G.I. Joe Crack Fic Ideas

G.I. Joe Crack Fic Ideas

Be sure to credit and share a link if you use any of these. I’d love to read them!

-Cobra Commander takes up knitting and stabs someone for insulting his handiwork. (Granted, his Joe voodoo dolls are truly hideous, as are his sweaters...)

-Snake Eyes gets tired of always wearing the same mask and goes to a costume store. He freaks out random Joes with his new selections.

-Storm Shadow, missing the tastes of home, just can’t seem to find a decent Japanese restaurant. He’s never been one for cooking, but he decides to whip up a dish himself. (You decide whether this results in success or failure.)

-Zartan leaves Cobra to seriously pursue a career as a rock star. He finds out he’s actually better at girl pop, instead, and unexpectedly becomes a new sensation. (Bonus: The Dreadnoks, realizing they’ve lost their leader to legions of adoring fans, decide to put a stop to this. But one of them becomes a fan themselves.)

OTP Writing Prompt #18

It’s the classic set-up: guy takes girl to a scary movie so she’ll be scared and snuggle with him, and he’ll feel like the protector. Only this time, it’s the guy who winds up scared while the girl is unfazed.

(Loosely inspired by a reader story read in Reminisce magazine. You don’t have to be elderly to enjoy it, okay?)

I would adopt one in a heartbeat.

Especially the Flumph. Always trust a Flumph.

Adopt a D&D monster today!✨💖

(Available on things and prints)

Completed my first ever community expedition in No Man’s Sky! Hello Games really picked a nice starting system for it. This moon is so beautiful that it’s heartbreaking.

OTP Writing Prompt #17

Your OTP does some digging and finds out a local urban legend is real.

On this island, we love Peanut. (Or at least I do.)