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Cosmere characters as dumb things I’ve said/heard

“Antidepressants? Pfft- Just get a worm on a string!” -Shallan

“This family is a nightmare! Who’s even related to who?!” -Dalinar AKA DADinar

“Where are they? Dead, probably. Unless the knife stab hasn't’ gotten to them yet. Then they’re just dying.” -Jasnah

“Any party size packet of Oreos is a personal one if you’re an introvert.” -Renarin

“I can walk faster than you can run! I’m gay!” -Drehy

“Gender? What’s that? I haven’t had one in years.” -Wit

“Chicken patties, chicken breasts, chicken wings- IS THERE ANY FOOD HERE OTHER THAN CHICKEN?!” -And worldhopper @ Roshar

“It tastes like depression. In a muffin. It’s a depression muffin!” -Kaladin 

“Do you only exist when I’m looking at you, or do you actually disappear from existence the second I look away?” -The whole fandom @ Hoid