Remus: Look At That Dog! It's So Cute

Remus: look at that dog! It's so cute

Sirius:

James: Sirius don't-

Sirius: YOU BETRAYED ME CAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU'LL NEVER BE SORRY FOR THE WAY I HEART YEAHHHH YOU'D TALK TO HER WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER LOVED YOU AT YOUR WORST-

Remus: STOP. NOW!

Lily: you know that will kill you right?

Remus,smoking: we know

Sirius,drinking: just trying to speed things up

James,eating raw cookie dough: yeah

When it was slow and aimless and sweet like this, Regulus couldn’t help but think about how a real relationship would be with James, waking up next to him every morning, knowing he’d be there every night.

James’ kisses were like fire, burning Regulus from the inside out, his fingers like magnets pulling them into him, crashing them together like a wave into the shore.

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Remus: ok. WHY ARE THERE CHICKEN NUGGETS ALL OVER THE FRONT LAWN?

Sirius whispering to James: why are there chicken nuggets all over the front lawn?

James whispering back: I planted chicken nugget trees

Sirius: James planted chicken nugget trees

Remus: you two will be the death of me

*Regulus cackling in the background*

Lily: I love you

Baby Harry: you love me....

Let's go out .. and kill..barney

Lily: nO we don't kill Harry

Baby Harry: WITH A BIG SHOTGUN

Lily: no no no

Baby Harry: Barney's on the floor

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

Sirius holding baby Harry for the first time: ....want a beer?

Lily and Remus: HE'S A BABY

Sirius: I DON'T KNOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO???