Incorrect Hogwarts Houses Quotes - Tumblr Posts
*6th Year after James and Lily started dating*
James: Lily's boyfriend.
Sirius: wha-
James: is a lucky guy , I mean look a-
Peter: But it's you
Remus knowing what's coming: oh no-
James:yeah you damn right
James: When you die can I date your brother?
Sirius: Oh of course you can!
James: I hope you die soon
Sirius: wha-
Regulus: James-
James: Was that my outside voice-?
Moving pictures are basically gifs in the wizarding world-
Lily and Remus: does literally anything
Sirius and James: falls even more
James: so everyone, this is my girlfriend Lily :D
Remus & Sirius together: GINGER?! YOU FUCKING WEIRDO
Sirius: what if the only reason we cannot walk through the mirror is because our reflection blocks us?
James: what if they're protecting us though? What if they know the other side is horrifying and painful and they're trying to keep us from crossing over
Sirius: I must be on the wrong side of the mirror then
James: maybe you're the reflection then-
Remus: I swear to merlin if you two dont shut the fuck up
October 31st 1981
They weren't ready. James heard a spell being casted outside their house. "Take Harry and leave I'll hold him back". James Potter's last words.. Lily stayed strong for Harry knowing that her love was dead downstairs , killed by Lord Voldemort. "Have mercy, have mercy for Harry". Lily Evans' last words. Today marks the 40th anniversary of the demise of James Potter and Lily Evans and only one responsible: Peter Pettigrew. Remus had lost his everything that day.. Sirius was sent to Azkaban by being framed by Peter Pettigrew after killing 12 muggles in a street.
Lily Evans (1960 to 1981)
James Potter (1960 to 1981)
Sirius Black (1959 to 1995)
Remus Lupin (1960 to 1998)
Peter Pettigrew (1960 to 1998)
The Marauders
-1971 to 1981
Remus giving Sirius a present: Happy birthday love
Sirius in tears: THANK YOU
Lily: I love you
Baby Harry: you love me....
Let's go out .. and kill..barney
Lily: nO we don't kill Harry
Baby Harry: WITH A BIG SHOTGUN
Lily: no no no
Baby Harry: Barney's on the floor
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR
Remus: we have a History of magic essay due tomorrow
Sirius: eh I'll copy off of Prongs
Peter: Charms homework is due today as well
Sirius: Moony'll lend me his
Lily: Sirius ,professor Mcgonagall wants me to tutor you in transfiguration
Sirius: I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON
Sirius: I don't wanna be a person anymore
Remus: you ok? What's wrong?
Sirius: I'm tired of it
Sirius: I want to be a DINOSAUR
Remus: nO
Sirius holding baby Harry for the first time: ....want a beer?
Lily and Remus: HE'S A BABY
Sirius: I DON'T KNOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO???
Remus: *to Sirius* I don't like your last name
Sirius: yeah me neither
Remus: you should change it
Sirius: to what though?
Remus: Lupin *walks awards*
Sirius:
Sirius: did you just propose to me-
Sirius: REMUS JOHN LUPIN GET BACK HERE NOW
Lily: you know that will kill you right?
Remus,smoking: we know
Sirius,drinking: just trying to speed things up
James,eating raw cookie dough: yeah
Lily: James I'm cold
James: here take my jacket
Sirius: moony I'm cold too
Remus: incendio
Remus: look at that dog! It's so cute
Sirius:
James: Sirius don't-
Sirius: YOU BETRAYED ME CAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU'LL NEVER BE SORRY FOR THE WAY I HEART YEAHHHH YOU'D TALK TO HER WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER LOVED YOU AT YOUR WORST-
Remus: STOP. NOW!
* Lily writing with a pen *
James: hey what's that you're writing with?
Lily thinking how this man is 17: .... ok so it's like a quill but the ink is inside it and you'd not have to dip it y'know?
James: cOoL. And you made that?
Lily:.......yyeehss
Remus smirking: oi James, how does the television work?
James: oooooh so it's SO freaking nice like those tiny muggle people just give up their lives to do the television and like they'll act out shows and they'll tell you the news ,they just do whatever you ask them to do and it's so freaking nice just so nice
Lily: Remus I'm not letting this continue
Remus: no Lily pleasee
Lily: James- how would the muggle people turn so tiny without a shrinking charm.?
James realizing: that's not how a television works right?
Lily: no
Remus awkwardly trying to flirt: you have a face, it's nice
Sirius: no I don't
Remus:
Sirius: I don't have a face ,I have a-
Remus: what?
Sirius: I don't know i was just trying to be mysterious
James: oh merlin they're just as bad as each other
Remus: not. a. word.
Sirius:
Sirius: Fergalicious
Remus: I said not words!
Sirius: Oh I see two weeks ago when we were playing scrabble it wasn't a word . Suddenly it's a word because its convenient to you