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11 months ago

Why am i crying like they are actually real and it’s real gc screenshots and twitter posts

STOP IM TO DELUSIONAL


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2 years ago

some rando: lady dimitrescu isnt gay. its all because of this "woke" agenda,

my brother in christ. she drinks the blood of virgin women. women ONLY. she tortures men very brutally and hollows them out to make them scarecrows for her vineyards. she has several paintings in her castle of a woman. she has violets in her castle, which is a symbol of sapphic aka GAY. she also lives in a castle with three goth women (her daughters, who also brutally torture men and drink from virgin women. sometimes eating men.). lady dimitrescu IS gay.


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 7

— still means I skipped sentences

“I heard we should find the ugliest king.”

I suddenly felt a gaze and Yoo Jonghyuk staring at me quietly. What was he looking at?

Ok. Listen. What if...Jonghyuk notice that Dokja’s face was blurred? I’d take it that he hadn’t noticed until people started calling Dokja ugly, and he would be confused as to why. Then, he looks at Dokja and realizes.

“Yoo Jonghyuk!” It was a jubilant voice. I watched the man approaching and my palms became wet with tension.

I know it became sweaty because Dokja was nervous, but I can’t help but get your-boyfriends-ex-is-crazy-but-you-are-insecure-and-think-he-wants-to-get-back-with-the-ex vibes.

“Yoo Jonghyuk! Became with with me!”

“Stop the bullshit before I kill you.”

Nirvana laughed at Yoo Jonghyuk’s attitude. He was so bored that even this felt cute.

“You pretend to hate me but you want me more than anyone else. You need sky strength!”—

“I have a companion already.”

Bwjwkwhwhwuwksoei WHEN HE SAID THAT ON MY FIRST READ, I DIED!!!! Nirvana seems to have a thing for Tsunderes tho...too bad the Tsundere Magnet title is already taken by our Lord Dokja.

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire likes this triangle] [2000 coins have been sponsored]

Nirvana was my most liked person for this. I mean-come on! He gave us a nice triangle...

I opened my mouth, “What is this nonsense? We aren’t companions.”

Yoo Jonghyuk replied with a blank expression, “No one was talking about you.”

Love 020 but it’s ‘companion’ instead of fiancé.

“Why isn’t it me? Why him?”

I hurriedly whispered toward Yoo Jonghyuk. “Hey. Just say that you like him. Quickly!”

“I don’t want to.”

“Why? Hey, just close your eyes and so it once...”

Nirvana shouted angrily when he saw me whispering. “Don’t whisper that n front of me!”

So...Kdrama/Asian drama again. Crazy-ex-threatens-to-do-something-unless-male-lead-gets-back-with-her-but-he-refuses-because-he’s-faithful-to-a-fault.

“I’m not interested in men!”

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire cried out for blood] [2,000] coins have been sponsored]

Nirvana looked like he could puke. “I’m not a man!”

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire is embarrassed]

“Of course, I’m not a woman either.”

Nirvana said non-binary rights! Uriel is perfect and I want to marry her but Gabriel is terrifying. ‘

‘I’m not interested in men.’ Oh it you ARE interested in a squid!

Yoo Jonghyuk stood in front of me. Nirvana’s mandala and Yoo Jonghyuk’s Heaven Shaking Sword collided.

Nirvana said, “What a lovely friendship. You are thinking of your companion first?”

F R I E N D S H I P

This have me K-Drama vibes: when the main lead (or second me lead 😢) stops a girl/bully/old lady/ex from slapping his girl.

“You talk too much. It will be hard for you to get Yoo Jonghyuk in the future.” —-

“I’m allow you to become one with me.!”

“Shut up, you pervert.”-

Now Dokja is the ex and Nirvana is Y/N from those cringed fanfics I used to read...


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4 years ago

This right here, my folks, is my motivation to continue reading The Iliad. (After reaching book 2 and forgetting names left and right)

theofficialuriel - Uriel

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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 12

(- means I skipped sentences)

—“I can’t keep up with the trendy words of childeren these days.”

Yoo Jonghyuk’s eyebrows twitched at Lee Sookyung’s words. “You have a twisted mind.”

“You are a shrewd child.”

Wow. They b o n d.

Lee Sookyung had this strange feeling feeling at his dismissive attitude. It was a disturbing feeling only a mother to a child could detect.

I don’t really know what I’m supposed to make of this, so I’ll just say that it was her mother’s instincts and it appeared because YJH is her son-in-law.

“Kim Dokja told you about my story?”

“He did. He told me a lot.” —

“Kim Dokja is necessary in this world. I need him.”— “He will be my companion and he will see the end of the scenarios.”

“My son talks a lot about you” trope

At this moment, an enlightenment filled Lee Sookyung’s head.

[Incarnation Kim Dokja will be killed by the person he loves most]

Lee Sookyung realized the true meaning of this fate. She knows who will kill her leboved son. —

“I’m sorry but I can’t let you see my son.”

“Why?”

Mother knows best~

And is it just me or did anyone else read YJH’s ‘Why’ in a really childish voice?

The person who I loved. Thus, the person who would kill me. I don’t know who they were-

Shipping Bitches look at the word ‘they’ and start trash/talking the other Bitches that say KDJ is straight. It’s me. I’m Shipping Bitches.

Finally, Yoo Jonghyuk spoke. “I guess your mother doenst like me.”

THIS IS SUCH A BOYFRIEND THING TO SAY- tell me this isn’t a boyfriend this to say-

“Yoo Jonghyuk. Do you remember the nebula we made? Kim Dokja’s Comapny..” —

“...you still want to use that name.” Yoo Jonghyuk moved closer to me and pulled out a sword. “I will chose the name.”

‘The nebula we made’ has me so soft 🥺. And I always wanted to know what YJH would’ve named the nebula.

They’re like parents that can’t agree on a name!!

However, there was a limit to the blow Yoo Jonghyuk could deal. He gasped and stepped back.

I’m sorry. 😏

“Remember the 2nd scenario?” —

Who would’ve thought at the time? Me and this guy, we would actually end up as companions.

“Release your hand and get lost, you damn son of a bitch.”

Don’t you just love it when the main pair looks back at their first meeting and recite words that they first said to eachother? Ahhhh.

[...(turn off your skill, Kim Dokja)...]

THE WAY YJH’s VOICE ALONE WAS ENOUGH TO BRING DOKJA TO HIS SENSES!! I know that Sooyang was there too, but it was Jonghyuk’s voice that sealed the deal.


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 14

- means I skipped sentences

‘If I regress now...’

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If he returned now, Kim Dokja might revive again. —

Yoo Jonghyuk was afraid of something for the first time.

The Kim Dokja of this life might only appear in this life. — Even if he went back to the past,—

His first thought was really ‘suicide’ after losing Dokja. 💀

Achilles, is that you?

He met Kim Dokja in his 3rd regression and they became companions. Then, he lost Kim Dokja.

Not gonna lie, I thought this really wa s the end on my first read. I never checked how many chapters there were until I reached chapter 310.

Certainly, Yoo Jonghyuk’s reaction to Kim Dokja’s death was puzzling.

Yoo Jonghyuk stayed in his room like a broken person for a while before suddenly disappearing.

Depression~ and yet again, I am reminded of that Haikyuu fic.

“My name is Yoo Jonghyuk.” —

[Your notoriety is spreading in the 73rd Demon Relmn] —

Yoo Jonghyuk thought something for a moment before staring at the sky in disbelief. “Kim Dokja?”

*gasp* and yet again, Kim Dokja was his first thought. Because who else would use Yoo Jonghyuk’s name as a alias?

My lovely kids, Shin Yoosung and Lee Gilyoung.

Awee another Papa Dokja moment.

[The character ‘Jang Hayoung has used ‘Self-Loathing’ Lv. 10]

Damn, it was starting! I had forgotten for a while. If Yoo Jonghyuk suffered from ‘regression depression’, then this person suffered from a thorough self-loathing.

I don’t think there was any sane main character in Ways of Survival.

So...Hayoung is basically Dokja’s daughter, so ‘like father like daughter?’ Because Jonghyuk is the other dad..?

Sooyang can be the surrogate mother.

“Why’s re you going so far to find Kim Dokja?”

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire’ is asking if it’s the same for you]

“There seems to be a misunderstanding. I...”

*sighs*

“I just don’t like people impersonating me. Weather it’s Kim Dokja or not.”

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire is laughing]

“There are also usable items in the Demon World.”

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire is laughing loudly]

“Do it one more time and I will rip apart your body.”

He’s such a Tsundere-

“...he came.” I was so happy I wanted to shout his name.

oH-

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire’ is touched by your comradeship]

“...the duke gives a lot of coins, this I killed him.”

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire is laughing]

Part || of Tsundere Yoo Jonghyuk.


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3 years ago

in a span of few chapters they both called each other their parent

fragment of orv: [kim dokja learned to live from this man.] this man was my parent. my brother. my oldest friend.
fragment of orv: [(it is the beginning of the universe and a gigantic cogwheel. my oldest mortal enemy and my parent. and the one who ecides the end of everything.)]

their dynamic is literally this textpost, both about each other

tumblr text post by pjharvey: liking a male character like hes my girlfriend hes my dad he is literally me i could fix him i could make him worse hes a whore hes my best friend hes my sworn enemy i just want to punch him i want to hold his hand i just want to send him to therapy

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2 years ago

They’re gay, your honor

Don't Get Me Started
Don't Get Me Started
Don't Get Me Started

don't get me started


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1 year ago

proud to say i was present for two(2) of these messages 🤭

hello :) hopefully these haven't gotten old yet

rtc incorrect quotes, except they're screenshots of things i've said that i found in my camera roll (part 4)

Hello :) Hopefully These Haven't Gotten Old Yet
Hello :) Hopefully These Haven't Gotten Old Yet
Hello :) Hopefully These Haven't Gotten Old Yet
Hello :) Hopefully These Haven't Gotten Old Yet
Hello :) Hopefully These Haven't Gotten Old Yet
Hello :) Hopefully These Haven't Gotten Old Yet
Hello :) Hopefully These Haven't Gotten Old Yet
Hello :) Hopefully These Haven't Gotten Old Yet
Hello :) Hopefully These Haven't Gotten Old Yet
Hello :) Hopefully These Haven't Gotten Old Yet
Hello :) Hopefully These Haven't Gotten Old Yet
Hello :) Hopefully These Haven't Gotten Old Yet

throws these at you

(please don't tag as spacedolls :))

(part 1) (part 2) (part 3)


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3 years ago

The fruity four definitely watched Rocky Horror Picture Show together and Steve was an absolute bisexual mess because of Frank n Furter. It’s cannon cause I said so.


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1 year ago

Francesca, stuttering: "Hi"

Michaela, confident as ever: "well hello!"

Eloise, looking as they fall in love at first sight: "...girls... are an option? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME? I GOTTA GO AND SAVE CRESSIDA!"


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1 year ago

overheard at the BAU

Emily: "Music is great. It calms you down, it makes you happy, it covers the screams of annoying neighbours, it's a fantastic hobby, it's creative..."

JJ: "...honey, we talked about this "

Emily, turning towards Derek: "I am apparently not allowed to make murder jokes anymore."

JJ: "Tell him why that is."

Emily: "...The police showed up at our apartment and thought I was a serial killer."

JJ: "And what did you say to them?"

Emily, looking at the ground: "That they could look in our kitchen and find all of the breakfast cereal to be happy and alive..."


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1 year ago

First post!!!

And it is about Byler lol {Not my fault I just love them so much} If u find this drawing little off then please just ignore that, since I'm working on new art styles and it was my first time drawing with this art digitally :))

-> This art is drawn by me so if u repost it then please just give me credits :D

First Post!!!

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1 year ago
I'm Not Really Into This Ship, But My Teacher Called Them "cousins" Today So Many Times, That I Just

I'm not really into this ship, but my teacher called them "cousins" today so many times, that I just needed to do it


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1 year ago

Agamemnon: okey, so I give Achilles those girls and maybe than he will agree to fight for us again

Odysseus quiet: Yeah sure, couse he totally wants girls

Nestor: What?

Odysseus: Nothing, I just think it's going to work


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3 years ago
I Never Finished This, But Still Really Like The General Composition And Idea. One Wonderul Afternoon

I never finished this, but still really like the general composition and idea. one wonderul afternoon I will revisit it


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1 year ago

⁉️‼️ I didn't think Pim was hairy 😳 Charlie's the hairy one 😏🤣

Don't Have Much To Say About This One, Just Some Critters Chilling In The Break Room! The Season 2 Hype
Don't Have Much To Say About This One, Just Some Critters Chilling In The Break Room! The Season 2 Hype
Don't Have Much To Say About This One, Just Some Critters Chilling In The Break Room! The Season 2 Hype
Don't Have Much To Say About This One, Just Some Critters Chilling In The Break Room! The Season 2 Hype

Don't have much to say about this one, just some critters chilling in the break room! The season 2 hype is still very real lol


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