Dalinar - Tumblr Posts

Get Isekai'd lol

this is the best idea, i needed to draw it

theyre just little buggies…

I've been imagining chasmfiends and chuls as giant pill bugs instead of crab like creatures, I think it fits better

Cosmere characters as dumb things I’ve said/heard Round 2

“I used to steal crackers from the counter. I’d be like crunch, crunch, crunch, swallow. NO ONE KNOWS!” -Lift

“I could be a watering can! You don’t know!” -Basically any Lightweaver

“The rules specifically state I win because storm you.” -Wit

“I have a problem. And no, it’s not one you can solve with a dead body. Put down the shovel.” -Vasher

“I’ve seen my fair share of pricks, but you, sir, are the whole cactus.” -Anyone @ Wit

“Nice name, did your mom pick it out for you or something?” -Wit/Hoid/Cephandrius/Some random beggar/Whoever

“Are you a bow? Because I must be an arrow (Aro)! As in, I don’t feel attraction to you.” -Jasnah @ Amaram

“Welcome to PE! As in, Physical Excruciation Hour!” -Dalinar

“Short, caffeinated, and ready to murder.” -Vin

“High, bi, and ready to die.” -Kaladin

“It is a law, universally acknowledged, that if a jar of salsa is at the table and you sit in front of it, you are now the master of the salsa and anyone who takes some is therefore encroaching upon your territory.” -Hoid

“…. where are your parents?”

someone tell Brandon Sanderson that I want Lift to use this insult against Dalinar just once before it’s all over please.

In other news I’m retiring from posting my stormlight archive fan art because I’ll never top this thanks for listening folks