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Alex: If you hurt Scott, I’ll kill you.
Peter: If I hurt Scott, I’ll kill myself.
Alex: Not if I kill you first.
Scott: A pleasure to watch you two interact, as always.
Hank: My bloodline ends with me.
Alex: That’s the fanciest way I’ve ever heard anyone say that they’re gay.
Scott: *in a hospital bed* What is it, Doctor?
Doctor: Well, the appendix was most likely burst due to pressure during sex.
Alex: SEX!?!
Scott: I can explain-
Alex: Who? It better not be that asshole speedster because I swear to god I will murder him!
Scott: ...
Alex: Peter?! Your roommate, Peter?! You could do so much better than him!
Scott: He’s not that bad!
Alex: *gags* Oh god, now I’m imagining it!
Jubilee: It’s so annoying how Scott is good at everything! There’s got to be SOMETHING he’s terrible at!
Kurt: Yeah. Maybe he’s a bad kisser or something.
Pietro: No, he’s good at that too.
Ororo: What?!
Jubilee: What?
Jean: What?
Alex: WHAT?!
Pietro: . . .
Pietro: What?
Alex: What’s he doing here?
Pietro: Hello.
Scott: He lives here.
Alex: You live with Pietro?
Scott: Part of what I wanted to talk about-
Alex: You’re gay.
Scott: I’m not gay!
Alex: Does your girlfriend know?
Scott: I don’t have a girlfriend?
Alex: Well, I guess now we know why.
Luna: *wakes up and starts gurgling in Pietro’s arms*
Alex: And you have a baby.
Scott: She’s not my baby!
Pietro: She is my baby.
Alex: Scott, the least you could do is adopt your gay lover’s baby. I thought Hank and I raised you right.
Alex: So, you’re gay?
Scott: I’m not gay, obviously.
Ororo: You’re having a romantic relationship with Pietro.
Scott: You’ve got me there!
PFFT HAHA 😂 could you do some headcanons about Alex being a cockblock and a total dick to Peter (right sorry for even asking this it’s a stupid idea like me I am stupid I’m so sooorrrrrrryyyyyyy)
I’m sure you’re not stupid, and I would love to. -Alex had been on a mission with Hank when Scott and Peter decided to share a room. Because of this, he doesn’t know about their relationship for around two months.
-All hell breaks lose on the warm summer day when Alex bursts in without knocking and finds his baby brother spooning with Peter. Alex claims Peter is forcing himself on Scott, Scott’s response is “He’s literally the little spoon, Alex!”
-Alex refuses to talk to Peter or Scott for the rest of the day, muttering variations of “He’s still a baby!” or “How did the boy I helped raise decide dating a twink was a good idea?!” or “Pedophilia.”
-Peter and Scott are confused, “Your brother does know you’re twenty six, right?” “I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m still ten.”
-The next week Alex apologizes to both of them. “Sorry, guys. I guess I’m just protective of Scott because I helped raise him, y’know?”
-All is fine until Alex starts making sure he’s always with Peter.
-Peter and Scott are going to watch a movie? Alex is there. Scott and Peter are sitting together on a couch? Alex is wedging himself between them. Scott and Peter think they’re safe because Alex is on a mission? He sends Hank, who is terribly sorry but he isn’t going to start an argument with his boyfriend about this.
-The thing is, Scott accepts it. “It’s not like he tries to sleep in our room.”
-”Miláčik, have you seen the way he looks at me? I’m pretty sure he’s getting ready to jump me!” Scott laughs it off, thinking Peter is overreacting.
-Peter’s family is divided. Jean, Wanda, Erik, and Nina think he’s telling the truth, Charles thinks Alex has the right to be overprotective, Lorna and David aren’t around enough to care.
-Alex is sneaky, always has been, always will be. He knows how to hide something from his brother, and that knowledge is helping him be the best cockblock ever.
-He knows Scott is oblivious. Hell, it had been obvious that Peter had seen Scott as more than a friend for a few years, and Scott had only realized that recently. But there was a difference between someone liking his brother, and his brother dating that person.
-Ororo and Jubilee just watch the drama from the sidelines, usually with snacks.
Do you have any head canons about Alex (and Hank) raising Scott?
My dude, of course I do. I have moved some of the dates and ages around because the decade time jumps were idiotic. -Alex is fifteen years older than Scott. Scott was an accident baby and their parents didn’t really care about him. Then they died in the plane crash when Scott was two.
-Alex had been Scott’s primary caregiver before the crash, despite being in and out of juvie.
-They live in an orphanage for about a year, and on his eighteenth birthday Alex adopted Scott.
-That’s how he was discovered by Erik and Charles in ‘71. He was a nineteen year old with a small apartment and a four year old son.
-His only condition before joining them was that Scott had a safe place to stay. The CIA agrees and finds a safe house with foster parents. Alex sat Scott down and explained that he would have to leave for a little while, but Scott would be with nice people. Scott was tearful but he was okay as long as he had a picture of Alex along with his favorite toys. -A few months later Alex was being particularly irritable in the manor, and Hank was determined to find out why. He finally cornered Alex and found the words to ask what was wrong. The one thing he wasn’t expecting was Alex crying and saying it was his son’s fifth birthday. Hank spent the rest of the day letting Alex show him pictures of Scott.
-They got closer and started dating, after Erik goes rogue they move in together. Hank is introduced to Scott as “your dad’s boyfriend, Hank.” Hank was nervous that Scott would be scared of him, but Scott thought his fur was awesome. -They start living and teaching in the school when it opens. Hank teaches science classes and Alex teaches a shop class along with tutoring students who had energy based powers.
-They had always suspected Scott was a mutant. He had heterochromia, one of his eyes being blue and the other brown. This didn’t mean he would become a mutant, but the fact that when he was sixteen lasers started shooting out of his eyeballs proved their suspicions. -Scott became aware of Erik’s son when he was twenty three. Pietro was using his speed to rob a jewelry store. Scott had managed to charm the speedster into coming into custody with him and plopped him down in front of Charles with a “found your stepson.”
-Charles convinced Pietro to stay. Let’s just say, Alex was not happy with all the looks between Scott and Pietro.
-Overprotective dad mode was activated.
-He eventually managed to get Pietro alone and talk to him.
-Alex told Hank that Pietro was twenty seven, had a twin, his accent was Sokovian, and he liked to cook. “You got that all from a single conversation?” “Pft, no. I just broke into his room.”
-Alex never deemed Pietro worthy of Scott.
-Pietro remained scared of Alex for the rest of his life. Hank was always nice to him though.
Ask inspired X-Men as tweets, enjoy.
Part 2
Ororo: Wow, I didn’t know that you’re bi.
Scott: What? Just because I wear flannel I’m bi?
Ororo: That’s not what–
Scott: Just because I like making weird voices and my own sound effects when telling a story?
Alex: No one thinks–
Scott: Just because I cry while watching Queer Eye?
Ororo: We get it, you’re not–
Scott: Just because I slept with Pietro a couple of times that makes me bi!
Alex: Fine, you’ve made your–
Alex: Wait, what?!
Scott: Just because I use hair products and can’t sit in a chair properly?
Ororo: No, go back to that last part.
Alex: I can’t take this! I’ve hit my limit!
Hank: It’s literally just broccoli . . .
Alex: Y’know, there’s a lotta handsome fish in the sea.
Scott: Yeah, thanks, but I’m . . .
Hank: I thought you had such a good time with that Maximoff boy?
Scott: Yeah, uh, right now I’m looking for just female fishes exclusively. Pietro was just a–
Ororo: So you’re bi?
Scott: No, no, ‘Ro. I’m not, I’m definitely not. I’m not bi, Hank.
Hank: That’s okay.
Scott: I’m not.
Hank: I love you.
Scott: Can we just move on from this conversation?
Alex: I love my bi son.
Obsessed with the idea that in the original timeline it was Alex Summers and the Vietnam boys who broke Erik out and became the next Brotherhood
Obsessed with the idea that in the original timeline it was Alex and the Vietnam boys who broke Erik out of prison and became the Brotherhood 2.0
my favorite headcanon about the Summers brothers is that none of them actually get hungry or tired because they all survive purely off energy absorption in a similar process to photosynthesizing, only with all energy not just light. They eat out of a mix of habit and enjoyment, but don't need to. It's probably the best kept secret between them all as they're all a little embarrassed by it
Was anyone going to tell me Alex Summers and the Emma Frost clones are married and have a child together in real life or was I just supposed to find that out myself!?
It would have been interesting if instead of just Charles sucking, they ripped apart the entire main cast;
-Raven is often right about her criticisms of her brother, yes, but she's also unnecessarily antagonistic towards him, rarely giving him affection or respect, which is one of the reasons Charles is so hungry for these two. Also Raven is incredibly hypocritical towards her "Mutant and Proud" self, especially towards her brother.
-Hank, who is fighting his beastly side, is afraid of becoming a threat, is still fighting his enabling tendencies, especially with Raven and Charles, because he's afraid of being abandoned by them. He still can't accept himself because he's afraid of himself, and he won't talk about his problems with Raven because he's afraid of being abandoned by her, again.
-Erik, well something that failed in the movie was to explain how he obtained Genosha, in the comics the island nation used mutants as slave labor, going so far as to have breeding programs, of course the X-Men including Magneto came to the rescue, but then Mags turned off the planet's magnetic fields like in X-Men '97 and demanded the United Nations to give her the island as a nation of mutants, when all the nations of the world did it out of fear, Mags expelled the entire human population. Of course the mutants of Genosha were free and the mutants of the rest of the world had a home where they were not persecuted, but Erik's methods are horrible. They could show the effects of that, a human refugee crisis from Genosha, general panic and an anti-mutant sentiment, that explains why the X-Men accept more and more dangerous missions and Charles is so obsessed with the PR campaign. Erik, instead of being terrified by Jean's powers, wants to use them to protect Genosha, only to see how destructive they are when his son Pietro is almost killed. Then in the middle of his hunt for the Dark Phoenix, he is forced to contemplate how his actions help mutants in the short term but in the long run put them in greater danger or as always hurt innocent people.
-Charles, he is too overprotective with Jean and Scott (He is also his surrogate son), he fears abandonment, he craves love, respect and admiration, and that is partly guiding him; basically he has not overcome his problems he only hides them better until he explodes and gives a speech for the reason that you stink to everyone where he points out that while he has defects, Erik and Raven have many more.
Erik: *paralyzes charles, drops a stadium on him, and tried to kill his sister*
Charles: I forgive you :)
Raven: *constantly ungrateful for charles, invalidates everything he has done for mutants, always argues with him, leaves him bleeding on a beach to go with Erik*
Charles: It's ok none of that was your fault. I forgive you :)
Charles: *constantly offers support and help to all mutants, including the brotherhood. Pushed past his depression and drug addiction to help Raven, spent his time, money, and energy to take care and watch over the children. Saves the world more then once*
Mutants: *Idiolizes a woman for not being evil and killing someone*
Charles: *makes one mistake*
Literally everyone: HOW DARE YOU? You are a villain! You are disgusting you shouldn't be around the children you are harmful! I'm going to erase your legacy from the school you made from YOUR house! You have done NOTHING for mutants
Me: wtf
X-MEN Masterlist
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Main Masterlist
By @chloe-skywalker
* = Requested
Logan:(Wolverine)
~ Personal Lighter
Erik Lehnsherr:(Magneto)
~ The Secret That Never Got Told (x Daughter reader)
Charles Xavier:(Professor X)
~ Don’t Read Thoughts Without Asking (x Daughter reader)
Peter Maximoff:(Quicksilver)
~ You Make Me Feel Good Enough
~ Worried (x sister reader) *
~ Nightmares Get Worse (ft. Logan)
~ Show You Around (ft. Erik)
~ 3am Cravings
~ Being Pregnant With Peter Maximoff’s Baby... *
~ Don't Listen To Them
Warren Worthington III:(Angel)
~ Last Christmas
Alex Summers:(Havok)
~ Touching You
John Allerdyce:(Pyro)
~ Lighter
~ Anytime I Want
~ Leaving
Warpath: (Booboo Stewart)
~ Being Pregnant With Warpaths Baby *
FANDOMS !!
hi, hello!! here will be listed the fandoms i'm into by alphabetical number. i think I'm not forgetting anyone but this post will be continually updated for i enter a lot of fandoms every month i guess.
under the fandoms marked with a dot [ • ] will be listed the characters i write for. the ones marked like this [ example ] are problematic character i've written about and most likely won't keep writing about. also do have in mind i'm talking about characters here, not the actors/actress that portray them. all being said, here we go!
last updated: 27/03/23
- Alice in Borderland • ( chishiya shuntaro, kuina hikari, ginji kyuma )
- Agents of Shield.
- Beetlejuice: The Musical.
- DC Comics. • ( damian wayne, jason todd, dick grayson, tim drake, roy harper, gar logan, wally west. )
- Dead Poets Society. • ( charlie dalton )
- Derry Girls
- Deadly Class. • ( marcus lópez argüello )
- Dear Evan Hansen. • ( connor murphy )
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid. ( rodrick heffley )
- Friends. • ( chandler bing, joey tribbiani )
- Grease. • ( kenickie murdoch )
- Hamilton: The Musical.
- Harry Potter: see Wizarding World.
- Heathers.
- IT.
- Marve / X-Men. • ( peter parker, harry osborn, alex summers )
- Miraculous Ladybug.
- Modern Family.
- Monster High.
- Moulin Rougue. • ( christian )
- Outer Banks. • ( jj maybank, rafe cameron, topper thornton )
- Panic. • ( dodge mason)
- Percy Jackson.
- Powerpuff Girls ( & Rowdyruff ) • ( both the powerpuff and the rowdyruff tbh )
- Riverdale. • ( fp jones )
- Rumble Fish. • ( rusty james)
- Scream. • ( billy loomis, stu macher, randy meeks, tatum riley, sidney prescott, mickey altieri, kirby reid, chad meeks-martin, mindy meeks-martin, tara carpenter, anika kayoko, laura crane )
- Six.
- Supernatural. • ( dean winchester, sam winchester. ONLY FROM SEASON 1 TO SEASON 7, AND ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSES )
- Stand By Me. • ( chris chambers )
- Star Wars. • ( anakin skywalker, luke skywalker, han solo, poe dameron )
- Stranger Things. • ( steve harrington, robin buckley, eddie munson )
- Tomb Raider.
- The Breakfast Club.
- The Folk of the Air. • ( cardan greenbriar )
- The Hobbit. • ( legolas, kili )
- The Hunger Games. • ( finnick odair, peeta mellark )
- The Lord of the Rings. • ( aragorn, legolas)
- The Office. • ( jim halpert )
- The Outsiders. • ( dallas winston, sodapop curtis, curly sheppard, two-bit matthews )
- The Society.
- The 100.
- Uncharted.
- Wednesday. • ( xavier thorpe, wednesday addams, bianca barclay, tyler galpin, ajax petropolus )
- Winx.
- Wizarding World. • ( sirius black, james potter, remus lupin, regulus black, peter pettigrew, george weasley, draco malfoy, james sirius potter, teddy lupin )
- West Side Story. • ( balkan, riff )