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silver, being the most cartoonish of villains and never once missing out on an opportunity to remind daniel that he’s bigger and stronger and more experienced with the most obvious threatening aura of anyone daniel has ever met:
Daniel: that’s so sexy
Daniel: asking johnny to get me a diet coke bc i don’t want to get out of bed and saying “i’ll time you!!!” bc he gets excited and does it faster. absolute dipshit lmao
Daniel: asking johnny to get me a diet coke bc i don’t want to get out of bed and saying “i’ll time you!!!” bc he gets excited and does it faster. absolute dipshit lmao
This made me snort out loud, I legally had to
[On Sirrus’s Birthday]
Sirrus: [holding a wrapped present] You promise you didn't get me bees again?
Achenar: [from a distance] Just open it.
Definitely I don’t care if it takes more time I’m listening to music no matter what I don’t even care if his life is on the line I’m listening to music well I do care about him but music is important
Also I’m using the pronouns used in the post but who knows I’m a lonely person
Modern AU:
Julie: *types into Reddit* Your BFF has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You're driving to rescue him. It's a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there? Yes or no?
Inej: I brushed my teeth with toothpaste that's making everything taste so effervescent.
Jesper: I'm constantly looking up words you say to find out what they mean.
Inej: Teeth are the sharp things in your mouth, and toothpaste helps to keep them clean and shiny.
Bruce: I asked my son what he wanted for dinner and he said, "Not a burned quesadilla" because in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of his quesadilla.
Do this to Asterios every time you finish a battle.
Both of these are pretty good summaries of the game, to be honest.
Wilbur: Arson?
Techno: Arson.
Tommy: Arson!
Phil: Please don’t-
Kidou:
{\__/} ( ´︶`) / > 💜 This is my heart
{\__/} ( ˘ ³˘ ) 💜 < \ Nobody can take it.
{\__/} (._. ) < \ Nobody can-
{\___/} ( ｀Д´) / > > HUH??? WHERE’S MY HEART?!
{\____/} (ꐦ ಠ皿ಠ ) / ノ |ノ FUDOUUU!!!!!!
Lancer: Good night!
Ralsei: Sleep tight.
Kris: Don't let the bedbugs crawl into your ears and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.
Susie: Kris what the fuck
Erm. I don't know much bout Polly's ticks. 🥴 *Hicc*
Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊
Ok, I’ll go first
If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️🔥
Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊
Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!
Incorrect Modern HotD Quotes (#113)
Jace: If a pretty girl disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Y/N: Well maybe you should have some principles.
Jace: You're right, maybe I should.
Amity: Luz is the prettiest witch on the boiling isles
Boscha, holding a mirror: I beg to differ
Willow, looking up from her scroll: you gonna be begging for a while
Nugget: its not contraband
Penny, looking in Nugget's briefcase full of nothing but nuggets: It's just... Too much
Nugget: Nugget knows secret robot girl knows its not contraband
Penny: no, no its not- wait what?
Deku speaks the truth and the truth only
Midoriya: My AO3 history is between me and God.
Source: Twitter
😦
Penelope: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Callisto: Aww, thanks—
Penelope: That’s not a good thing.
Callisto: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.