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buff Kristen Applebees save me
Please save me
OF COURSE ALLY'S FIRST MEANIMGFUL ROLL OF THE SEASON IS A NAT 20. THE NAT 20 RULER IS BACK BABY!
I'm now realizing we probably made the bad kid's summer harder because we kept saying "ponder the night thing" for the past 5 years
The bad kids are making me realize just how burnt out I really am. Dang you d20 for making me think about my mental state!
poor adya does NOT want to be there! Let her go! Let her see her friends and paramour!
I don't know how to respond to this episode other than: Kristen is screwed to an unknown degree
Kristen applebees: Profesional fumbler
ALLY, RULER OF NAT 20S, IS BACK BABY!
THAT SEND OFF FOR THAT EPISODE OMG IMAGINE IF AYDA WAS THERE TO SEE THAT
(Given if she knew it was her girlfriend up there lol)

the Elven Oracle and her trusty emotional support familiar
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Agnes is probably my favorite, but Rick is a close second

The Infaethable

My contribution to the fantasy high collab

Rest In Peace Doreen the Lunch Lady...
(My contribution to the FH yearbook collab)

the bad kids!
The Hangman: Holy shit Fabian there’s a girl!
Fabian: What?
The Hangman:Quick rev the engine!
Fabian: I’m not going to-
The Hangman: R e v. t h e. e n g i n e. s o. s h e. k n o w s. h o w. b i g. y o u r. d i c k. i s
I wrote a fanfic
I just started watching Dimension 20’s Fantasy high, halfway through sophomore year, and I do want a fic where people realise just how used to being part of a group the bad kids are. For example-
-I fully believe every single one of them is used to Riz climbing them so he can see better. It’s usually Gorgug, but it’s happened to all of them at some point. They might hold out their arm for him to jump onto a counter, or so he can pin a clue to his board. Before they all sit at a table, at least one of them makes sure their 4’4 friend can jump onto the table.
-Every single one of them has also caught Adaine after she had a vision. Sometimes she can just shake them off, but the big ones make her falter in what she’s doing, which can be dangerous. It happened once in a fight, and now the people standing closest to her are always ready.
-Fabian doesn’t really recognise he has a blind spot with his eye injury, because the others immediately clocked it. But this also means they walk in between him and the road, in case some idiot mounts the curb. They keep an eye on anything to his right, shifting drinks and pushing chairs if they can tell his depth perception is a little off.
-Fig usually stands in the middle of the group to intimidate people into not messing with them, so it’s sort of become habit to just crowd around her. After the battle, if no one’s seriously hurt or anything, everyone just wanders over to Fig. At this point, Fig is always the first one to yell out after a fight, just so they can regroup.
-Gorgug is the go-to for lap-sits, leaning, anything to do with being physically supported by another persons body. His hoodie is soft, and his headphones are loud enough that you can kind of hear it if your leaning on him. His parents weren’t great with nonchalant physical contact, in case he was already upset, so he takes great joy in his friends not being scared to hug him for fun.
-Kristin has left her staff at every single house she could with the bad kids. She leaves her bag in classrooms, the library, the cafeteria. Whenever the group leave somewhere, they do a full scan, because Kristin has probably left something and they grab it for her. No one has any clue who her bag actually belongs to, because all of the bad kids have been seen carrying it around school several times.
The school at large know who the bad kids are, and the town recognise them, but they still don’t know why all of them double check a room before leaving, or collectively carry a small stool around with them. One student with a fantasy iron deficiency faints in class and Kristin catches her before she hits the ground. Once, Fig isn’t in school for a day and all the bad kids have this restless energy about them. It is not uncommon to see them on the field during lunch, curled up in a pile on Gorgug. One guy tries to surprise Fabian from the right and gets body checked by Adaine before it even registers.
It’s sort of uncomfortable for everyone to see any of them without the others, because it means a) the rest of them committed a crime, b) the rest of them are committing a crime, or c) the rest of them are about to run in and start planning to commit a crime. And no one wants to lose their plausible deniability here.
Doreen said ‘Don’t trust the faculty’ and she MEANT IT!!!
The real reason Fig never trusted Porter is because she has Doreen’s hair net…
EVERY time that K2 is on the screen I cannot breathe. I think it has to be one of the funniest bits in fantasy high herstory.
The K2/Fabian relationship is SO fucking funny too. He was really lured by that vertical twerking I guess…