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Incorrect Deltarune Krusie Quotes

Lancer: Dad, I'm scared-

King Spade: Do you trust me son?

Lancer: *goes through an emotional flashback of fatherly son moments which 90% are actually with rouxls except he just pretends it was with King spade*

Lancer: *sobbing softly* Yes dad, I trust you.

King Spade: *immediately walks off once his son starts to fall back* Life lesson #1 never trust anyone-

Lancer: * f a l l s on h i s f a c e* oOmPh

Seam: okay we need to talk about the amount of pillows you sleep with.

Jevil, surrounded by hundreds of pillows, squished right in the middle squinting at seam:...Elaborate.

Jevil: April!

Seam:.. isn't is supposed to be "April fool's?"

Jevil: That's right seam! *Grins widely*

Seam:..?

Jevil: it's me. I'm the April fool.

Kris, signing to Toriel: (Susie was banned from Chicken shack so we had to go out to get some food.)

Susie, grumbling: They shouldn't say all you can eat if they don't MEAN it....

Kris:...

Kris, signing judgmentally:(She ate a chair.)

5 year old Noelle: Dad! There's a human under my bed!

Rudolph: Pfft, there's no human under your bed! But I'll check-

Rudolph: . . .

Rudolph: Kris get out from under there

Rouxls as iconic Shakespeare quotes pt 1:

Computer: Please enter a password.

Queen: *Types in Noelle*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Queen: HOW DARE YOU-

Kris: If you're fortunate enough

Kris: Your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness

Lancer: NOT if I swallow this glowstick!!!

Lancer: Good night!

Ralsei: Sleep tight.

Kris: Don't let the bedbugs crawl into your ears and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.

Susie: Kris what the fuck

Milkshake or Cold One?

Undyne: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?

Chara: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

Papyrus: MIND YOU, ALL OF THIS NONSENSE HINGES ON WHETHER OR NOT THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN.