Questions That Have Been Asked At My School - Tumblr Posts
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The Houses As Questions That Have Been Asked At My School
Gryffindor: "If there's a school shooter, couldn't we just grab that burner plate over there and yeet it into their face?"
Ravenclaw: "To be fair, what kind of person lives in a pineapple?"
Hufflepuff: "But what if I want to marry a gay turtle?"
Slytherin: "Who moved my knife over there?"
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