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Batman Villain Crack Fic Ideas

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-Killer Croc has a desperate urge to find Crocs which fit him.

-The Joker suffers a head trauma and no longer finds anything funny.

-Poison Ivy develops a plant allergy. She needs to find a cure, stat.

-Ra’s al Ghul is feeling especially lonely and tries a dating site for the elderly. 

Or:

Ra’s moves to Florida and lives a double life as a retiree. The ladies can’t get enough of him. (Bonus points: He also discovers a newfound appreciation for Hawaiian shirts.)

-Harley Quinn and the Joker suffer a nasty break-up. (What’s new?) On a whim, Poison Ivy sets her up on a blind date with the Scarecrow. Turns out, their shared interest in psychology isn’t the only thing they have in common. When the Joker decides he wants Harley back, he finds out he has some serious competition.