Luna Maximoff - Tumblr Posts

Hey, I am so sorry that my post for The Ones Who Hurt is taking so long! I'm working on another project right now, and I'm really trying to balance the two, but idk how well of a job I'm doing 😂

I'll try to post who won in a week or two, thank you for the patience 🙏 in the meantime, I'll share a snippet of what I'm currently working on 🤫

Teehee

Charles: You have to pick your battles.

Scott: One of the battles that we picked was to stop Luna and Nathan from running plastic tubes all over the manor and placing hamsters inside of them.

Pietro: They were gonna call it Tube City.

Scott: *bursting into the room* It’s missing!

Peter: *turned away* What’s missing?

Scott: T-the thing!

Peter: *turning with Luna in his arms* What thing?

Scott: Oh, you have it.

Peter: Wh-

Peter: YOU MEANT OUR CHILD?

Pietro: Why is our daughter crying?

Scott: She took a “Which famous Mutant are you?” quiz.

Pietro: Who’d she get?

Scott: Deadpool.

Scott: Oh fuck!

Peter: Not again.

Channel 4: “-and in other news, the mutant Magneto was spotted at an elementary school in Westchester County with Professor Charles Xavier. When asked for comment, he said ‘F—— off, we’re trying to enjoy grandparent’s day lunch.’”

Peter: I need to go call the school.

Scott: Hush, they’re saying something else.

Channel 4: “When asked who their grandchildren were, Xavier gestured vaguely and said ‘Most of them.’”

Luna: Yesterday I came out to my ocko.

Ellie: What did he say?!

Luna: Same, bitch.

Luna: I deadass forgot he’s been hooking up with Professor Summers for a decade.

Luna: Everyone shut up.

Luna:*joins Zoom meeting* Hello, my name is-

Nate: Hey, can I have some of your weed? Mom took all of mine.

Luna: We don’t even have a mom, Nathan!

Pietro: I am a mutant with very high standards.

Scott: I can make spaghetti.

Pietro: Oh no!!! You’re meeting all my standards!!!

Luna: *setting down action figures* And that is how my dads got together.

Scott: That's n-

Scott: Oh, come on, Maximoff. Nobody thinks Luna is my daughter.

Pietro: Raise your hand if you thought Luna was Scott’s daughter.

Everyone: *raises hand*

Scott: Luna, put your hand down.

Pietro: What's happening?

Scott: Luna wanted to eat ice cream for breakfast and when I told her she couldn't, she said she didn't like my any more. So we made a compromise.

Pietro: Which was?

Scott: Luna's on her second bowl of ice cream and now I'm her favorite dad.

Scott: I met this one mutant like five centuries ago–

Pietro: Aw come on, Honey. Not that many centuries ago.

Ellie, to Luna: Your parents are on a whole other level.

Scott: *is watching Jubilee push on a door marked pull while Jean facepalms* God, gay people can be so dumb.

Random Student: That's homophobic.

Scott: I'm not homophobic! My daughter is a lesbian and my son is bisexual!

Pietro: *deep sigh* Scott, we're married-

Luna: *trying to open a jar* Shitty ass lid!

Pietro: *looks at Scott* I wonder where she got that from.

Scott: The fucking fridge.

Luna: Ocko, Dad . . .

Luna: I think I’m a lesbian.

Pietro: Kid, we love and support you no matt—

Scott: *unable to resist* Hi Lesbian, I’m Dad!

Pietro: *slaps Scott*

Alex: What’s he doing here?

Pietro: Hello.

Scott: He lives here.

Alex: You live with Pietro?

Scott: Part of what I wanted to talk about-

Alex: You’re gay.

Scott: I’m not gay!

Alex: Does your girlfriend know?

Scott: I don’t have a girlfriend?

Alex: Well, I guess now we know why.

Luna: *wakes up and starts gurgling in Pietro’s arms*

Alex: And you have a baby.

Scott: She’s not my baby!

Pietro: She is my baby.

Alex: Scott, the least you could do is adopt your gay lover’s baby. I thought Hank and I raised you right.

Luna: Deflate your ego John, you are not the best child. Pyro: Oh yeah? Dads, who’s your favorite child? Nate: Oh come one, parents don’t have a favorite- Peter and Scott: John

Nate: What?!

Pietro: He’s adopted.

Luna: So?

Scott: So we chose to have him as our child.

Pietro: You guys were obviously planned with surrogates, but we had to raise you. John was eight when we adopted him, so the hard part was over. 

Pyro: I knew it! Thanks, Dad, Ocko!

This is weird but could you do some silvercyclops wedding planning headcanons please?

Of course!

-They had adopted Pyro in 1990, and had two children together through surrogates after that. So Pyro is thirty three, Luna is twenty one, and Nate is seventeen when gay marriage is legalized.

-Pyro is the one who calls them asking when the wedding is. “Ocko, when will the svadba(wedding) be? I’m bringing Bobby.”

-They weren’t planning on marrying, they’re fifty eight and sixty four, for fuck’s sake. But after some cajoling(mainly from Ororo and their kids) they agree to have the ceremony at the manor. 

-To the surprise of others, both are very worried about it. They’ve been partners for thirty five years and they want the other to have the most beautiful wedding possible.  -They get binders with detailed plans from Kurt, Ororo, Irene, Jubilee, Pyro, Luna, Wanda, Jean, and most surprisingly, Logan. When asked why he made it he said, “It’s about time you fuckers got married.” He won’t mention anymore details.

-They go tux shopping together. Scott’s is a classic black on white, with a grey bow tie. Pietro’s is a part of his mother’s Sokovian wedding dress transformed into a jacket, and a pair of grey pants. 

-They went wedding ring shopping separately. Scott brought Ororo and Jean with him, and they ended up finding a silver ring with a band of black in the middle of it. He gets it inscribed with the phrase, “Sweet dreams are made of this,” a call back to the music they bonded over. Pietro took Jubilee, and they find a simple, gold ring. He inscribed this with “Miláčik, Milujem ťa,” Sokovian for “Darling, I love you.”

-They spend the night before cuddling in bed, recalling all they’ve done together throughout the years.  -Pietro is walked down the aisle by Charles, Erik, and Marya. All kiss his cheek before they give him away.

-Scott is walked down by Alex and Hank. 

-Nate is their flower person.

-Scott’s groomspeople are Luna, Ororo, Shogo, Jean, Bobby, and Kurt.

-Pietro’s are Pyro, Ellie Camacho(Luna’s partner), Rachel, Jubilee, Warren, and Rogue.

-The ceremony is about forty five minutes long, on the front lawn of the manor, and the happiest day of Scott and Pietro’s lives. 

Ellie: Mr Maximoff’s, Both of you, I have something big to tell you. Peter: Kid, you know you can say anything to us. We’ve known you for years, and there is absolutely nothing that could dent our amazing relationship. Ellie: Great! Thanks! Well, the thing is, I’m dating Luna. Peter: ... Ellie: Mr Maximoff? Scott: Peter? Peter: YOU ARE SO DEAD

Scott: Er, excuse us for a moment, Ellie.

Pietro: SHE WILL NOT!! MYSLÍTE SI, ŽE BY STE MOHLI PRÍSŤ, A VYHLASUJETE, ŽE STE S NAŠIM MALÝM DIEVČATOM?! VEDIA TVOJI OTCOVIA?!(DO YOU THINK YOU COULD COME AND DECLARE THAT YOU ARE WITH OUR LITTLE GIRL?! DO YOUR FATHERS KNOW?!)

Scott: *drags him out of the room*

Ellie: *can hear arguing and. . . was that a punch? They both seem relatively calm when they come back*

Scott: Now that that’s sorted out-

Pietro: Welcome to the family, Ellie!

Three hours later

Ellie: -and then I heard them fighting! After they did that they came out and said welcome to the family! Did they do that for you?

Bobby: Yeah, but they figured John and I would be a package deal so Mr. Maximoff didn’t argue as much.  Ellie: Huh. Perks of dating the adopted kid, I guess. 

Ask inspired X-Men as tweets, enjoy.

Part 2

Lorna: Alright. It’s hard to keep track of who’s marrying who and who’s adopting who, so to keep things simple, I made a family tree. | Lorna: *holds up a paper with a bunch of scribbles on it. | Lorna: Alright, Peter, you are my wife. | Lorna: Oh sorry, I made a mistake. | | Lorna: I spelled ‘disappointment to the entire family’ as ‘wife’

Peter: A common mistake, it should be D.T.T.E.F.

Luna: I don’t think Ocko is a disappointment! I’m part of the family! He’s not a disappointment, right Dad?

Scott: Sweetie, yesterday we had to remind him how to work a flashlight, while he was grading physics homework. He’s smart, but he is a disappointment.  Peter: Exactly, Miláčik.