The Houses As Things I Said While Playing Dr. Mario At 1AM (ik Its A Long Title Dont Judge)

The Houses As Things I Said While Playing Dr. Mario At 1AM (ik it’s a long title don’t judge)

Gryffindor: “BroskyEET”

Ravenclaw: “I’m fixing things that don’t even need to be fixed instead of fixing my actual problems.”

Hufflepuff: *laughing* “It’s not even funny, I’m just laughing at my own stupidity at this point.”

Slytherin: “I just got a splinter from my leggings and I’m so confused.”

*broskyeet = broski + yeet

Molly: Okay, you know what? You're in time out. Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!

Ron: *climbing on top of fridge* This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

Mental Health at Hogwarts

madam pomfrey holding informative mental health classes and seminars

guidance counselors who work alongside madam pomfrey

students taking prescription potions for anxiety or depression

house elves making specific meals for students with eating disorders

students with depression becoming too tired to leave their dorms in the mornings

gryffindors with low self esteem and lacking confidence not feeling worthy

ravenclaws becoming stressed and mentally overwhelmed with classes and not feeling worthy

hufflepuffs with depression not finding the joy around their classmates they once did

slytherins with depression and anxiety losing sight of their once abundant goals and their motivation for life

hufflepuffs being there for all students when they’re having a bad day

students with ptsd or rough pasts (like neville) being given permission to leave class if uncomfortable with a lesson

students finding creative ways to self harm like using inscendio on their arms

the head of house having a conversation with, being there for, and supporting a student with sucidal thoughts

dumbledore adressing the student body with open arms and a sad heart if a student suicide occurs, and offering to talk with anyone should they feel the need to

purebloods with anxiety feeling like they don’t live up to their family’s expectations

mental health representation at hogwarts is all i want, please feel free to add more, or reccomend any harry potter mental health fics :)

Gryffindor Headcanon

Secretly films the screen every time they go see a movie because they straight up REFUSE to pay for the DVD to watch at home.

Remus: So, I'm a werewolf.

James: Are you fucking serious?

Remus: Irrelevant to the subject at hand, but yes.

James: ...

James: What?

Sirius: *jazz hands*

Hufflepuff Headcanon

Becomes friends with a caterpillar, accidentally kills said caterpillar, cries and throws a funeral for the caterpillar, and invites everyone they know, including who they believe to be the caterpillar's family.