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Arcane Incorrect Quote #26
Caitlyn: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?
Vi: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #29
Jinx: I'm not saying another word without my lawyer present.
Caitlyn: You made yourself the lawyer.
Jinx: Exactly. And I want my present.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #32
Jinx: Here's a fun Christmas idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!
Caitlyn: Jinx, no.
Vi: Mistlefoe
Caitlyn: Please stop encouraging her.
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No but Arcane has such a good range of female characters like everyone involved in these designs understood the assignment for real đ©đ
Arcane Incorrect Quote #35
Jinx: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Caitlyn: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Jinx: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Caitlyn: Somehow that's worse.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #39
Jinx: Is this your plan B?
Caitlyn: Technically, this is plan P.
Jinx: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Caitlyn: Yes, but I marry Vi in plan M.
Vi: I like plan M.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #41
Caitlyn: Vi, please calm down.
Vi: I asked for two large fries!
Vi: *dumps fries onto table*
Vi: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #42
Caitlyn: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Vi: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #44
Jinx: Would you like something to drink? *she opens the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Caitlyn: Spiders?
Jinx: Spiders it is then.
Caitlyn: No, that wasnât-
*But she was already pouring her a brimming glass of spidersâŠ*
Arcane Incorrect Quote #46
Caitlyn: Ew, what kind of tea is this?
Vi: I boiled Gatorade
Arcane Incorrect Quote #47
Jinx: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Caitlyn: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #48
Vi: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Caitlyn: Aww-
Vi: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #50
Caitlyn: You have the right to remain silent.
Jinx: I choose to waive that right!
Jinx: *screaming*
Arcane Incorrect Quote #53
Caitlyn: Morning. How are you doing?
Vi: I'm whelmed, thank you for asking.
Caitlyn: That's nice.
Caitlyn:
Caitlyn: *pauses mid coffee sip* Hold on... "Whelmed?"
Vi: Yeah. I'm not overwhelmed or underwhelmed, I'm just... whelmed.
Caitlyn: That isn't a thing.
Vi: I'm making it a thing.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #55
Jinx: Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!
Caitlyn: But I'm a vegan.
Jinx: Wakey wakey, vegetables and sadness.
Yo could you do headcannons for jinx, Vi and Caitlyn x reader whoâs first language is German :)
I'd love to!

Vi
Doesn't know much German, but she tries
She started taking lessons for you
She makes a few mistakes, but she's getting there
After a week she learned some simple phrases (âI love you,â âhow are you,â âmy name is...â etc.). Yay! đđđ
Sheâs a sucker for foreign romantic phrases
So sheâll also call you the cutest German pet names she can find
If anyone picks on you for your broken English (if any) sheâll offer to fight them
Answer wisely, though, because sheâll almost always take every joking âyesâ seriously

Jinx
Yâall already KNOW that this girl is willing to do literally ANYTHING for you
No matter how boring it is to her because youâre like her favorite person ever
She wants you to teach her German, but also wants to teach you English
You guys have a fun way of teaching each other, picking up random objects around her hideout and naming it
She picks up a cup, you say âtasseâ and she repeats it. You pick up a pencil, she says âpencilâ and you repeat it. Thatâs just an example anyway
Can and will fight anyone who makes fun of your broken English
Like, she WILL do it, thereâs no reasoning with her lmao

Caitlyn
Cait has studied a LOT of languages, German being one of them
Like Jinx, sheâs determined to teach you how to speak English, too
She has a different way of doing it, though
Instead of picking up random objects and telling you the name of them, sheâll have you throw some random phrases out there, then sheâll translate them into English and then youâll repeat it
You guys end up saying some romantic phrases to each other as well which is just aaaa so sweet
Sometimes youâll have conversations in English, sometimes in German. Bonus points if she learns new words and phrases
Wonât hesitate to shoot someone if theyâre a bitch to you
Youâre trying so hard to learn more English from her and also she finds your accent so cute
Sheâs gonna protect you at all costs
I'm gonna write an Arcane crackfic and I AM going to take it seriously
It's gonna be a modern school AU and it might touch serious topics, it'll be posted on Ao3 and the links will be posted here (as well as the story if you prefer to read it on tumblr)
Arcane Incorrect Quote #57
Caitlyn: What happened to your nose?
Vi: I used it to break some guy's fist.