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Welcome to the house of Gemini.
We are all very happy to have you here. Our house animal is the Deer. Because like us it is incredibly energetic, witty, and very intelligent. The Gemini house colours are yellow, which stands for leadership, productivity, charisma, creativity, communication, and experience. Also light green which stands for logic, enthusiasm, diligence, and hope. Now, there are a few things you need to know about your new house. Due to our ability to adapt to just about any situation, and charismatic, yet ambtroverted nature. Geminis are often believed to be two-faced, fake, and less intelligent. But however this is far from the truth. As Geminis we are adaptable, outgoing, intelligent, playful, sociable, affectionate, inquisitive, imaginative, kind, and quick-witted. We are one of the air signs here at our school. Which for those of who don't know. The air element symbolizes curiosity, originality, discipline, knowledge, and wit. Another thing is our rivaling houses are Virgo, and Taurus: due to our signs naturally clashing against each other. But this does not mean that a Gemini can not be friends with someone from one of these zodiac houses. Our house has the best relationship with Aires, Leo, Libra, and Aquarius. One other majorly important thing for you to know is here at our school we do not tolerate any form of discrimination, assault, or bullying. Which includes: one's religion, sexuality, romantic orientation, gender identity, sex, disability, age, ethnicity, and zodiac sign. Anyone found doing such things will be punished accordingly. Also, to keep any students from feeling singled out. All house dorms, and restrooms are gender-neutral. Do not worry, unlike some other schools ours does not have a uniform. But all students are required to wear their house jacket that they receive at the start of every school year. For any students who find themselves unable to buy any of the needed materials. Please contact the school and we will help you in doing so. Once again, welcome to Gemini, we look forward to seeing you this year.
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My first tumblr post: I drew ten of our main characters during the Way of Kings! I recently drew a portrait of Jasnah and Shallan in honor of my reread, and that drawing started me on a kick of drawing as many of our Stormlight characters as I could as I finished rereading Words of Radiance with my fiancé. I love drawing out visual references of the characters for the movie in my mind that plays as I reread these incredible books! Ten for Honor, of course.
Probably my favorite characters to draw were Dalinar and Navani (I took some liberties with Navani’s havah, but I think a LITTLE scandalousness is in character for her), Adolin (I enjoyed the exercise of making him resemble his dad, but more handsome and less weathered), Kaladin (plus a possible eleventh character…), and Wit (whose smug face is very fun to draw). I also really enjoyed making Adolin and Renarin resemble each other, and I love how Navani and Jasnah turned out to look like older and younger versions of each other.
Please enjoy! I’m so grateful for the Cosmere community and to be able to be able to transport myself to the world of Roshar!
Cosmere characters as dumb things I’ve said/heard
“Antidepressants? Pfft- Just get a worm on a string!” -Shallan
“This family is a nightmare! Who’s even related to who?!” -Dalinar AKA DADinar
“Where are they? Dead, probably. Unless the knife stab hasn't’ gotten to them yet. Then they’re just dying.” -Jasnah
“Any party size packet of Oreos is a personal one if you’re an introvert.” -Renarin
“I can walk faster than you can run! I’m gay!” -Drehy
“Gender? What’s that? I haven’t had one in years.” -Wit
“Chicken patties, chicken breasts, chicken wings- IS THERE ANY FOOD HERE OTHER THAN CHICKEN?!” -And worldhopper @ Roshar
“It tastes like depression. In a muffin. It’s a depression muffin!” -Kaladin
“Do you only exist when I’m looking at you, or do you actually disappear from existence the second I look away?” -The whole fandom @ Hoid
Cosmere characters as dumb things I’ve said/heard Round 2
“I used to steal crackers from the counter. I’d be like crunch, crunch, crunch, swallow. NO ONE KNOWS!” -Lift
“I could be a watering can! You don’t know!” -Basically any Lightweaver
“The rules specifically state I win because storm you.” -Wit
“I have a problem. And no, it’s not one you can solve with a dead body. Put down the shovel.” -Vasher
“I’ve seen my fair share of pricks, but you, sir, are the whole cactus.” -Anyone @ Wit
“Nice name, did your mom pick it out for you or something?” -Wit/Hoid/Cephandrius/Some random beggar/Whoever
“Are you a bow? Because I must be an arrow (Aro)! As in, I don’t feel attraction to you.” -Jasnah @ Amaram
“Welcome to PE! As in, Physical Excruciation Hour!” -Dalinar
“Short, caffeinated, and ready to murder.” -Vin
“High, bi, and ready to die.” -Kaladin
“It is a law, universally acknowledged, that if a jar of salsa is at the table and you sit in front of it, you are now the master of the salsa and anyone who takes some is therefore encroaching upon your territory.” -Hoid
Deze kleur blauw, past ook bij jou 📢❤️🔥
Deze kleur blauw, past ook bij jou 📢❤️🔥
Deze kleur blauw, past ook bij jou 📢❤️🔥
Deze kleur blauw, past ook bij jou 📢❤️🔥
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Aw damn it, I got Venus and Jupiter in 10th house 😅
The Astrology of Humor
Humor is ruled by Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, and, in some accounts, the Moon.
Mercury represents humor in or from communication and/or wit. This is the sort of humor that we find in wordplay and quick exchanges.
Venus represents humor in or from art. This is what we see in the movies and in those witty political cartoons.
Jupiter represents humor in or from a more hopeful or optimistic outlook, like the ability to make light of the bad or find hope in it. We could also see this as a more philosophical sort of humor.
And the Moon we could see as representing the emotional aspect of humor. Humor does draw an emotional response - happiness, hopefully - so this makes sense.
Comedy, specifically, is ruled by Venus. So the strictly artistic or “professional” side of humor and expressing humor.
You can really tell what people find funny through the placements of these heavenly bodies and their aspects.
I think there’s a tendency to only see certain signs as comedic or humorous but really every sign has a sense of humor, it just varies by type. Capricorn, for example, definitely has a dry sense of humor, and Aries a physical sense of humor - the type that inspires a person to act out something to make others laugh.
I've never seen a post being more accurate than this one about my rising before, absolutely incredible 💜♍
Hi. Can you do virgo rising culture. Thank you
yes but only because I'm nice lol I actually don't know a lot of virgo risings :D but based on my logic, here are my... interpretations(?) :
VIRGO RISING CULTURE♍
-not necessarily smiling at strangers but being nice
-having a stern look but really kind tho
-PREPPY. preppy preppy preppy
-your clotjesb are always neat and clean and I feel being judged by you ugh
-PROPER PUNCTUATION!!! no grammar mistakes found
-the ceo voice lol
-a m b i t i o n, but not for a very long period of time lol
-hair so goooood
-I WANNA THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS HELPING PEOPLE AROUND WE ARE DOOMED TO FAIL WITHOUT YOU
-good at noticing details
-bookworms!!! mostly reading novels and articles
-would make a really good journalist ngl
-you probably have a notebook collection lol
-ANALYTICAL AF and SUPER DUPER SMART AND WITTY you are like the SECRET CLASS CLOWN
-skinny legend even if you eat a lot
-on an ongoing battle with aNxiETy
-nervous physical energy babEy, usually fidgeting
I love clever subs who know how to use their words to get me all worked up.
Almost as much as I love driving them to the point where they can barely use that sharp wit.
I JUST LOVE THE PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH SO MUCH!
the humour! the wit! the puns! the wordplay! it's all so beautiful! I'd completely forgotten this book untill i saw some post about it online, And i just finished re-reading it and I'm so in love with this book, it's such an absolute gem and i feel YOU (yes you) should go read it rn!
Here's some of my fave parts
A watch-Dog named Tock that ticks.
The best reason to do anything is a placard hanging around your neck that reads "WHY NOT"
Twin princesss named Rhyme and Reason whose absence has caused the world to fall apart.
A half-bakery that bakes half-baked ideas that go down easy but always disagree with you. ("The moon is made of green cheese" and "The world is flat" are my favourite flavours.)
A noisy djinn named Dynne, who produces the most awful din.
The Island of Conclusions, you get there by jumping (duh)
"Infinity is a dreadful poor place. They can never manage to make ends meet."
UNWELCOMING COMMITTEE.
The dog can fly because quite often...time flies.
And so, much more!