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Cthulhu Mythos Crack Fic Ideas
-After getting his head bashed in by a ship (it’s been one of those centuries), Great Cthulhu cannot find his teddy abomination. He cannot sleep unless he has it, and cannot go looking for it in this condition. He sends his cultists on a global search.
-It’s Saturday night in the 1980′s. Nyarlathotep wants to get down and walk like an Egyptian.
-Azathoth lets out a massive fart in his sleep, and it’s heading right towards Earth. Turns out, it has properties similar to laughing gas.
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