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Vi: I would fight Satan for our love.
Caitlyn: Honestly, you would fight Satan for fun. I don’t feel so special
cait/vi
Damn, Caitlyn, what did you get yourself into?
It’s kind of funny to think that Caitlyn’s plan was to just interview the tattoo goon from the airship about who he worked for and then a few days later ended up neck deep in the family drama of the single mind behind the Undercity’s organized crime that she was looking for, his mentally ill daughter who HATES her, and her estranged sister who is a prisoner that Caitlyn broke out of jail when she couldn’t interview tattoo goon because said estrange sister broke his jaw.
Leading to Caitlyn breaking the estrange sister out of prison only to learn she is a highly regarded figure in the Undercity due to her and her sister’s adopted father being the former mob boss in charge. However, he was killed by the current mob boss after said prisoner’s sister severely injured their adopted father and killed their two brothers in an attempt to save her family by using the Hextech crystals they stole from Caitlyn’s family’s beneficiary and really her only friend from the current mob boss’s first human-shimmer monster.
And all of THIS essentially boils down to a shouting match between the mob boss and sister fighting over who loves the insane teenage girl more, despite the fact that she has kidnapped all of them and has made it very clear that she is a very dangerous and unstable individual.
Oh, and this family drama will have major consequences for not just the Undercity, but Piltover and a good chunk of the world; because said mentally ill teenage girl is a genius who figured out Hextech and created a shark rocket and has just fired it at the council, because she has once again accidently killed her father and now Caitlyn’s mom is definitely going to die, because Caitlyn didn’t want to shoot the mentally ill teenager because Caitlyn is falling for her sister.
And again, all Caitlyn wanted to do was interview some random thug and prove herself as a detective and now she has untold amounts of trauma to deal with.
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Caitlyn: I’m going to interview this prisoner and prove myself as a detective.
Caitlyn: The estranged sister is fine af, why wouldn't I break her out?
Caitlyn, later:
It’s kind of funny to think that Caitlyn’s plan was to just interview the tattoo goon from the airship about who he worked for and then a few days later ended up neck deep in the family drama of the single mind behind the Undercity’s organized crime that she was looking for, his mentally ill daughter who HATES her, and her estranged sister who is a prisoner that Caitlyn broke out of jail when she couldn’t interview tattoo goon because said estrange sister broke his jaw.
Leading to Caitlyn breaking the estrange sister out of prison only to learn she is a highly regarded figure in the Undercity due to her and her sister’s adopted father being the former mob boss in charge. However, he was killed by the current mob boss after said prisoner’s sister severely injured their adopted father and killed their two brothers in an attempt to save her family by using the Hextech crystals they stole from Caitlyn’s family’s beneficiary and really her only friend from the current mob boss’s first human-shimmer monster.
And all of THIS essentially boils down to a shouting match between the mob boss and sister fighting over who loves the insane teenage girl more, despite the fact that she has kidnapped all of them and has made it very clear that she is a very dangerous and unstable individual.
Oh, and this family drama will have major consequences for not just the Undercity, but Piltover and a good chunk of the world; because said mentally ill teenage girl is a genius who figured out Hextech and created a shark rocket and has just fired it at the council, because she has once again accidently killed her father and now Caitlyn’s mom is definitely going to die, because Caitlyn didn’t want to shoot the mentally ill teenager because Caitlyn is falling for her sister.
And again, all Caitlyn wanted to do was interview some random thug and prove herself as a detective and now she has untold amounts of trauma to deal with.
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Caitlyn: I’m going to interview this prisoner and prove myself as a detective.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #2
Vi: What if I poured coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Caitlyn, taking the coffee pot from Vi: What if you didn't?
Arcane Incorrect Quote #9
Caitlyn: How's the sexiest person here~?
Vi: I don't know, how are they~?
Caitlyn, flustered: I-
Jinx, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #11
Caitlyn: If you say anything in French, it automatically becomes romantic, fancy, and poetic.
Vi: Baguette
Arcane Incorrect Quote #16
Vi: They're literally on the menu. I'm looking at them right now, it LITERALLY says mozzarella sticks!
Caitlyn: WE. DON'T. HAVE ANYMORE.
Vi: How about you go to the damn freezer, then, and unfreeze them, because I-
Caitlyn: We make them FRESH, like the ITALIANS
Vi: Why don't you stop lying to yourself?
Caitlyn: Why do you want the mozzarella sticks so bad?
Vi: Maybe so I can, um, I don't know, SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS?
Caitlyn: Maybe I'd like that.
Vi: ...
Arcane Incorrect Quote #24
Caitlyn: Vi, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?
Vi: No, it’s mine.
Caitlyn: It... looks just like the one I have...
Vi: You don’t have one like this anymore.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #26
Caitlyn: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?
Vi: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.