Half-filipino! Hajime Iwaizumi Relationship Headcanons

half-filipino! hajime iwaizumi relationship headcanons

as a filipina, the headcanon that iwa is half pinoy is literally living in my head rent free 24/7/365 enjoy my brainrot 😀

gn! reader (also!! implied filipino! reader. i’ll make a separate post for general dating headcanons) CW: my language

oh. my. gulay. i’m so excited for this hold up lemme AHHHHHHHHH

aHem. anyways. i feel like he’d either know tagalog fluently or at least know enough to hold up a conversation in the philippines

with this in mind, if you also speak tagalog, he’d def talk to you in tagalog from time to time

TEACHING OIKAWA DIFFERENT THINGS IN TAGALOG BUT TRICKING HIM WITH THE MEANINGS

you: “oikawa! wanna learn some tagalog”

him: “GASP yes please i wanna understand what you and iwa chan say ”

iwa: “okay if you tell people ‘putangina mo gago ka’ it means ‘damn you’re gorgeous and so lovely’”

proceeds to tell everyone that before he gets slapped by some other pinoy 💀

omg his good morning texts would be like “magandang umaga mahal ko” (good morning my love)

soooooo many compliments in tagalog too pls

his ass KNOWS you get flustered af when he compliments/talks to you in tagalog

“ang ganda/guapo/(idk attractive in tagalog sorry 😔) mo ngayon” (you look beautiful today)

“ikaw lang ang mahal ko wag ka makalimutan yun” (you’re the only one i love. don’t forget that”

but when you do it back he gets so flustered and just turns away like "omg why are they so cute"

if your nanay/tatay cooks filipino dishes for lunch you’ll pack extra for your jowa iwa ;)

sharing filipino snacks together like ensaymada and boy bawang.

in the summer, you would go to either one of your houses and have a halo halo day where you make halo halo for yourselves and your family.

if you guys do karaoke together, he would serenade you with “kahit maputi na ang buhok ko”

talking in tagalog when you wanna talk shit about someone or rant

if you watch teleseryes, you *MIGHT* be able to get him to watch with you.

our jowa is a busy third year and co-captain but he’ll try his best to catch up on ang probinsyano teleseryes with you

making him blush with the typical kilig songs used in the corny scenes bc it’s funny 💀

“ikaw nga ba si mr. right? ikaw nga ba love of my life? ikaw nga ba ang icing sa ibabaw ng cupcake ko?

“babe. why-”

family knows he POGI AS FUCK and are always like “haji do you hab partner yet?”

the day he finally says “opo tita” everyone goes wild

but THATS A DIFFERENT HEADCANON ;) (psst!! that’s out now —> here)

relating to the pressures and expectations filipino family/parents put on you

your mom would adore him he’s so sweet and respectful and he’s filipino so bonus points in your pinoy family’s eyes

lowkey wanting to be like a filipino love team *cough cough* next LizQuen

ONLY YOU CAN MAKE THIS MAN SO SOFT HE’S SO WHIPPED FOR YOU

when you guys are alone he’ll hug you from behind and whisper “mahal kita talaga” and kiss your head (i really love you)

I THINK IMMA MAKE A PART 2 BECAUSE THIS IS LONG AF BUT I HAVE SM MORE I CAN'T THINK OF EFBIUIWOFOQH

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THIS WAS SO SWEET BRB CRYING

Second Chance

Valentine’s Event: Day 6

Prompt: Bruno + Runaway

Ao3 Link

Author’s Note: Is this based off of that one episode of How I Met Your Mother? Yes, yes it is. Again, this has a Gender Neutral reader, but the reader is in a wedding dress and has a male partner. One day left, please enjoy!

Out of all the things Bruno expected to see on his doorstep today, it certainly wasn’t you. There you stood, clad in a white wedding dress, just as radiant since the last time he saw you, if not more so.

His eyes looked over your form in shock as he stood at his door, all greetings disappearing as his mind just tried to parse why you would be here. Why you would be here like that?

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THIS IS FUCING BRILLIANT I FUCKING LOVE THIS STANDING OVATION FROM ME ME ME AND ME I LOVE IT SM

allergic to you

Word Count: 3, 713

Pairing: Tsukishima Kei x High School Age!Fem!Reader

Warnings: some swear words I guess, but as per usual, it’s just fluff from me. 

A/N: Guess who’s finally joined another fandom lol hello Haikyuu fandom! Pls be kind, it’s my first time writing for this fandom but I am in love with Karasuno boys, it’s problematic. Anyways, please let me know if you liked it! Sorry if I didn’t quite capture him the way other writers do haha. Also, Y/N = Your (Last) Name, just cause typing Y/L/N is exhausting lol my b

(Not my gif, credits to the original creator!)

Yamaguchi was trying his very hardest not to laugh, his hands clasped together in front of his lips to stifle his giggles as the tall blond boy he had known for years just looked at him desperately.

“It’s not funny,” Tsukishima’s lips formed into a frown (almost a pout), looking away from his friend nervously. His fingers played with some chopsticks, poking at his uneaten lunch.

Yamaguchi had never see Tsukishima Kei nervous. Volleyball games? Totally calm. Math class? Easy. Exam season? Piece of cake.

But put Tsukishima near a girl? No, scratch that. Not just any girl. Put Tsukishima near Y/N? It was all over for him. Suddenly, this 190cm tall boy wanted to shrink small enough to run away and not be noticed.

“It’s a little funny, Tsukki,” Yamaguchi insisted, finally letting out just a tiny chuckle that he just couldn’t hold back. “I think you’re overreacting. Just a bit.”

Tsukishima’s eyes turned back to the other boy, staring at him as if analyzing him, “How could I be overreacting? I’m telling you, I’m allergic!”

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meeting filipino! iwaizumi's family scenario/headcanon

- filipino! iwaizumi pt. 2! gn! reader

- this one is for my loves @jesus-christ-super-ace and @nanaomiomi ! i've been wanting to write this one since the first part an they only urged me to do it more (thankfully)

- this will be written in headcanon format bc it's the only way i really know how to write these things but enjoy babes!

(lemme fangirl over this gif for a sec) WHY CANT HE BE REAL </3

okay moving on. you haven’t met the filipino side of iwa’s family yet, and he invited you over for his mom’s birthday.

referencing back to pt. 1, his family already knows he has an s/o.

everyone wants to meet the person that won kuya haji’s heart.

he decides to pick you up so you arrive together.

tita: “jowa mo yan haji?” (auntie: is that your s/o haji?)

iwa: “opo tita” (yes auntie)

tita: “ANG GANDA/GUAPO SIYA SEUS SUERTE KA TALAGA HAJI” (THEY'RE SO PRETTY/HANDSOME JESUS YOU'RE SO LUCKY HAJI)

they’d def call you anak despite just meeting you LMAO. (anak is a name parents/older family call their children.)

when meeting his mom, you bring her a gift and call her tita.

“thank you anak! pero call me nanay. ay! hajime! ang cute yung jowa mo!!” (thank you dear! but call me mom. oh! hajime! you're s/o is so cute!!)

iwa is so proud the entire time while lightly blushing and you’re RED AS A TOMATO

cue the mano po to his lola (grandma), lolo (grandpa), and elder family members. (mano po is a gesture done by younger family towards older family for respect.)

you win points from them for being so respectful

omg his little cousins would call you ate/kuya right off the bat. (kind of like san and kun but used for older cousins/siblings in the family. ate is for girls, and kuya for boys.)

you’d get excited over all the filipino food while iwa puts food on your plate for you (heart throb talaga sha) and you guys sit at a table.

you steal his eggrolls and he'll steal spoonfuls of rice and ulam and the family would be kilig. (ulam is food eaten with rice and kilig is like a giddy feeling towards romance.)

all his titos (uncles), titas (aunties), mom, and dad would bombard you with so many questions about school, your guys' relationship, and about your own pinoy family.

you're super nervous because WE ALL KNOW how judgmental filipinos can be at times.

dw tho! they love your personality; much to your relief.

after all the questioning, you and hajime play with the younger children.

he would let them hang onto his arms while he swings them pls. and you'd give them piggyback rides.

you'll all play outdoor games.

if there was a crying baby, you and iwa would try to put them to sleep and they def look like your child.

cue the "eeeeee" and "ooohhhhh" from LITERALLY EVERYONE.

talking to you tita baby.

literally makes you blush so hard and you both become so flustered; iwa is just looking away like "stop pls"

they tease him more for how he acts.

AFTER THAT, it's time for karaoke 🤪🤪

i feel like iwa will be a good singer. like he can sing good but not extravagantly. BUT STILL GOOD YK???

you'd let tito sing "total eclipse of the heart" first and they'd want you two to do a duet.

if you don't want to, iwaizumi will assure you it's okay and he'll sit out and watch everyone with you.

BUT NAH HE AIN'T GETTING OUT OF IT YOU'RE MAKING HIM SING.

"HOY HAJIME KANTAHIN KA PARA SA JOWA MO" (HEY HAJIME SING FOR YOUR S/O)

KILIGGGG (they do that a lot)

now he can't escape. he's going to make you pay by serenading you with a love song.

he'll choose something sappy like "kahit maputi na ang buhok ko" by rey valera (reference to last post) or "with a smile" by eraserheads.

THE COMMENTS FROM HIS FAMILY ARE SO FUNNY AND THEY TEASE YOU TWO SO MUCH

proud smirk on his face. (and when they aren't looking, he'll kiss your forehead.)

if you do duet, you guys would duet something lowk throwback like "halik" by aegis or "my way" by frank sinatra.

whether you sing more or not, haji will just discreetly snuggle with you on the couch to avoid the teasing while everyone else sings.

LINE DACING TOGETHER PLS-

singing both maligayang bati and happy birthday when his mom blows the candles.

you'll share a slice of cake and you'll try to feed him but he refuses because HE DOESNT WANT TITA TO KILIG AGAIN

but he'll give in ONCE bc you're his love but call you an idiot/dumbass and look away

when it's time to leave everyone's like "bye anak come back soon!"

when he asks for their opinion of you, they think you're an amazing person, already count you as a part of the family, and 100% approve of you as haji's jowa.

they also say he's fallen hard for you.

and he agreed with them <3

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japan men national volleyball team read thirst tweets

[line-up]: aran; suna; atsumu

[misc.]: comedy; heavily inappropriate tweets; msby!atsumu; tachibana red falcons!aran; ejp!suna; post-timeskip!au; heavily suggestive; allusions to sex; the olympic team

[note]: this headcanon is inspired by @s9turn‘s fic “msby/adlers reading thirst tweets”. and before you ask, yes, they have given me permission to write this using that concept!!

aran ojiro

❝i just want aran ojiro to [redacted] my [redacted] <33❞

poor baby will not know how to respond to this like aran.exe has stopped working

when he was in inarizaki, he did a good job avoiding his fangirls and making sure that he has little to no interaction w/ them

so now that he’s being put on the spot, he’s v “???” & “!!!” at the same time

uh, can somebody call this man an uber bc he wants to leave right now asap

“um…let’s see, it says ‘i want aran ojiro t-to…carry? my…m-my…books?’ YEAH! that is definitely what this person is said!” he stuttered out, trying his best to keep his cool and not overheat

he rested the strip of paper aside and reached into the fishbowl the staff prepared for him and grimaced when he read the next tweet

this somehow manages to be worst than the previous one

like, it was so explicit that he kinda blanked out for a moment, thinking about the chances his mom might watch this

he places it back inside with a flustered grin. “i’m not reading that. i’m sorry.” and prays that not a single member of his family sees this video

to this day, the internet is still speculating on what exactly was written on the piece of paper for the ace to turn so red

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FJNDNC BROSKI I JUST WANNA SAY THAT UR WRITING IS 🤌🤌🤌

ALSO CONSIDER: IWA MAKING HALO HALO WITH YOU AT THREE IN THE MORNING

JUST WALKING INTO THE KITCHEN AND SEEING HIM HALF ASLEEP MAKING SHAVED ICE AND GETTING OUT THE UBE ICE CREAM

OMGG WAIT LEMME GET MY THOUGHTS TOGETHER

romeo (can i call you that?) THANK YOU THANK YOU I LITERALLY LOVE YOU MUCH MWAH MWAH MWAH IM SO GLAD YOU LOVE MY WRITING PLS CRYING

I WILL DEF WRITE THIS SOME TIME THIS WEEK THIS IS SUCH A CUTE IDEA AND IM SO DOWN FOR MORE FILIPINO! IWA CHAN

if you have more requests PLS request bc i literally love your ideas and your support sm mwah mwah mwah