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3 years ago
Another Orv Post. I Think Biyoo Is The Funniest Fuxking Character In The Whole Novel.

Another orv post. I think biyoo is the funniest fuxking character in the whole novel.


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk moments: Part 3

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...I scooped the soup with the spoon and put it in Yoo Jonghyuk’s mouth. Han Sooyang watched me blowing on the soup.

“You are acting like a wife.”

Han Sooyang is the 3rd MVP of thsi ship.

[The Constellation Demon-Like Judge of Fire is impressed with your good deed.] [500 coins have been sponsored]

It was tremendous to recive coins every time I fed him. [The Constellation Demon-Liek Judge of Fire is impressed with your good deed] [300 counts have been sponsored]

However, after a few spoonfuls, I began to grow suspicious. [...] [400 couns have be...]

I love Uriel-

I couldn’t see Yoo Jonghyuk’s face because he was being carried in my back.

Everyone knows that in kdramas, carrying someone on your back makes than a love interest or sibling.

-it is one hit. I’ll do it gently. Understood?

Yes, it might not be bad if one hit could restore my relationship with Yoo Jonghyuk.

This def sounds like an abusice relationship

-and that woman. You should be careful of her.

Jealous? *wiggles eyebrows*

-kill her. —- the importance of the thing isn’t her life, it’s the survival of the world. Act wisely, Kim Dokja. —- then you will be unhappy.

Aweeee. Kim Dokja refusing to kill Lee Seolwa to keep Jonghyuk happy is. 💋

-Kim Dokja! Wake up! Hurry! Recover your spirits, get moving! You can still stop the disaster!

Yoo Jonghyuk being motivating...

Yoo Jonghyuk opened his mouth as if he read my thoughts. “You, you are that weak?”

What?

“All those words you told me were false.”

I reflexively raised my body. This bastard...

“The one who told me not to give up on this world with succumb to a dustier of thsi degree!”

Laugher emerged. I had to hear this from Yoo Jonghyuk. Suicide wasn’t enough to get rid of the shame.

“Of course not. I was just thinking for a second.

...nvm. I love how he figured out that Kim Dokja does better with negative feedback in a split second.


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 7

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“I heard we should find the ugliest king.”

I suddenly felt a gaze and Yoo Jonghyuk staring at me quietly. What was he looking at?

Ok. Listen. What if...Jonghyuk notice that Dokja’s face was blurred? I’d take it that he hadn’t noticed until people started calling Dokja ugly, and he would be confused as to why. Then, he looks at Dokja and realizes.

“Yoo Jonghyuk!” It was a jubilant voice. I watched the man approaching and my palms became wet with tension.

I know it became sweaty because Dokja was nervous, but I can’t help but get your-boyfriends-ex-is-crazy-but-you-are-insecure-and-think-he-wants-to-get-back-with-the-ex vibes.

“Yoo Jonghyuk! Became with with me!”

“Stop the bullshit before I kill you.”

Nirvana laughed at Yoo Jonghyuk’s attitude. He was so bored that even this felt cute.

“You pretend to hate me but you want me more than anyone else. You need sky strength!”—

“I have a companion already.”

Bwjwkwhwhwuwksoei WHEN HE SAID THAT ON MY FIRST READ, I DIED!!!! Nirvana seems to have a thing for Tsunderes tho...too bad the Tsundere Magnet title is already taken by our Lord Dokja.

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire likes this triangle] [2000 coins have been sponsored]

Nirvana was my most liked person for this. I mean-come on! He gave us a nice triangle...

I opened my mouth, “What is this nonsense? We aren’t companions.”

Yoo Jonghyuk replied with a blank expression, “No one was talking about you.”

Love 020 but it’s ‘companion’ instead of fiancé.

“Why isn’t it me? Why him?”

I hurriedly whispered toward Yoo Jonghyuk. “Hey. Just say that you like him. Quickly!”

“I don’t want to.”

“Why? Hey, just close your eyes and so it once...”

Nirvana shouted angrily when he saw me whispering. “Don’t whisper that n front of me!”

So...Kdrama/Asian drama again. Crazy-ex-threatens-to-do-something-unless-male-lead-gets-back-with-her-but-he-refuses-because-he’s-faithful-to-a-fault.

“I’m not interested in men!”

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire cried out for blood] [2,000] coins have been sponsored]

Nirvana looked like he could puke. “I’m not a man!”

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire is embarrassed]

“Of course, I’m not a woman either.”

Nirvana said non-binary rights! Uriel is perfect and I want to marry her but Gabriel is terrifying. ‘

‘I’m not interested in men.’ Oh it you ARE interested in a squid!

Yoo Jonghyuk stood in front of me. Nirvana’s mandala and Yoo Jonghyuk’s Heaven Shaking Sword collided.

Nirvana said, “What a lovely friendship. You are thinking of your companion first?”

F R I E N D S H I P

This have me K-Drama vibes: when the main lead (or second me lead 😢) stops a girl/bully/old lady/ex from slapping his girl.

“You talk too much. It will be hard for you to get Yoo Jonghyuk in the future.” —-

“I’m allow you to become one with me.!”

“Shut up, you pervert.”-

Now Dokja is the ex and Nirvana is Y/N from those cringed fanfics I used to read...


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 9

(- means I skipped sentences)

Was it the right choice to take care of this child? Maybe it I would make her unhappy. For now, it was unknown. However, I would do my best to protect this child.

This isn’t a Dokhyuk moment, but this is so cute. Like a parent feeling insecure about raising an adopted child.

I mean- Jonghyuk of another regression raised her, so...<divorced parents and the daddy takes the child but feels unsure because the dad was the one that psysically took care of the child (feeding and all)>

[If you come now, I’ll give you the chance to become one with Yoo Jonghyuk]

..sacrifices must be made. And Jonghyuk left right after hearing this-

Yoo Jonghyuk was in a terrible state of kind and had a thought for the first time.

“Kim Dokja...”

The fact that his first thought was ‘Kim Dokja’ 😘

“No matter what, Yoo Jonghyuk will always survive. Now it’s either you or me.”

I don’t know what to say about this. Out of context (or even in context if you think about it), it’s really romantic.

“Master can save Ahjussi!”-

However, Yoo Jonghyuk was no where to be found.

¡Spoilers for ‘In Another Life’! This reminds me of Aakashi not going to Bokuto’s funeral because he didn’t want his last memory of Bokuto to be lifeless.

“However, he will live again.”-

“No. He must live.”

Then why was he clenching his fist like that?

BECAUSE HE DOENST LIKE IT WHEN YOU DIE, BAKA-

“I don’t know why you are qualified, but you better be good.”

As the Russia Representative showed a fighting spirit, Yoo Jonghyuk stepped forward.

— “don’t interfere. This is between me and the ugly guy.” Dispite Iris’s warning, Yoo Jonghyuk continued staring at her.

Awww he proteccc

This part is a bit short, but y’all know what’s coming next-


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4 years ago
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“It hurt to think about the large number of coins he’d be reciveing. Damn. I should’ve said that line.”

(Y’all can continue this thread of Kim Dokja being Kakuzu 2.0)


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 10

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Dionysus had told me not the trust anyone. However, that was only if the opponent was a constellation. I had at least one person that I could believe in.

Cute.

“I have something to say to you.” — Yoo Jonghyuk stared at he as I held his hand.

This sounds like a love confession. I remember how Uriel almost fainted in this scene. AND THEY WERE HOLDING HANDSHAJEJEIEH.

I opened my mouth and glanced at Yoo Jonghyuk. “The name of our nebula would be...Kim Dokja’s Company.”

“There isn’t a name yet.” Yoo Jonghyuk casually interrupts.

It’s like they’re naming a child and can’t agree on a name. AND THEYRE STILL HOLDING HANDSNEKEJEOEO.

[...I’ll also give a name to your nebulae. It shall be Forbidden-omph omphh]

The archangels kinda annoyed me in this scene. Let Uriel finish!!!

“Hey! These are Kim Dokja’s items! Are you going to steal them?”

“...why did Kim Dokja leave his items to you?”

“That...is because I am his most trustworthy person?”

“Then I will kill you and take them.”

“Y-you wnat to kill me? What will Kim Dokja think?”

Yoo Jonghyuk thought for a while before finally letting her go.

He sounds so jealous rn...

And he let Sooyang go when she mentioned Dokja TT

I wanted to say my name but grumpiness got to me. “What? I am Yoo Jonghyuk.” —

“You will...regret...giving me...your name.”

—I felt a bit sorry. I hadn’t intended this to happen. However, Yoo Jonghyuk should also suffer for a bit.

He’s so petty-

“It’s nothing.” Yoo Jonghyuk hesitated a bit before adding. “...that guy is doing something bothersome again.”

“That guy?”

“There is such a person.”

—“is it that ugly Ahjussi?”

“...”

“Oppa looks happy when talking about that person.”

Yoo Jonghyuk looks embarrassed.—“you are mistaken.”

“Is that so?” Yoo Mia laughs.

Children read people the best :)

“I need your help.”

“I told you not to get involved with me again. I only helped you that one time to repay my dept to Kim Dokja.”

“It is related to Kim Dokja.”

Yoo Jonghyuk’s killer intent slightly subsided. “What do you mean?”

I’m starting to see a pattern here...


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 11

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He normally wouldn’t have done this for the part. However, Yoo Jonghyuk in this regression was different. Yoo Jonghyuk himself didn’t know what changed him.

Of course this dense mother fucker (yes. That was a Achilles Come Down reference.) doesn’t know what changed him- ITS LooOOoOoVe and KIM FUCKING DOKJA-

Before Shin Yoosang could reply, Yoo Jonghyuk pushed the child down from the ceiling. ——

“You should go too.” Lee Gilyoung screamed as he fell down along with Shin Yoosang.

I’ve said this before and Imma say it again. Yoo Jonghyuk is a death-beat dad.

I was confused. Had a fallen in love with someone?

Here, my ladies and gentlemen, is where I suddenly got the thought. [is he dense or aro?]

“When did you become me so close to him? That psychopath...”

“We aren’t close.”

“You had a very trusting expression when you said those words.”—

“You are mistaken.”

I’m starting to see another pattern here.

Yoo Jonghyuk thought for a moment before slowly opening his mouth. “My name is Kim Dokja.”

So...don’t you just love how they take each other’s names? And usually, when Dokja uses it, it has a negative effect on Jonghyuk. But sweet child Jonghyuk always ends up giving Dokja power-ups or something...rat scamming bastard who?

“Hum him. Perhaps it is ‘comradeship’...”

People simultaneously stared at Yoo Jonghyuk who was standing with his arms crossed. “What are you looking at?”

Lee Jihye and Jung Heewon were whispering to eachother.

“Ah. Perhaps?”

“Right? Isn’t this right?”

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire’ is violently nodding her head]

I think we all can guess what’s going on here. 😏

“I have no intention on joking around.”

This annoyed me so much TT. How much is the love value?!?? LET US KNOWRRRR.


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 12

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—“I can’t keep up with the trendy words of childeren these days.”

Yoo Jonghyuk’s eyebrows twitched at Lee Sookyung’s words. “You have a twisted mind.”

“You are a shrewd child.”

Wow. They b o n d.

Lee Sookyung had this strange feeling feeling at his dismissive attitude. It was a disturbing feeling only a mother to a child could detect.

I don’t really know what I’m supposed to make of this, so I’ll just say that it was her mother’s instincts and it appeared because YJH is her son-in-law.

“Kim Dokja told you about my story?”

“He did. He told me a lot.” —

“Kim Dokja is necessary in this world. I need him.”— “He will be my companion and he will see the end of the scenarios.”

“My son talks a lot about you” trope

At this moment, an enlightenment filled Lee Sookyung’s head.

[Incarnation Kim Dokja will be killed by the person he loves most]

Lee Sookyung realized the true meaning of this fate. She knows who will kill her leboved son. —

“I’m sorry but I can’t let you see my son.”

“Why?”

Mother knows best~

And is it just me or did anyone else read YJH’s ‘Why’ in a really childish voice?

The person who I loved. Thus, the person who would kill me. I don’t know who they were-

Shipping Bitches look at the word ‘they’ and start trash/talking the other Bitches that say KDJ is straight. It’s me. I’m Shipping Bitches.

Finally, Yoo Jonghyuk spoke. “I guess your mother doenst like me.”

THIS IS SUCH A BOYFRIEND THING TO SAY- tell me this isn’t a boyfriend this to say-

“Yoo Jonghyuk. Do you remember the nebula we made? Kim Dokja’s Comapny..” —

“...you still want to use that name.” Yoo Jonghyuk moved closer to me and pulled out a sword. “I will chose the name.”

‘The nebula we made’ has me so soft 🥺. And I always wanted to know what YJH would’ve named the nebula.

They’re like parents that can’t agree on a name!!

However, there was a limit to the blow Yoo Jonghyuk could deal. He gasped and stepped back.

I’m sorry. 😏

“Remember the 2nd scenario?” —

Who would’ve thought at the time? Me and this guy, we would actually end up as companions.

“Release your hand and get lost, you damn son of a bitch.”

Don’t you just love it when the main pair looks back at their first meeting and recite words that they first said to eachother? Ahhhh.

[...(turn off your skill, Kim Dokja)...]

THE WAY YJH’s VOICE ALONE WAS ENOUGH TO BRING DOKJA TO HIS SENSES!! I know that Sooyang was there too, but it was Jonghyuk’s voice that sealed the deal.


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 13

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[The constellation ‘Secretive Plotter’ is snapping at the ‘old ones’ spying on you]

A little cute SP moment to get you ready for this part. He’s not Dokja’s Jonghyuk, but it works similarly.

“Hrmm. Aren’t the two of you close these days? A few days ago, I saw...”

Yoo Jonghyuk’s expression because grim and the cowardly Lee Jihye shut her mouth. Jung Heewon tapped Lee Jihye on the shoulder.

“Stop teasing Jonghyuk-ssi.”

We never found out what she saw TT

I never had a child, but I knew how it felt like after meeting Shin Yoosung.

Awe, Papa Dokja 😭

By the time I moved, Yoo Jonghyuk had already received the jade. His expression something I had never seen before. Yoo Jonghyuk was looking at me with eyes that had never been present in Ways of Survival.

“Kim Dokja. He sure to keep your promise.

So...the expression was love? :)

-can you promise me not to give up on that goal? No matter what?

——Don’t tell me? No, it was impossible! I almost threw a fit as I screamed, “Yoo Jonghyuk, you son of a bitch!”

These aren’t really Dokhyuk moments yet...but awe

[If Kim Dokja becomes demon king, he will die here] —

[Thus, it will be me who will sacrifice himself]

I love self-sacrificing idiots.

The story of Kim Dokja and Yoo Jonghyuk -

This is Bihyung’s POV...I just find it cute that he calls it ‘the story of KDJ and YJH.’

Yoo Jonghyuk wiped his bloody lips and murmured, “It should’ve been me who died here.” ——

He didn’t say anyone but his despair was conceived every time his blade cut me.

This gives me nostalgic romance novel flashbacks. Back when I used to read lots of sappy straight novels.

I laughed as Yoo Jonghyuk’s sword oeuvres through my heart. —

My body sank down slowly and Yoo Jonghyuk held onto me. “Kim Dokja.” —

Yoo Jonghyuk stared down at me silently. I couldn’t find any words and just stared.

So you’re telling me- that Dokja died in Jonghyuk’s arms?!? This is literally the most used trope-

And they just say there, staring at eachother. What about the other people?

“Let’s meet again, Yoo Jonghyuk.”

*lets out traumatizing sobs*

in another life~

“Kim Dokja! No! Kim Dokja!”

At the last moment, he tightly held me by the neck.

His choking kink stays there no matter the circumstances.

And he waited till the last moment to say anything, as if he expected Dokja to revive.

And the fact that Yoo Jonghyuk, the protagonist that never wavered when his companions died (at least in front of anyone) just cried out like that for one person...*sighs*


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 14

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‘If I regress now...’

-

If he returned now, Kim Dokja might revive again. —

Yoo Jonghyuk was afraid of something for the first time.

The Kim Dokja of this life might only appear in this life. — Even if he went back to the past,—

His first thought was really ‘suicide’ after losing Dokja. 💀

Achilles, is that you?

He met Kim Dokja in his 3rd regression and they became companions. Then, he lost Kim Dokja.

Not gonna lie, I thought this really wa s the end on my first read. I never checked how many chapters there were until I reached chapter 310.

Certainly, Yoo Jonghyuk’s reaction to Kim Dokja’s death was puzzling.

Yoo Jonghyuk stayed in his room like a broken person for a while before suddenly disappearing.

Depression~ and yet again, I am reminded of that Haikyuu fic.

“My name is Yoo Jonghyuk.” —

[Your notoriety is spreading in the 73rd Demon Relmn] —

Yoo Jonghyuk thought something for a moment before staring at the sky in disbelief. “Kim Dokja?”

*gasp* and yet again, Kim Dokja was his first thought. Because who else would use Yoo Jonghyuk’s name as a alias?

My lovely kids, Shin Yoosung and Lee Gilyoung.

Awee another Papa Dokja moment.

[The character ‘Jang Hayoung has used ‘Self-Loathing’ Lv. 10]

Damn, it was starting! I had forgotten for a while. If Yoo Jonghyuk suffered from ‘regression depression’, then this person suffered from a thorough self-loathing.

I don’t think there was any sane main character in Ways of Survival.

So...Hayoung is basically Dokja’s daughter, so ‘like father like daughter?’ Because Jonghyuk is the other dad..?

Sooyang can be the surrogate mother.

“Why’s re you going so far to find Kim Dokja?”

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire’ is asking if it’s the same for you]

“There seems to be a misunderstanding. I...”

*sighs*

“I just don’t like people impersonating me. Weather it’s Kim Dokja or not.”

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire is laughing]

“There are also usable items in the Demon World.”

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire is laughing loudly]

“Do it one more time and I will rip apart your body.”

He’s such a Tsundere-

“...he came.” I was so happy I wanted to shout his name.

oH-

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire’ is touched by your comradeship]

“...the duke gives a lot of coins, this I killed him.”

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire is laughing]

Part || of Tsundere Yoo Jonghyuk.


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 15

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Yoo Jonghyuk stared at the scene before turning his head away.

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire is turning red]

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire ‘ urges you to get meet Kim Dokja]

I noticed that he turns his head whenever he is flustered.

The shoulders of the Uriel doll trembled and she made an expression that she wouldn’t make even if Eden was destroyed.

So, I don’t think we talk about this enough.

Uriel seems to be able to do ANYTHING for her ship! I know that she’s also doing this for Dokja as well, but she could’ve tile Heewon to do this.

She literally risked a WAR for her nebula for her ship. Even Aphrodite didn’t go that far!

Then, I said [Don’t touch my incarceration, Asmodeus]

Boyfriend* 🙊 Once again, I see why Uriel saw Dokja as the top. I personally think they’d switch.

Deep sultry eyes were set beneath neat eyebrows. All the standards of taht determined beauty of the world ware collapsed at the same time. It was a face that couldn’t be deceived using a modifiers of a constellation.

— Who wa s this girl? Did I know her? Rather...why did she hate me so much?

So, the punisher was the first female that Dokja spurted poetry about. I was scared, tbh. Then, I found out that she was indeed, Yoo Jonghyuk...

And I love how Jonghyuk wholeheartedly blames Dokja for this situation.

“I’m joking, I’m joking. I know. You don’t like girls.”

I love it when characters in the novel comment things like this. It gives us canon reasons to ship this ship. (Unlike Sasunaru or other BxB ships)

As expected, it was Uriel that convinced Yoo Jonghyuk to save me. It was as I expected. He wouldn’t come here alone on his own wishes.

The tone seems almost disappointed. this is another trope. I’m finding lots of tropes that this couple follows. I’ll make another post about it once this franchise is done.

“Ah this person can communicate with being of other scenarios.” —

Yoo Jonghyuk’s expression was still sour, “so?”

Please tell me I’m not the only one that thought he was jealous. His constant bickering with Hayoung gave me the dad-and-child-fight-for-the-affection-of-dad/mom...


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 16

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“You will be spanked if you don’t talk.”

Breaking the sky Sword Saint raised a large smoking pipe. Yoo Jonghyuk’s butt couldn’t handle the pressure and he let out a pathetic sound.

///Damn, Kim Dokja. I will surely kill you.///

Imagine YJH as a bottom and-(〃ω〃)

Yoo Jonghyuk looks at me as if I was mentally ill.

“Kim Dokja! Don’t say anything else!”

Or course, I kept talking.

— Eventually, Yoo Jonghyuk placed me behind him and raised the Heaven Sword of Cloud Gathering. —

“Teacher, wait...”

I can’t help but think of LWJ and WWX. He proteccc

“You have to go to the gourmet association. We need allies for our nebula.”

I understood what he was saying. —

there was one worrying point “...our?”

“Didn’t you say you would make one last time?”

“Kim Dokja’s Company?”

“I’ll quit right away if it’s really named that.” Yoo Jonghyuk turned his head away with a frown. I felt pleasantly surprised.

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire is wiping her tears with a hanker chief]

“Our” I cantebekekwksnsbsusiwlwlw

It was something that was unthinkable when he grabbed me by the neck.

So...I actually read this wrong and thought that YJH grabbed KDJ’s neck and kissed him 😭

[Yoo Jonghyuk thought, “it would be nice if he had come with me]

This is sad and heartwarming at the same time.

“Why the hell do you look like that...”

[Why? You don’t like it? A neighboring archangel told me that this was your taste]

“It’s an absolute misunderstanding.” —

Persephone was currently in the form of Yoo Jonghyuk. It was just really fortunate that she wasn’t wearing a Chinese dress.

[The what about this] —

Persephone smiled and I flushed, despite knowing it the other person was Persephone. She was in the form of ‘the punisher’

[I noticed that you couldn’t take your eyes off her that time. Is it really like this?]

White skin was revealed trough the side of the dress and I reflexively closed my eyes. “Stop teasing”

Lmao- the fact that they’re the same person 😭. And Persephone should’ve worn that Chinese Dress.

[I’ll raise my bet. I’ll make it one million coins.]

Now...this reminds me of SVSSS where SQQ bet a bunch of money on LBH-

“Turn off Kim Dokja’s screen”

Are we not gonna talk about how YJH let the whole STAR SYSTEM see him turn into a girl, but he didn’t let KDJ see?

Is there an explanation for this? Someone comment. I can’t put the words together.


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 17

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Yoo Jonghyuk kept hesitating, so I told him “If you don’t want to eat it, give it to me. Anyhow, you have no courage.”

“I’ll eat it!”

This is so cute-

For the next two days, Jang Hayoung avoided me. —

“You must have done something stupid again, Kim Dokja.”

“...it’s nothing.”

Now they’re like parents. Dokja made a kid mad and Jonghyuk is judging him for it. XD

The agitated family heads approached to threaten me but Yoo Jonghyuk raised the Black Demon Sword. —

Before the furious Yoo Jonghyuk could deal a blow.

He proteccccc

A part of my notebook was ripped off, so Ithe sentences are not word for word

In the end, I pulled at Yoo Jonghyuk.

“...we must go, Yoo Jonghyuk.”

The person who was stiff like a sword didn’t move. Eventually, Jang Hayoung and Han Myeongoh came out.

Yoo Jonghyuk was dragged into the car.

“Please take care of my disciple.”—

Yoo Jonghyuk was staring this way with a distraught expression.

I’m sorry but it seems like iforgothowtospellhername sold Jonghyuk off to some dude to get married. Does it not?

Yoo Jonghyuk got off the car and told me, “from now on, I will act separately.”

OoooOoo a break up?

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire’ says the true Kim Dokja loves comradeship] —

A candidate in the centre of the square knelt down and started crying. “Yoo Jonghyuk! Yoo Jonghyuuuuk! Wake up! Please wake up!”

Kim Dokja screamed as me held the imaginary Yoo Jonghyuk in his arms. I couldn’t help but laughing. I didn’t do that. Surely Uriel wouldn’t be fooled be such acting...

The fact that he actually ended up doing this a few chapters later-

F o r e s h a d o w i n g


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 18

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“What a stupid dokkaebi. To confront a wenny person alone.”

Bihyung turned his head at the cold person. —

The trapped Biyoo shouted “Baat!”—

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire’ is screaming and cheering]

Jonghyuk being a good dad and husband lmao.

The Shin Yoosung of the 41st round didn’t have her memories, so who was he getting revenge for?

Yoo Jonghyuk didn’t know.

O.o I spy with my blind eye a dense fool

Yoo Jonghyuk slowly walked towards the cage and carefully pulled our Biyoo. Biyoo cried out loudly. Her little hand touched Yoo Jonghyuk’s many times.

Yoo Jonghyuk stared down at Biyoo for a while before putting her in his pocket.

Damn. This made me emotional for some reason. I imagined Biyoo as a cute little baby and-

[The constellation ‘Demon King of Salvation’ is looking at you] —

Yoo Jonghyuk declared, “Go away, Kim Dokja.”

Then one of the stars really went out.

“...Kim Dokja?”

There was no response.

I feel like there’s many memes for this. But on the other hand, he’s kinda like someone I know.

He says rude shit all the time and acts like human contact is disgusting, but he secretly craves attention and only me person understands that...yes. I am talking about a fictional character again

Jang Hayoung, take Breaking the Sky Master and Han Myeong-oh and flee. Never think about fighting them.”

“What? But I don’t want to!”

“I don’t care if you don’t want to! Go directly to Yoo Jonghyuk! Quickly!”

Mom energy. Like that one movie I watched where a house was on fire and something similar was said.

Kim Dokja, I saved Biyoo/ Sender: Yoo Jonghyuk, 47 hours and 39 minutes ago.

- But why did you disappear?/ Sender: Yoo Jonghyuk, 46 hours and 57 minutes ago.

I have no time for your childish acts/ Sender: Yoo Jonghyuk, 46 hours and 39 minutes ago.

I will kill you if you don’t appear./ Sender: Yoo Jonghyuk, 45 hours and 18 minutes ago

It isn’t a joke./ sender: Yoo Jonghyuk, 44 hours and 39 minutes ago.

Kim Dokja./ Sender: Yoo Jonghyuk, 41 hours and 38 minutes ago.

I will go./ Sender: Yoo Jonghyuk, 33 hours and 14 minutes ago.

I know it was probably sent by Uriel, but while rereading this, Run Away by TXT was playing and I couldn’t help plait put this here.

...he came.

Lines like this made me emotional. Minimal words but a deep af meaning.


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 19

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Before I could ask what he meant, Biyoo popped out of Yoo Jonghyuk’s arms. —

Biyoo threw the doll into the air and entered my arms. I stroked her head a few times before asking —

This is domestic fluff. It gives me ‘super-hero-dad-brings-kidnapped-baby-back-home-to-the-worried-mom vibes’

“Where the hell did you go?”

“I went to the vicinity of Melledon.”

“Why there...”

“There was an item I had to obtain.”

“Item? What is it?”

“You don’t need to know.”

‘Yoo Jonghyuk, that cheating bastard’

“Yoo Jonghyuk!”

Yoo Jonghyuk glanced this way from where he was surrounded by constellations.

[You’re late.]

‘Youre late’ s such a romantic dialogue for me.

Like a gourmet long starved of meat, I cut every sentence into pieces and relished them.

“That jerk was really cute at the time.”

0.oH-

Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!

“Wake up.”

Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!

Dang- my dad actually fainted once (two years ago) and my mom panicked and did this...

The ines of his face changed but it was clearly Yoo Jonghyuk. No, it was even more than before. Yoo Jonghyuk’s gaze stayed on Kim Dokja’s face for a bit.

“Take him away.”

So I’m kinda confused. Is Jonghyuk’s spiritual gender more feminine or something? Or is it a mistranslation? Is it because being a female gives Jonghyuk’s beauty more respect?

And lol. His top priorities are still to keep Dokja from seeing him and a ‘her’

He saw Kim Dokja on Lee Hyunsung’s back.

Yoo Jonghyuk gripped the Black Demon sword that was slipping from his hands.

This seems...y’know...out of context.


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 20

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“Yoo Jonghyuk!”

My cry didn’t reach him properly. — Yoo Jonghyuk was dying. —

I held my breath and the shouted with the greatest true voice possible. [Asmodeus!]

The true voice burst out and the constellations blocked their ears for a moment. —

And tears poured from my eyes.

The difference between them tho- when Dokja was dying, the regretted sunfish of a bastard slapped his cheeks till they were swollen.

And then here’s Dokja, freaking 😭 ng and begging for Jonghyuk to not die.

I ran with all my strength while carrying Yoo Jonghyuk on my back. “Wake up! Please” — I listened to his gradually slowing heart beat and cried, “Hey, don’t mess around! You can recover! Do something!”

^again, just look at the desperation.

One of my favorite angst tropes is when a character listens to the heartbeat of their lover slowly disappearing.

[Yoo Jonghyuk had a thought]

“Don’t think it.”

[This life ends here]

“Dammit! Don’t think about it!”

— “Shit! Don’t go back! You jerk, leave him alone!”

[The sponsor of the incarnation ‘Yoo Jonghyuk’ is looking at you]

“You can still survive! This round isn’t over! You can fight back against this guy! I can save you!”

The fact that (spoilers) older Dokja probably saw himself like that and felt a wave of nostalgia watching his younger self hate him so much. TT

[The incarnation ‘Yoo Jonghyuk’ has refused to regress]

When I tell you I screamed-

[What is your relationship with Yoo Jonghyuk?]

[We are Life and Death Companions] —

I couldn’t help but laugh at the memory. Now, we could really live or die together.

Shut the duck up, it’s a fucking marriage.

I held Yoo Jonghyuk tightly as I ran. -

It’s so cause seeing him hold onto Jonghyuk’s body as if it would break at any moment.

Dokja’s need to protect his favorite person in the whole wide world n his moment of (rare) weakness.

“Lee Hyunsung-ssi!”

Yoo Jonghyuk’s body flew through the air and Lee Hyunsung caught him.

...nvm 💀 this wasn’t planned i swear-


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 21

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We saw the unusual appearance and Yoo Jonghyuk and I raised our swords at the same time.

Ooo twinning-

There was the explosive system message and Yoo Jonghyuk and I simultaneously looked at the sky.

Okay this is getting creepy

[A large number of constellations remember the name ‘Kim Dokja’s Company]

Yoo Jonghyuk heard the message and frowned. “The name needs to be changed”

I smiled at the guy. — it wouldn’t be bad for us to brainstorm names for the nebula sooner or later.

They never had the chance to do that 😭

Aileen left, but I stayed in Yoo Jonghyuk’s hospital room.

I love cliche tropes.

“Didn’t I tell you? There’s nothing going on between them. Dokja Ahjussi’s taste doesn’t go that way. We-”

“I understand why my sponsor likes you.”

Lee Jihye really-

After a while, Gabriel opened the usb in his room. Then...

[What the hell did you do on this mission?]

Despite his mutters, Gabriel couldn’t take his eyes off the screen.

👀

He refused to regress. He fought alongside Kim Dokja and won against Surya. He thought about it and energy filled his head.

This is so cute

Yoo Jonghyuk let out a groan as he raised his upper body up. He saw a small pocket watch wrapped around his arm with a watch strap.

Aaaand there’s the trope. Lover leaves an important gift before dying

Yoo Jonghyuk looked at the party members with bewildered eyes. He didn’t see a familiar face. “...Kim Dokja?” —

[The item Midday Tryst has been used]-

[The message had been returned]

He repeatedly sent the message.

Just imagine his heartbreak. It’s so sad to read. He was just silently celebrating their victory and then is hit a all the realization.

[Well you must like him a lot. You sacrificed three fingers for him]

In my first read, when his identity was revealed, I started a whole rant about how every Yoo Jonghyuk needs a Kim Dokja.

I looked at the trajectory sword and emotions filled my heart. He was alive, although he wasn’t exactly the same as he was when I left him.

His physic was bigger, his impression a bit sharper, and he had a scar in his cheek. But there was no way I wouldn’t recognize him.

I’m sorry but I will be passing away for unknown reasons.


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 23

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“Ho, do you have a lover waiting?” I smiled at him.

:)

Midday Tryst was a temporary item. After a certain time elapsed, the period of use had to be extended by additional coins. Yet Midday Tryst was activated without delay, meaning someone had been expending the time.

This makes me soft inside. The way YJH didn’t loose hope even after three years.

~I have Biyoo as well. She is also my child. You left her in front of a portal and she was almost takes by the wenny people~

Head canon that Bihyung and Jonghyuk don’t get along because of this.

The children ran into my arms and hugged me. I stroked Shin Yoosung’s head while I watched Yoo Jonghyuk.

Out of context, (and maybe in context) it’s like a soldier or traveler dad coming back home to his kids and lover.

A girl sucking on a candy suddenly pointed at me and declared, “Squid.”

I briefly lost my soul at the mental attack. -

“Who is this Ahjussi?” — “Ah, my brother’s friend.”

“Not a friend...in any case, you’ve changed your way of speaking since the last time I say you.”

“You’ve become uglier since the last time I saw you.”

“Hey, Yoo Jonghyuk. Surely you aren’t taking your sister with you.”

Yoo Mia was the first one to notice how YJH was happier when KDJ was here-

Also...did Dokja just decline that Jonghyuk and him were friends? Then what are they?

“...Have you been well? I was so busy I forgot to ask.”

“There is no time for leisurely talk.”

I heard that hard voice and felt familiarity, rather than being upset. Yes, this was the Yoo Jonghyuk I knew.

Awww

“I’m not Anna Croft. I won’t betray you.”

Awww

\\Lee Gilyoung and Shin Yoosung, annoying kids.\\

\\Lee Hyunsung is a stupid soldier.\\

Funny messages, did this brat use the chat window as a notepad?

“Brat” awwww.


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 24

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Yoo Jonghyuk stared at me. Yoo Jonghyuk of the 3rd round surpassed Yoo Jonghyuk of the 41st round and declared, “I won.”

I smiled. “What are you saying? I won.”

Cute

“...you didn’t check it properly.”

“If I did, I wouldn’t have returned.”

“It wound the so bad to see the end in that place.”

“That wasn’t my world.” I looked at the empty space. “My world is here.”

Sososososo...what if he meant that his world was Jonghyuk??? Nvm that’s stretching it.

Yoo Jonghyuk was silent for a long time. I locked my lips and laughed. “This place has my Incarnation Yoosung, my colleague Yoo Sangah, Han Sooyoung who hasn’t blackened yet, my mother...”

“Don’t feel joyful. It ain’t over yet.

Nice save- and what if Jonghyuk said that because he was mad he wasn’t included in that list??? 0.o

~What is with your body size?~

Bihyung ignored me and spoke to the other part members.

Married couple- If Bihyung was human, I would’ve shipped them. Not Dokhyuk related but...yeah

It was unreasonable for anyone to have complete control over Yoo Jonghyuk but she would be able to reduce some unnecessary conflict.

Says you-

“You don’t need skills that aren’t for combat.”

“But Dokja-ssi has this skill as well?”

Yoo Jonghyuk’s eyebrows twitched. “Kim Dokja had this skill?” ——

Lee Seolhwa looked at Yoo Jonghyuk like he was funny. She didn’t know why this cold/hearted man became angry whenever he heard Kim Dokja’s name.

Lee Seolhwa and Jonghyuk were lovers in some rounds; I get that. But in this round, they aren’t. So people need to stop bringing this up. Besides, whenever they talk in this round, the topic always ends up being Dokja one way or another.

And lol- Lee Seolhwa seems to be one of the few that notice his Tsundereness

~You came.~

~You came at the right timing?~

Messages from Midday Tryst came at the same time. There was temporary confusion and Yoo Jonghyuk and Han Sooyoung looked at eachother.

“...What?”

“I should say that. You have Midday Tryst as well?”

I couldn’t help but smile at the the two snarling people.

The two people Dokja is most frequently shipped with. Ahhh. They’re both so territorial.

By the way...I didn’t come alone.

“...Why did you come?”

I turned to see Yoo Jonghyuk holding onto my shoulder.

“I can’t just watch you do your crazy plans again.”

As expected, this guys knew what I was going to do. “Those crazy plans have kept you alive so far.”

Awe. This is like something out of a romcom.


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4 years ago

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 25

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“Hey, why is Dokja hyung’s mother your grandmother?”

“Ahjussi’s mother is my grandmother.”

“Dokja Hyung isn’t your father.”

I quickly patted them on their backs, “Now, now. Don’t fight. You both can call her grandmother.”

Dokja as the cool dad again.

As I bent forward, I could see old combat boots. My gaze went up and I saw the man in the dust black coat. Suddenly, I felt refreshed. I knew that Yoo Jonghyuk belonged here.

“Yoo Jonghyuk, you too-”

“There is no time for pathetic stories. It isn’t over yet.” —

As expected, Yoo Jonghyuk was Yoo Jonghyuk.

:)

Yoo Jonghyuk asked, “Kim Dokja still isn’t awake?”

“Not yet.”

“He is a lazy bastard.”

lazy bastard (affectionate, worried)

The demon king laughed. [I came to see the Demon King of Salvation. Where is he?]

“Why are you looking for him?”

[I have a lot to say, as a Seeker of the End]

“...Seeker of the end? Talk to me and get lost.”

Like ex and new boyfriend confronting each other. Or maybe home wrecker and home owner- (because Asmodeus told Jonghyuk Dokja’s secret)

[Next are the third candidates!]

I was shocked to witness the scene.

...What was this?

-Kim Dokja. There is only one chance.

-It has always been once for me.

Once this screen came up, Uriel and the archangels of Eden screamed.

The two people on the screen were me wand Yoo Jonghyuk. It was the moment we threw a sphere together at Ares.

Comment which scene they should have done instead. And lol- I can’t wait for this to be adapted and Webtoon readers to be like- “waaahh? So this is the cult y’all talked about?”

Yoo Jonghyuk’s frown deepened more. That jerk, I didn’t like it either. Lee Jihye and Jung Heewon glanced at me before chuckling.

—-I inwardly prayed. ‘Please not the third canidates, Please not the third.’ —

The archangels sighed.

I do wonder how in Mori Jin’s name they didn’t win- they had a whole nebula and more rooting for them!!

I don’t mind that the kids won but who voted? That’s some shady stuff there: child predators or smth


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