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HonestScribe

Fanfic writer and all around nerd. I post writing prompts, screenshots, and fandom thoughts. You can read my fics on AO3, DeviantArt & FFN.

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Cthulhu Mythos Crack Fic Ideas

Cthulhu Mythos Crack Fic Ideas

-After getting his head bashed in by a ship (it’s been one of those centuries), Great Cthulhu cannot find his teddy abomination. He cannot sleep unless he has it, and cannot go looking for it in this condition. He sends his cultists on a global search.

-It’s Saturday night in the 1980′s. Nyarlathotep wants to get down and walk like an Egyptian.

-Azathoth lets out a massive fart in his sleep, and it’s heading right towards Earth. Turns out, it has properties similar to laughing gas.

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3 years ago

(via notakaijugroupie)

Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy.They do not attack people because they want to, but because of their size and strength, mankind has no other choice but to defend himself. After several stories such as this, people end up having a kind of affection for the monsters. They end up caring about them.

- Ishiro Honda


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1 year ago
CLONE TROOPER LORE OF THE DAY: ACCELERATED TRAINING PROGRAM
ACCELERATED TRAINING PROGRAM The clones suffer a decade's worth of painful accelerated growth before they reach maturity. Meanwhile, they endure nonstop training, simulations, and testing. Though encouraged to identity with their cohort, they receive no time to form friendships beyond a soldier's bond. Throughout their growth and training, the clones receive letter and number designations to eliminate any sense of indi-viduality. The cloners and trainers on Kamino treat them as pieces of a machine, not people. The endless mental and physical drills bleed into their "recreation," where they participate in sports and games that resemble battle simulations. The inevitable bouts of anger and rebellion get treated over time in retraining pods, essentially isolation tanks. Throughout clones' time on Kamino, their engineers mutter veiled threats of disposal if the clones fail their testing. The Jedi have clamped down on the more egregious attitudes, but the engineers of Kamino still treat the clones as a product.

CLONE TROOPER LORE OF THE DAY: ACCELERATED TRAINING PROGRAM

Source: Star Wars: Collapse of the Republic (2019)


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1 year ago

If Our Reality Must Have Evil Billionaires, I’d Rather Have Tomax and Xamot

If Our Reality Must Have Evil Billionaires, Id Rather Have Tomax And Xamot
If Our Reality Must Have Evil Billionaires, Id Rather Have Tomax And Xamot

They’re just so extra personality wise, and I would rather read about ultra-wealth, telepathic twins doing parkour and acrobatic publicity stunts at their headquarters than whatever the dystopian Hell our current reality’s billionaires are currently up to.

Sure, these two want to watch the world burn, too, but I feel like we’d have all more fun watching them.


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