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Jackie: Steven, can you do something for me?

Steven: I would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene, and take the blame for the crime.

Jackie: Great. Can you do the dishes for me?

Steven: No.

Kirby: Change is inedible.

Meta Knight: Don’t you mean inevitable?

Kirby, spitting out a bunch of pennies: I did not.

Marx: Why can't trees give off something useful like wifi?

Whispy: So just fuck oxygen, right?

Shadow Kirby: I saw Dark Meta Knight chopping onions today and I cried.

Shadow Kirby: Onions was such a good dog.

Sad? Buy a plant. Happy? Buy a plant. Sick of everyone? Buy a huge carnivorous plant and place it by the entrance of your home.

Taranza, probably

Apparently, ending every conversation with Dedede with "yes, my liege" and a deep bow followed by respectful backwards shuffling while avoiding eye contact is considered sarcastic.

Meta Knight

Dark Meta Knight: So I guess robbers broke into our house, drew all over the walls with crayons, but didn't steal anything.

Shadow Kirby: Shit's wild I know.

Kirby: I murdered someone.

Dedede: I'm okay with that. I love you.

-

Kirby: I murdered someone.

Meta Knight: Me too.

Susie applies to Haltmann Works Co.

Haltmann: I called your references.

Susie: Fuck.

Haltmann: They said you're great.

Susie: Nice.

Haltmann: They also said you'd beat them up if they said otherwise.

Susie: Fuck.

Haltmann: And your resume says 'hire me or I'll beat you up'.

Susie: Yeah.

Haltmann: I called the cops.

Susie: Fuck.

Haltmann: They said you'd beat them up if they came.

The G stands for galaxy

Inej: Isn’t it weird how we pay to see other people?

Jesper: you mean prostitution, concerts or movies?

Inej: glasses...

Jason Todd: It is apparently TS Elliot day.

Tim Drake: Does she have an OnlyFans?

Jason Todd: Renowned 1920s poet TS Elliot does not have an OnlyFans, no.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #8

Sevika: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Silco, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Powder/baby Jinx, whispering back: Because I have small hands.

Silco: Because she has small hands.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #20

Baby Jinx: Mr. Silco, what does coffee taste like?

Silco: Unfortunately, not as good as it smells

Baby Jinx: Oh, like shampoo

Arcane Incorrect Quote #28

Silco: If you drank 42 cups of coffee in one sitting, it would kill you.

Jinx: So 41 is the limit

Arcane Incorrect Quotes #51

Jinx: *pulls out a candy bar*

Silco: That's not breakfast.

Jinx: It is if I eat it first thing in the morning.

The Hangman: Holy shit Fabian there’s a girl!

Fabian: What?

The Hangman:Quick rev the engine!

Fabian: I’m not going to-

The Hangman: R e v. t h e. e n g i n e. s o. s h e. k n o w s. h o w. b i g. y o u r. d i c k. i s

tony in iron man 2: in my defense your honor, i simply do not vibe with the law

peter: i’m not a former gifted student. i’m still gifted. put me in a fourth grade class and i’ll annihilate them all like i did the first time