Half-filipino!iwaizumi And Reader Make Oikawa Try Balut For The First Time (scenario/hc)

half-filipino!iwaizumi and reader make oikawa try balut for the first time (scenario/hc)

creds to @jesus-christ-super-ace for the idea mwah mwah mwah

reader is implied as filipino and gn!reader as always.

this is more of a platonic writing between oikawa and filo iwa and reader, but there’s a hint of ✨relationship✨ for you and iwa.

for dialogue, t=tooru h=hajime y= you

CW: LOTS OF CURSING LMAOO OUR CURSES SOUND SO BAD TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH 💀💀

god i hope my characterization for oikawa is accurate enough 💀💀

this all started when oikawa and iwa chan made a bet.

if iwa lost, he would have to take oikawa out to lunch, but if oikawa lost, he’d have to try balut. (balut: duck embryo that is boiled and eaten from the shell)

oikawa ended up overestimating himself and lost to iwa chan.

iwa tells you about the forfeit oikawa has to do, and YOU IMMEDIATELY WANT IN.

i saw a post that said oikawa was prolly a sore loser and I 100% AGREE esp in this case. oikawa alr knows what balut is, AND HE DOES NOT WANNA EAT IT

he’d act all whiny, come up with reasons how iwa didn’t win, and avoid the forfeit at all costs. i mean i don’t blame him IT’S AN EMBRYO.

so here you two are. LITERALLY dragging oikawa from his house to yours to force him to eat balut.

t: “NOOO I DON’T WANT TO. STOP. KIDNAPPERS. I DON’T KNOW THEM.”

h: *bonks oikawa’s head* “PUTANGINA KA SHITTYKAWA GUSTO MO SAPAKIN KITA?? (you bitch (there’s really no exact translation for putangina mo) shittykawa you want me to smack you??) THIS IS YOUR CONSEQUENCE FOR COMING UP WITH THE BET IN THE FIRST PLACE”

t: “BUT IWA CHAN YOU ALREADY SAPAK-ED ME. Y/N-CHAN HELPPP” (HIS TAGALOG WOULD BE SO SLANGED TOO PLS)

y: “do you hear something hajime?”

h: “nah. i don’t know what you’re talking about.”

t: *proceeds to whine even more*

when you three finally reach your intended destination with the balut waiting on the table, oikawa tries to bolt out your premises, only to get thrown over iwaizumi’s shoulder.

h: "don't make us tie you down gago" (gago: asshole/bitch. just an insult LMAO)

iwa would offer to eat one first himself to show oikawa it really isn't a big deal even though his O.A ass still thought otherwise.

if you also like balut, you'll eat one with haji saying how delicious it is and how oikawa is really missing out.

if you don't like balut, (like me) (DON'T ATTACK ME PLS I HAVEN'T HAD IT IN A WHILE I'LL TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME I HAVE IT TO SEE IF MY OPINION CHANGED) you'll try it with oikawa to make it better.

omg oikawa gags so many times bc he really doesn't wanna do it and you and haji are just like

"gago ka pala :|. kainin mo na. ang tagal ka." (son of a bitch :|. just eat it you’re taking too long)

during the time tooru stalls to eat the damn thing, you and haji are sharing other snacks like boy bawang and skyflakes like the power couple you are.

t: "iwa-chan, y/n-chan :(((( stop flirting it's gross"

y: "by the time you're done that SINGLE balut there won't be any choc nut for you so bilisin mo." (choc nut: filipino candy bar. bilisin mo: hurry up)

both your eyes are literally glued to him so he won't spit it out or run away again.

when he FINALLY decided to eat it he'll close his eyes so hard and sadly chew it.

y: "how is it"

t: "i don’t like itt"

h: "too bad you only ate half of it when you have to eat the whole thing."

he'll eat the rest while downing some mango juice (gina brand ofc)

his review is literally "never again. no. i respect your food but it's not exquisite in my taste bud's opinion."

in addition, you and tooru managed to come up with a plan yourselves. you guys literally have telepathy, and knew what the other was thinking with one mischievous look. iwa was so sus tho.

t: "iwa-chan!! what is this called again"

h: "anak ng- choc nut"

y: "you mean CHOC ON DEEZ NUTS" (I'M SO SORRY I LITERALLY CAME UP WITH IT IN THE MOMENT I HAD TO INCLUDE IT BAHAHAH)

you and oikawa just burst out laughing while iwa is there like 🙂🩴

haji is literally about to grab his tsinelas (slipper) and sampal (slap) you guys right there and then. he will def take away the choc nut and make tooru eat another balut. (joke lang...unless? 😟)

after the balut shenanigans, the three of you will hang out and continue to eat filipino food oikawa is actually familiar with, be chismosas (gossipers or “tea spillers” in modern terms), and do what you all do on normal hangouts. all of you get to third wheel each other LMAOO.

I HOPE THIS IS OKAY I REALLY TRIED LMAO

GUYS ARE YOU PROUD I DIDN’T USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE AT ALL FOR THIS SCENARIO :DD (if something is wrong filo moots pls tell me 😀)

i should start tagging my kuya iwa supporters. lmao. @jesus-christ-super-ace @nanaomiomi <3 yall frfr 🤪

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KAG’S WAS SO CUTE BRB CRYING EVEN MORE

First I hope you’re doing well!! This is the first time I’m doing this,I’m a bit nervous lol. 😂 But I really appreciate your works (I remember reading almost all your Haikyū’s materlist a while ago) so I wanted to send a little request : Kenma, Tsukishima and Kageyama comforting/helping their (G/N) S/O who’s very anxious about work/exams, but also very lazy and procrastinating. It doesn’t have to be really serious (but it can be, it’s as you prefer).

I hope I gave you every informations you needed, take care of yourself 😊

pairings: kozume kenma, tsukishima kei, & kageyama tobio, all with a gn!reader

warnings: just fluff and some lazy studying vibes haha

a/n: i hope you’re doing okay @gojacat​!!!! thank you so much for requesting haha pls don’t be nervous i love hearing from people :D and omg i love this idea so much hahaha i hope you enjoyed this and that i wrote it up to your standards :) pls note these gifs are not mine - credits to their original creators!!!!

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Kenma honestly kinda regretted asking if you wanted to study together - mostly because he wasn't quite sure how to help you out. It’s not that Kenma was particularly bad at school, he just hated having to pay attention to anything that wasn’t remotely exciting. 

Normally, during exam week, Kuroo would come by and study with the two of you (”Gotta whip you two lazy asses into shape!” Kuroo would insist, with a huge grin on his face and his hands on his hips). But this week, Kuroo was too busy with his own study schedule, it was up to you two to study by yourselves.

“I give upppp,” you whined, having stared at the same textbook page for the past 4 minutes. “It doesn’t make sense. I’ll just take the ‘L’ and give up.”

Kenma’s lips twitched into a small smile, finding your whining oddly amusing. It reminded him of all the times he tried to play games with you. You’d whine that it was too hard or that it didn’t make any sense, and then become one of the most competitive people he’d ever seen.

“It’s the one class you never pay any attention to, so I’m not surprised you don’t remember anything,” he told you gently, filling out a practice sheet slowly.

“Hey! It’s not my fault! It’s near the end of the day and I get tired after lunch,” you huffed, peeking over his shoulder and tugging on his shirt sleeve. “Teach me, pleaseeeee.”

“Y/N, we aren’t even studying for the same class,” Kenma pointed out, poking at his maths work and nodding towards your literature notes. “If you keep this up, I’m going to beat you in all of your classes.”

You gaped at your boyfriend’s declaration of war, shaking your head, “No way! I beat you in maths and english all the time!”

“And I beat you in literature and english,” Kenma shrugged. “Keep whining all day and I’ll be just as good as you are in maths.”

You glared at him, squinting your eyes slightly to make sure he was really being honest here, “You’re trying to pick a fight with me hm? Trying to make me study? Cause you think I’m competitive?”

Kenma looked over at you with a smug little smirk on his face, shrugging innocently and turning back to his work, “Even if you don’t work, my parents said they’d take my games away if I don’t get good marks. So I’m already working hard. But you’ve just spent the last half hour pouting. I think I’ve already got a headstart, don’t you?” 

“You little bitch,” you hissed shaking your head, “I’m not that competitive, you may think I am but I’m not!” But Kenma watched as you angrily grabbed your books and shoved your nose into them, reading quickly and trying to absorb as much information as you could. “I’m not doing this because you egged me on. I’m doing this because I want to,” you told him pointedly, making sure he was clear on your motives.

Kenma just laughed a little, watching you because you were always so cute when you pursed your lips like that in concentration, “Fine fine. But I don’t lose, Y/N.”

“That’s what you always say in Mario Kart and yet I beat you every time.”

“You cheat everytime.”

“It’s not my fault that my character is significantly better than yours!”

“Say it to my face.”

“I just did, idiot!”

“I’m not the idiot, you’re the one who can’t tell the difference between ‘there’ and ‘their’!”

“ENGLISH IS HARD, KENMA! IT’S NOT MY FAULT! WHO THE HELL WAS LIKE YES I’M GOING TO CHANGE SOME LETTERS, MAKE IT SOUND THE EXACT SAME, BUT HAVE THREE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MEANINGS!”

Needless to say, you both were pretty fired up about studying after yelling at each other some more, glaring playfully across your little study area on Kenma’s floor. But hey, any motivation is good motivation when it comes to studying, right?

Tsukishima shook his head as he watched you fiddle around with your pencil, a dazed look over your eyes telling him you weren't actually reading anything in the textbook in front of you.

"For someone who begged me to study with them, you're not getting anything done," he called you out, making you jump a little out of your daydreams with a sheepish sort of smile.

"I can't focus that's all," you pouted, looking back down at your book. The final exam consisted of 7 different chapters' materials and you hadn't even gotten through the first one. "I hate exams," you sighed, starting to feel your test anxiety creeping up on you.

"You're not going to learn anything just by looking over your textbook, especially when you have the attention span of a squirrel," Tsukishima glanced at what chapter you were on before closing his own book. He watched you for a moment before grabbing his bag and pulling out a stack of cue cards, sliding them in front of you. "Come on, test me."

"I can't test you, Tsukishima, I don't know anything!"

"You would if you wouldn't put off studying till the days before an exam," he sassed you, pushing the study cards to you further. "Come on. It'll help, I promise." His last words seemed a little softer and when you looked up at him you noticed how almost concerned he seemed for you.

You gave in and flipped through a few of the cards, picking out one and asking him the question he had meticulously written on.

Tsukishima explained things with ease, so bluntly that you honestly felt like this was a waste of time, testing him. Especially since you were the one that didn't know anything. But as you two went through more cards, you realized just what this snarky asshole had done.

"Did that make sense?" he asked, after explaining some term you had seen in your notes over and over again.

You nodded slowly, trying to connect what you had previously known and his explanation, "I think so..." You paused as you picked out another card, looking up at him. "When did you have time to make these?"

"Last night," he shrugged. "Keep going."

"Last night? But... you had practice last night. You were so exhausted you fell asleep so early!"

Tsukishima looked away from you, suddenly finding something very interesting on his pencil, both of his hands fiddling with it. "I know you've been stressed over this exam. But I also know you don't learn well with all the technical jargon that's in those textbooks. I just figured we could beat two birds with one stone, my studying and your learning."

You looked up at him in surprise, running your fingers over the massive stack of cue cards. No wonder he had seemed to sleepy this morning. "Thank you," you mumbled shyly, jumping as you felt him kick you (somewhat lightly) under the table.

"Come on, don’t get distracted. We haven’t even gotten halfway through the first chapter,” he pointed out, looking at you like a stern teacher but as you looked at how neatly he wrote out these cue cards, you knew that it was that hidden sort of caring that Tsukishima always seemed to have for you.

After Tsukishima finished explaining the first chapter, he turned it on you and tried to pry explanations from you this time. He smiled at how easily you picked up certain things when he explained them, patting your head gently in approval when you answered a question somewhat seamlessly.

“See? Not that hard right? That’s the worst chapter too, so you’ll be fine if you keep focused.”

You nodded sheepishly, smiling up at him and reaching up to press a kiss to his cheek, “Thank you, Tsukishima. I really appreciate you trying to help me learn.”

Tsukishima’s cheeks flared up in a rosy colour, his eyes immediately diverting from yours as he stammered out, “W-Well I can’t be dating someone who’s failing all their classes, so try and focus please.” He was really trying to make his voice all stern and snarky, like usual, but the blush on his ears made your grin more.

“Okay okay okay. Ask me another!” You insisted happily, ready to show off your newfound knowledge. 

Later, when your results came in and Tsukishima saw just how well you did, even in the classes you were normally pretty mediocre in, he just smirked and gave you another pat on the head, “See? Told you you weren’t that stupid,” he teased, walking ahead. And then, to show you just how proud he was, Tsukishima bought you your favourite ice cream cone after school. Because at the end of the day, he really was just a softie for you.

Kageyama was the one to come to you, begging for help in studies. It’s not like you were the top of your class or anything, but Kageyama knew you were doing better off than he was (though that wasn’t the hardest thing to do - this man has very little patience for schoolwork).

You, Hinata, Kageyama, and Yachi had all studied together before in the past, cramming your collective knowledge in the boys’ brains in hopes that something would stick in them.

But tonight, Kageyama had come to your door, apologizing to your mother who looked surprised that your boyfriend had come by so late in the evening, begging you to help him study.

“I tried to do it all on my own but... it makes more sense when you’re there with me,” Kageyama admitted quietly, sheepishly looking at you in hopes you’d agree to aid his studies. You just smiled and invited him to come upstairs with you, the two of you working tirelessly over your subjects together.

“English is stupid,” Kageyama groaned after a few minutes of non-stop focus, shaking his head as he tried to understand the multitude of exceptions to every rule. “Why do we even need to learn this?”

“Because when you play volleyball internationally, more people are going to have learnt English, not Japanese,” you pointed out with a smile. 

Kageyama considered this and nodded slowly, deciding that if he needed it to communicate with his future teams, perhaps he should pay attention after all. 

But after a while, your own procrastination habits kicked in and you found yourself staring at your phone more than your own notes. “Oi, I came to make sure you were studying too, you know,” Kageyama pointed out, whisking your phone away. “You said you wanted to go to college one day. Can’t do that if you’re not studying right.”

“I don’t think you have any right to call me out on my study habits,” you pointed out with your tongue sticking out childishly.

Kageyama considered this and nodded slowly, “You’re right. But if you don’t do well on your exams, your parents won’t let you do anything fun right?”

You nodded with a sigh, already dreading doing these exams because of your parents’ high expectations. 

“Well I was thinking that we could do a lot more together this summer,” Kageyama admitted quietly. “And... I don’t really want to do it with anyone else so... if you get grounded...” his voice trailed off at the end, a light pink colour dusting over you boyfriend’s ears and cheeks as he tried to think of how to romantically put this.

“Are you trying to say you want to go on dates with me, Kageyama Tobio?” You teased, poking his arm.

Kageyama’s cheeks flushed more red this time, hearing his first name from your lips, “S-So what if I do?” He snapped with a huff, shoving your books closer to you. “If you’re grounded all summer, I’ll have to put up with that idiot Hinata so hurry up and learn so we can hang out all the time.”

You smiled up at him, just laughing over how flustered he got when it came to making cute comments about you before nodding, “Fine fine. You’re right. I want to spend as much time with you as possible so I gotta get the best grades ever!”

So maybe the best grades weren’t necessarily an attainable goal, after all, you and Kageyama have both put off studying for weeks before freaking out about the upcoming exams. But you both ended up passing, and getting better grades than usual, so at the very least, you had made your own parents and Yachi pretty proud. 

Plus, now you’d get to spend all summer bugging your boyfriend, when he wasn’t jogging or doing some practice. And who would’ve guessed it, but Kageyama Tobio could actually be pretty romantic when he had some spare time on his hands.

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★ you send them their baby pics.

⤹ SUMMARY. how would the hq boys react to you sending them their baby pics pt. 1 | pt. 2

⤹ PAIRINGS. fem!reader x nishinoya yuu, tendou satori, miya atsumu, iwaizumi hajime, miya osamu, tsukishima kei

⤹ WARNINGS. cursing

⤹ GENRES. fluff, crack, boyfriend!smau

A/N: i thought it’d be cute to do this! hope u like it, and lemme know if you want a part 2 ^^

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i finished maid sama and it was SO GOOD BUT I SCREAMED SM RIP MY THROAT

i love this it’s so cute

atsumu would suddenly pull that “where have ya been all ma life huh?!” shit on you while you both are cuddling.

he adores you so fucking much that he gets so aggressively affectionate with you. squishing your cheeks, biting your thighs, showering you with kisses- everywhere, pulling you in a bone-crushing hug. “fuck, i love ya so much!”

Haikyuu Boys and their reactions to their girlfriend playfully biting them.

Includes: Daichi, Suga, Asahi, Ushijima, Kuroo, and the Miya Twins Warning: none? Except for hickeys on Atsumu's part? So a little suggestive? Note: N/A Like my writing? Consider supporting me on https://ko-fi.com/ct5445!

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Daichi:

Daichi's used to your weird antics

Well, you do get along with Nishinoya and Tanaka very well

So it's constant chaos amongst the three

Anyways

Cuddling with Daichi

On the couch

Then

NOM!

Daichi jumped when you bit his arm, giving you a bewildered look

"What was that for?!" "I'm sorry, Daichi! I couldn't help myself!"

You gave him puppy eyes causing him to sigh

"Just...don't do that again." "But I can't help it." "Y/n." "Daichi."

.......

"Alright. Just...not in public." "Yay!"

Suga:

If we're talking about post time skip Suga then I guarantee Suga's somewhat used to being bit by the kids he teaches

"Suga?" "Hmm?" "Please?"

Suga smiled and held out his arm

"Yay!" "Just not too hard like last time, okay?" "Okay!"

"Nom!"

Yeah, Suga's just used to it by now

Asahi:

You cannot tell me this man will not panic when you first bite him

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" "Showing you love and affection?" "BY BITING ME?!"

It's going to take him a while to get used to your "love" bites as you called it

He jumps every time you move your head from his shoulder or other parts of his body

Like, can you blame this man? He's nervous!

"Asahi?" "Yes, Y/n?" "Can I nom?" "Since you asked kindly, yes."

Yeah, just ask him and he's cool

Just don't do it out of the blue

Ushijima:

He's the most chilled out of all of them

Like, he's so indifferent about it

Even if you just keep biting him, he's just not going to react

The first time you did it, he did ask what you were doing

"Why?" "I couldn't myself, Toshi."

He won't care if you bite him in public

Goshiki panicked when he saw you biting Ushijima in front of him and the team

"It's alright, Goshiki. This is Y/n's way of showing love and affection." "By biting you!?"

Post time skip Ushijima does stop you from biting him when he's being interviewed though

Kuroo:

This man will bite back

I strongly believe this

"Ara? Biting me now, are we? Don't mind if I do!" "Kuroo!" "What? You can't expect me not to bite you too?"

Like Ushijima, he won't care if you bite him in public either

He's so chill yet teasing about it

"Oh? Does my kitten need my love and attention?" "Kuroo..."

At random times during the day, Kuroo would just hold his arm out to you as a silent "bite me" gesture

I guarantee he will bite you out of nowhere too

Like if you're focused on doing an assignment for school, he'll sneak up on you and just go "Nom!"

"Kuroo!" "What? You were so focused, I couldn't help myself!"

God, I love this man

Atsumu:

Atsumu laughed the first time you bit him

He thinks it's cute

He does playfully bite back too

But not as much as Kuroo does

If you bite him, he will bite back

Sometimes he does bite a little too hard and forms a hickey

Osamu had to yell at Atsumu when he saw a few marks littered across your neck and arms

"Osamu-" "Atsumu! We can't let her go out like this!" "She's my girlfriend, Osamu!" "No!"

And Atsumu is literally kicked across the room by his twin

"Y/n! We have to fix you!" "I'm not broken, Osamu!"

Osamu:

I see Osamu as someone who got used to your biting very quickly

Since he often makes food for you to try, you'd go "Nom!" on him a lot

"Nom, nom, nom." "Osamu?" "What, Atsumu?" "Are you okay?" "Yeah. Why?"

Like Kuroo and Ushijima, he's so chill about it

He could be doing something while you're chomping away and he won't care

As long as you don't bite him too hard, he's fine

"Osa!" "Hmm?" "Nom, nom." "Here."

But sometimes he does say "no"

"No, Y/n." "But-" "I said 'no'. I need both hands to make food for us." "Can I hug you then?" "Of course."