oikawa and half-filipino! iwaizumi

you and iwa would’ve watched it already, but oikawa brings it up one day when he sees it while finding what to watch on netflix.

t: iwa channn, y/n channn!! did you watch that new filipino anime that came out on netflix yet??

h: yea what about it?

t: CAN YOU GUYS WATCH WITH MEEE I WANT TO WATCH A FILIPINO ANIME WITH MY IRL FILIPINO FRIENDS PLEASEEEE

y/n: im down!! we can educate you on our culture and myths too.

you’re all either at oikawa’s house or haji’s, but if you’re at haji’s, he’ll have filipino snacks for all of you to really enhance the experience.

we got everything like boy bawang, balut, oishi shrimp chips, piattos, otap, pancit canton, literally anything bruh. (choc nut for nuno)

you and hajime will be cuddling on the couch or be closer to each other than oikawa and he’s there third wheeling like 💀💀

t: huh it’s getting a little cold in here don’t you think

h: *throws him a blanket* here that’ll fix it

I FEEL LIKE OIKAWA IS A MOVIE/SHOW TALKER

like in serious parts he’ll shut up and pay attention but otherwise he’ll just be talking and asking about it at random parts sm you’ll have to rewind a lot.

t: ooh what’s that

y/n: it’s a duwende

t: *tries to say it for the next 5 minutes*

y/n: tooru i will throw this remote at you i’ll help you learn it later just sh for now

HIM BEING LOWKEY SURPRISED/SCARED AT THE ASWANGS AND WHEN HE SEES NUNO

t: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT

h: nuno is a spirit of the elderly. if you don’t say “tabi tabi po” on their property they will curse you. he reminds me of you.

t: IWA CHANNNN ARE YOU CALLING ME UGLY 😞

y/n: 😀☝🏼 NO well maybe BUT NO IT’S BC YOU’RE A CHISMOSA TANGINA (chismosa: gossiper. tangina = bitch)

when moments like the prison attack happen with the thing with the prisoner, he actually wants to chat about it and his opinion before the next episode. it turns into a whole deep conversation.

this makes watching stuff with oikawa so fun and worthwhile.

you guys would be watching in tagalog dub and he’d be shocked to find out some of the things haji calls him are so rude.

t: OH HE JUST SAID WHAT YOU CALL ME IWA. YOU CALL ME A GAGO- … I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT MEANS IM TALENTED 😞

WHEN THE WIND ELEMENTS GET THEIR PRIZE OF GETTING LAID BY KAMBAL (pls that was so humorous i can’t) OIKAWA MAKES SM SMUG COMMENTS you guys end up laughing a lot.

t: woah ho ho getting action i seee 👀 kambal went to town that night hehe

during the final battle he gets so upset when everything starts going wrong.

t: WHY’D THEY KILL CAPTAIN GURRERO WHAT

t: KAMBAL AREN’T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHY WHAT ARE THEY DOING NO

don’t forget his tagalog would be pretty slanged but he’s trying

lowkey predicted the ending tho. he’d be like “is this some ending where the lesson is family is stronger than anything or something”

5 minutes later: “Malakas nga ang lukso ng dugo, pero hindi matitinag ang pamilya.” (the bond of blood might be strong, but the bond of family is stronger)

t: I KNEW IT HAH YOU HEARD ME RIGHT

you and iwa: SHUSH WATCH THE DAMN SHOW OIKAWA

all in all, oikawa would really enjoy trese. he likes the folklore and he got to learn more about his besties.

he finds all of the aswangs and creatures very cool and interesting even tho they may look ugly/scary to him.

he liked that it was funny and really showed the culture of the philippines. he ofc would say all this to both you and haji.

he would text you two in the middle of the night that he got a nightmare of a tiyanak or xa mul. you guys would lowk laugh but reassure him they aren’t real for like two weeks.

he’d also swear he saw the white lady of balente drive while walking home from practice even though we’re in japan???

you guys wouldn’t express it, but you guys both appreciate oikawa enjoying it and his willingness to know more about the legends and myths from where you two came from. oikawa def knows you two feel this way tho.

BAM DONE. I HOPE YOU LIKE BESTIE ROMEO I ENJOYED WRITING THIS.

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ommggg

iwa's bigger, calloused hands leaving bruises from how hard his fingers sunk into your hips when railing you! forgetting about them and wearing a shirt that doesn't cover them?? the STARES!!

oikawa would probably make fun of them, gagging even. but he would never know the sounds that came from you. they were like melodies and spurred him on to keep it up. your poor pussy must be so sore too, i mean judging by how you're sitting and wincing when you move a certain way. .

needless to say, iwa might need to consider getting you high rise pants just in case your parents visit the next time.