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Skyrim Crack Fic Ideas
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-Sheogorath meets the Joker. Chaos ensues. (Or, for Marvel fans, he meets Loki instead.)
-A Thalmor winds up in NYC (or any modern Earth city, for that matter). His/Her magicka no longer works.
-Miraak joins a book club, finds out he enjoys women’s fiction.
-An actual librarian shows up to Apocrypha and cleans house.
-Ulfric and Tullius have to share a one-room flat.
-An archaeologist discovers a Dwemer music player. The Dwemer made some really cool mixtapes.
-Skyrim vampires really do sparkle.
-Hermaeus Mora finally takes a nap, or tries to, anyway. (He always sounds like he needs caffeine to me.)
-Rieklings discover coffee.
-Nazeem actually shows up to the Cloud District, gets kicked out.
-The Dragonborn takes an arrow to the knee.
Batman Villain Crack Fic Ideas
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-Killer Croc has a desperate urge to find Crocs which fit him.
-The Joker suffers a head trauma and no longer finds anything funny.
-Poison Ivy develops a plant allergy. She needs to find a cure, stat.
-Ra’s al Ghul is feeling especially lonely and tries a dating site for the elderly.
Or:
Ra’s moves to Florida and lives a double life as a retiree. The ladies can’t get enough of him. (Bonus points: He also discovers a newfound appreciation for Hawaiian shirts.)
-Harley Quinn and the Joker suffer a nasty break-up. (What’s new?) On a whim, Poison Ivy sets her up on a blind date with the Scarecrow. Turns out, their shared interest in psychology isn’t the only thing they have in common. When the Joker decides he wants Harley back, he finds out he has some serious competition.
G.I. Joe Crack Fic Ideas
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-Cobra Commander takes up knitting and stabs someone for insulting his handiwork. (Granted, his Joe voodoo dolls are truly hideous, as are his sweaters...)
-Snake Eyes gets tired of always wearing the same mask and goes to a costume store. He freaks out random Joes with his new selections.
-Storm Shadow, missing the tastes of home, just can’t seem to find a decent Japanese restaurant. He’s never been one for cooking, but he decides to whip up a dish himself. (You decide whether this results in success or failure.)
-Zartan leaves Cobra to seriously pursue a career as a rock star. He finds out he’s actually better at girl pop, instead, and unexpectedly becomes a new sensation. (Bonus: The Dreadnoks, realizing they’ve lost their leader to legions of adoring fans, decide to put a stop to this. But one of them becomes a fan themselves.)
Voldemort Crack Fic Idea
Before the events of the Chamber of Secrets, Tom Riddle’s diary is accidentally thrown into the garbage. A muggle sanitation worker finds it.
Cthulhu Mythos Crack Fic Ideas
-After getting his head bashed in by a ship (it’s been one of those centuries), Great Cthulhu cannot find his teddy abomination. He cannot sleep unless he has it, and cannot go looking for it in this condition. He sends his cultists on a global search.
-It’s Saturday night in the 1980′s. Nyarlathotep wants to get down and walk like an Egyptian.
-Azathoth lets out a massive fart in his sleep, and it’s heading right towards Earth. Turns out, it has properties similar to laughing gas.