Remus Smirking: Oi James, How Does The Television Work?

Remus smirking: oi James, how does the television work?

James: oooooh so it's SO freaking nice like those tiny muggle people just give up their lives to do the television and like they'll act out shows and they'll tell you the news ,they just do whatever you ask them to do and it's so freaking nice just so nice

Lily: Remus I'm not letting this continue

Remus: no Lily pleasee

Lily: James- how would the muggle people turn so tiny without a shrinking charm.?

James realizing: that's not how a television works right?

Lily: no

Lily: James I'm cold

James: here take my jacket

Sirius: moony I'm cold too

Remus: incendio

* Jegulus texting *

James: :(

Regulus: turn that frown upside down

James: ):

Regulus: listen here you little shit

Remus: do you lot think before you speak?

James and Sirius: yes, we think "wow that's hilarious" and then we say it

Lily: I love you

Baby Harry: you love me....

Let's go out .. and kill..barney

Lily: nO we don't kill Harry

Baby Harry: WITH A BIG SHOTGUN

Lily: no no no

Baby Harry: Barney's on the floor

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

Remus giving Sirius a present: Happy birthday love

Sirius in tears: THANK YOU