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Go gorgug

Zac oyama how the fuck do you roll two nat 20s during downtime how how how

You're Sofia Lee. You're drunk on hand sanitiser and in need of a dollar slice. Everything goes quangley and the best explanation your brain can come up with is that you just got cast in Wicked. Next thing you know, you're high above a fairytale land sharing a flying van with a green skinned teen.

okay not to over analyze a lighthearted piece of dialogue from freshman year but when gorgug dies and wilma&digby are upset because they don't know how to connect with him in that feeling, it makes me think abt transracial adoptee gorgug and the experience of white parents who fundamentally do not understand their child of colour and cannot bridge the gap to sympathizing with things they do not relate to. i know wilma&digby love him and i think they're good parents, but the stance in fandom that they're perfect parents is very strange to me tbh. their house is too little for their son to exist.

Fantasy High - Fig Faeth

This was the first thing I drew when I came back to my IPad a few months ago. I had just started watching Dimension 20 at the same time. LOVED it- sooo

Also bonus Gorgug doodle~

My favorite low quality children!

Jr year baby!

why can't nonbinary people ever have normal names its always some shit like gorgug thistlespring, riz gukgak, fabian aramais seacaster, adaine abernant, kristen applebees, or figueroth faeth

he swings both ways... with an axe.

happy gorgug is bi month!

Say hi, intrepid heroes! 💫🎲

I missed the bad kids so much, I can't wait to see them again in January!

Can we also talk about how even though it wasn’t always strictly helpful/necessary, they all instinctively made sure Gorgug wasn’t ever alone on deck? Like, Kristen came in and swapped out for Jawbone, then when Kristen saved Gorgug’s life and had to go back down because she was dying to death, Adaine came up and stayed there? Like girl whatchu doin up there? And Gorgug is our TANK he’s literally BUILT for this he’s taking the damage and THROWING IT BACK AT THEM and they’re all like hmm. Friend (:

Also I’m so upset we didn’t get to see Fabian’s childhood friend and Bill’s old compatriot The Tornado Full Of Gold in action and I hope we get to see that in one of these last two episodes. Like, Yas Brennan, you’re right that’s what we wanted.

And that moving tattoo? That’s the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. Eugenia was literally told ok don’t do that do this instead and she was like hmmm what if I do both and after all this am I supposed to be surprised that Riz has taken up smoking? But also his mom is gonna chastise it out of him. Fig running the party while falling from the sky???? BLARMEY, that’s bonkers, y’all. And the way they explained it all into the books frankly more than they had to for dnd, where the dm can truly just say because I said so at any time and these people (Brennan in particular) truly just. Pieced it together. Fixed it up. Christ. Blimey. I said Blimey.

D20 Fantasy High Jr Yr Ep18 Spoilers and plenty of profanity:

DAWG WHAT!?!?! HUH!?!?! First of all the battle was a fucking RAGER! My girl Eugenia is literally the best EVER!! Fig on fucking GERARD NEIGH!????? Perfection.

Fucking. Beardsley. I pray, in the heat of battle, I have the luck of Beardsley - may one day these otherworldly rolls grace my mere mortal fingertips.

I am truly, in all realness of this word - flabbergasted. I am, taken aback. I am shocked. I am fucking knocked prone. My heart has not stopped racing. What a fucking beauty of an episode 😤🥹😭🔥🫡

*screaming crying kicking throwing up*

PS gorgug I still love you no matter how fucked up your face is from all that acid damage. Crit forever babyyyyy

Alright (cracks knuckles) time to look up what flowers mean.

Adaine: Purple Crocus. Dignity, success, cheer, youthful joy, spirit, grace, positivity, optimism, growth, and elegance. This flower represents “the start of a new cycle.” She’s so successful and impressive and graceful, and she just happens to be the elven oracle? She’s the epitome of hope and beginnings, she can literally see the future, and she’s incredibly powerful and brings so much good on the world. He wants to manifest happiness for her in any way he can.

Fabian: Tiger Lily. Prosperity, luck, strength, wealth, pride, success, heart, resilience, and courage. This flower is a dare. This is Fabian to a T, and not just because he’s rich— Fabian is the resilient and strong one, he’s full of pride and confidence but also genuineness and courage in tough spots. He’s maximum legend, who else could have a powerful enough image for this flower?

Kristen: Petunia. Comfort, passion, hope, spiritual purity, beginnings, resentment, anger, and creativity. This is kind of the vibes flower. Not only is Kristen creative and hopeful and passionate (and vengeful and spiteful), but of course she’d have the flower for good beginnings, she creates gods! The spiritual yet moody nature of this flower makes it perfect for her. Cassandra loves it too.

Fig: Red Hyacinth. Beauty, commitment, pride, power, joy, forgiveness, sincerity, playfulness, and lightheartedness. It’s literally the playful flower. Who’s more playful than Fig, in personality and literally, with her bass? She commits, not to “going to class” or things like that, but to her strong, powerful energy, and to her friends. She’s just chilling, and also doing the most batshit crazy stuff you’ve ever seen, and she’s perfect for it.

Riz: Purple Iris. Wisdom, courage, respect, chivalry, admiration, trust, heartfelt connection, valor, nobility, and reverence. This is a symbol of royalty, and the flower that guides people to heaven. Obviously this is Riz, and Gorgug really must be the greatest wizard of all time because he attributed this flower to Riz before Riz even really was respected! This is our genius, our sleuth, and also one of the most courageous people in existence, and Gorgug can’t fathom why people look down on him (figuratively) for being a goblin. Gorgug treats this as his personal little medal of valor for Riz, the courageous ball. It’s also clever because the iris is part of your eye and he’s always looking for clues and… just me? Ok.

Riz eventually cracked the case on this whole flowers-symbolism thing, noticing the patterns and deciding to do some research and was kind of confused by his at first. He cried a little when he realized how much Gorgug, as a burgeoning intellectual, low key high key respects him. He brought this flower information to the others one day, giving them the basic overview on what he could find for their flowers’ meanings.

In a wave of sentiment, they decided to do something back for Gorgug, to show him he’s special and appreciated too. After a lot of reading and searching and confusion and secretly calling Wilma & Digma on the phone, they decide on yellow alstroemerias. They each procure one and, the next day, swarm him with them. He realizes what’s going on and cries, and then they spend a whole lovely day together talking about flowers, Gorgug explaining all his choices to the utmost detail, inadvertently showing off just how much care and intention went into all this. Now flowers are just a little bit special to everyone, and all of the bad kids have a favorite flower: crocuses, tiger lilies, petunias, hyacinths, irises, and alstroemerias.

Boy, I got a little carried away there, hm? Anywho, here are the flowers: (click on em, they’ve all got the names on there)

More Bad Kids headcanons because I’ve caught up, and I have feelings. Long post here.

-Everything Gorgug makes for the party, weapons, accessories, ect, has flowers on it. Each member has its own flower (I don’t know flower symbolism, sorry), and it’s stylised based on what he made for them.

-The entire party hates porcelain dolls. And masks. Anything to do with Baron. Adine used to have a collection of porcelain dolls, but they were in the attic when her house burnt down. She’s a little grateful for that now.

-For his birthday, the party put together a clues board for Riz that held everything they liked about him. Pictures of them hanging out, lists of affirmations and assurances, all connected by Riz’s string catagories. He keeps it in his office, in front of where the broken mirror was.

-Fabian will employ anyone to help with his dance practise. Usually Gorgug, since he’s big and can spot Fabian easily, but Kristin has also helped since she got buff. The others cheer him on, just like they do in bloodrush.

-Fig is the most encouraging of everyone’s self-expression. She is indeterminate of who she grabs to practise painting nails, and Fabian learns eyeliner from her. She is also great at knowing when someone is flirting with her friends, but can’t figure it out for herself.

-Kristin has a bunch of stuff from different religions, from the time she was researching different practises. Some she gives away to other worships who use them, but some she keeps either for sentiment or because she uses them with Cassandra.

LISTEN: if you’ve watched fantasy high sophomore year from @dimension20official then you need to think about it while listening to bury a friend by billie eilish, because holy shit do the lyrics line up with some of the events. chills

if there is one thing i have accomplished in life, it’s that i got my preppy older sister who made fun of me for liking nerd stuff into dimension 20. arthur aguefort is her favorite character.

fig faeth

adaine abernant

kristen applebees

gorgug thistlespring

fabian aramais seacaster

riz gukgak

tracker o’shaughnessy

garthy o’brien

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the bad kids™️ + 2 of my favorite npcs, made on picrew, artist is elenaillustrate!!

i’m personally happy that more people know about dimension 20 now, because the struggle of typing in riz gukgak in spotify and getting no hand curated playlists was harrowing

now there’s a whole arsenal of sad and specific songs at the ready

Gorgugeous Thistlespring and Figueroth Slayeth

My commissions are open btw <3

Twitch Streamer Mary Ann Skuttle AU

She almost exclusively plays video games, tho sometimes she reviews the quality and cuteness of plushies. Sometimes she updates people on her quokki pet's level or how her personal AC Island looks, or her longest running Stardew Farm. (Maru IS her favorite Stardew marriageable NPC because it reminds her of her "loser boyfriend".)

Sometimes she gets her friends to play games with her on stream, or they're just in the background hanging out. Once when a game comes out that Mary Ann is legit excited for (in her own way) everyone gathers in a little watch party in the background with snacks as they settle in for the Marathon stream about to happen.

If she misses some streams she probably tosses out a simple update about her and her friends being on a quest or something similar that she implies is kinda lame. Her watchers KNOW she's an adventurer but there is never any elaboration.

They also know she has a boyfriend but known VERY little about him.

Loser Boyfriend™️ Confirmed Facts

1. Loser

2. His quokki pets gameplay is trash

3. Also an adventurer ig

4. Plays drums sometimes

5. They officially met when she curb-stomped his ass at a sports tryouts and he got mad. (No elaboration)

6. He made her a switch capable of running ROMhacks and mods.

7. Half-orc. The only times they have ever seen him is once or twice when he wordlessly hands her a mango soda from off screen. They have an entire emote of his hand with the soda bottle they spam sometimes. (#bottleboi)

Which is to say when Gorgug shows up in the background of the stream one day, cause Mary Ann rearranged or was streaming from somewhere else temporarily, people start freaking out.

Mary Ann notices but only comments "yeah, that's my loser boyfriend. Don't worry about it."

THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE MARY ANN!!!

THAT'S GORGUG THISTLESPRING, FAMOUS 4X WORLD SAVING RENOWN ADVENTURER BEFORE HE EVEN FINISHED HIGHSCHOOL, THE FIRST EVER BARBIFICER IN THE WORLD, AND GODDAMN FAMOUS ROCK STAR.

YOU CALL HIM YOUR LOSER BOYFRIEND?????

"His quokki pets gameplay is trash."

MA'AM-

Gorgug is so tinkery now! And HIS AXE IS AWESOME!

I'm now realizing we probably made the bad kid's summer harder because we kept saying "ponder the night thing" for the past 5 years