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Incorrect Harry Potter #80
Ravenclaw: Gryff, I went through your search history yesterday.
Gryffindor: Um..I can explai-
Ravenclaw: Why the fuck are you still playing club penguin?
Ravenclaw: Are you guys nervous about the presentation tomorrow?
Hufflepuff: I’m just hoping that everything will be alright!
Ravenclaw: I’m freaking out here! That will define our grades!
Slytherin: I’m chill.
Ravenclaw: HOW?!
Slytherin: I just keep in my mind that time is slowly passing by and our presentation doesn’t matter, because we are getting closer to our deaths and everything we know and care about is going to end. So why bother?
Ravenclaw:
Hufflepuff: … Do you need a hug?
The Houses As Things My Friends Have Said
Gryffindor: "Is this water? It smells like water."
Ravenclaw: "I would really like to like nature, but nature just doesn't like me. And it's terrible."
Hufflepuff: "Someday you'll see me and I'll have my cat in a baby swing."
Slytherin: "I’ve just lost all will to care about people’s feelings. Like unless we’re super close, I could care less how my words hurt you."
Ravenclaw: Huff, we need to talk.
Hufflepuff: About what?
Ravenclaw: Your online shopping addiction.
Hufflepuff: I do not have an addiction!
Ravenclaw: You're literally out of money! You spent it all on fandom tees!
Hufflepuff: What do you mean I'm out of money? I only bought 73!
Ravenclaw: My point exactly.
Ravenclaw: I'm not much of a dog person.
Hufflepuff: I just, I don't really agree with that.
The Houses As Questions That Have Been Asked At My School
Gryffindor: "If there's a school shooter, couldn't we just grab that burner plate over there and yeet it into their face?"
Ravenclaw: "To be fair, what kind of person lives in a pineapple?"
Hufflepuff: "But what if I want to marry a gay turtle?"
Slytherin: "Who moved my knife over there?"
The Houses As Things I Said While Playing Dr. Mario At 1AM (ik it’s a long title don’t judge)
Gryffindor: “BroskyEET”
Ravenclaw: “I’m fixing things that don’t even need to be fixed instead of fixing my actual problems.”
Hufflepuff: *laughing* “It’s not even funny, I’m just laughing at my own stupidity at this point.”
Slytherin: “I just got a splinter from my leggings and I’m so confused.”
*broskyeet = broski + yeet
Hufflepuff: “Bro?”
Gryffindor: “Yeah, bro?”
Hufflepuff: “I love you, bro.”
Gryffindor, affectionately: “Bro.”
Eating Mexican food on my piano may not have been the best idea, but a lot of things that happen on my piano are not good ideas.
— Ravenclaw
Gryffindor: You’re like the devil reincarnate.
Slytherin, tearing up: Thank you.
Dumbledore: Gryffindor wins the house cup!
Gryffindor: *fortnite dances*
Sorry, I stopped listening. My brain was hurting.
— Ravenclaw
Slytherin: I’m 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, and 20% don’t care.
Ravenclaw: That’s 110%.
Slytherin: 20% don’t care.
Ravenclaw: I should’ve seen that coming.
Hufflepuff: I thought I was meowing back to my cat for the past hour.
Hufflepuff: Turns out it was just Gryff and me meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.