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Scott: You’re too fast for me Crowley.
Peter: I will break up with you if you quote Good Omens one more fucking time.
Scott: …
Peter: Don’t you dare.
Scott: Don’t let me tempt you.
Peter: THAT’S IT-
Pietro: Why is our daughter crying?
Scott: She took a “Which famous Mutant are you?” quiz.
Pietro: Who’d she get?
Scott: Deadpool.
Scott: Oh fuck!
Peter: Not again.
Channel 4: “-and in other news, the mutant Magneto was spotted at an elementary school in Westchester County with Professor Charles Xavier. When asked for comment, he said ‘F—— off, we’re trying to enjoy grandparent’s day lunch.’”
Peter: I need to go call the school.
Scott: Hush, they’re saying something else.
Channel 4: “When asked who their grandchildren were, Xavier gestured vaguely and said ‘Most of them.’”
Peter: Late at night I toss and I turn, And I dream of what I need.
Scott: Jesus Christ, not again.
Peter: *stares at him and opens his mouth*
Scott: Don’t-
Peter: I NEED A HERO I’M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO ’TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT HE’S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE’S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE’S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT
Charles: I’m so glad you’re teaching the children computer science, I’m sure it’s a very intellectual experience.
Peter: *nodding sagely* Only the best for the students at Xavier’s School For Gifted Youngsters.
Scott:*Thinking about how for the final project Peter told the kids to make movie scenes about Charles and Erik using a box of restricted tapes* Of course, the kids deserve the world.
Bonus:
Peter: Do you want to see my favorite submission?
Scott:*already laughing* Yes!
Peter: Behold “Watch What Happens, Bitch” by Jean-Paul Beaubier.
Peter: Bye everyone.
Peter: *kisses Scott and leaves the room*
Everyone: …
Jean: What just happened?
Kurt: Did Peter just kiss you?
Scott: *stares at them* I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
Jubilee: Peter just kissed you!
Scott: *shakes his head* You people are delusional.
Scott: *leaves room*
Kurt: I’m so confused.
Jubilee: Same.
Charles: For the love of god, Scott!
Scott: I didn’t do anything!
Charles: Stop thinking about fucking my son when I’m in the room!
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Tim Drake: Throw my decaying ass body in Chernobyl so I can finally achieve my lifelong dream of becoming Shrödringers bitch
Bruce Wayne staring in horror: Tim-
I just had the weirdest experience when i was reading this book, the first Arthur Quinn. What happened is that my brain switched from french to English for a few seconds so I was reading in English when the book is in french and I was so confused i had to take a few minutes.
So now I'm wondering what's next? Next time I'll read in English will my brain decide to randomly switch to Arabic? Italian? Tamazight?
Not cool brain.
Eating Mexican food on my piano may not have been the best idea, but a lot of things that happen on my piano are not good ideas.
— Ravenclaw
Arcane Incorrect Quote #7
Jinx: In my defense, I was in a silly goofy mood
Caitlyn: You killed at LEAST half of the police force
I have just made a hilarious discovery....
Merida (yes the Disney princess) is the child of Gimli and Legolas from Lord of The Rings.
Think about it, Gimli has red hair and stubbornness.
Legolas has the skill with the bow and the incredible hair length and shiny-ness.
MERIDA HAS ALL OF THESE COMBINED!!!!!!!!
Don’t ask me how this is possible but yeah. I believe that Merida is the child of Gimli and Legolas. Try to make me change my mind, I dare you!
😂