Mr Worldwide - Tumblr Posts
mr worldwide did that i think
‘I’ve been there’ talking about a situation that no one else alive has ever experienced
everyone talks about the girls raised on eminem but what about the girls raised on mr worldwide?
how can he look like a tiny baby but at the same time so hot?
Jimin: Can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Seokjin: [crouches down]
Jungkook: [gets on his knees]
Jimin:
Jimin: I hope you both die
raise your hand if you can’t wait to see seokjin acting in a kdrama ✋🏽
never mind god's team. this is pitbull's team
squidster worldwide squidster 305 yall better be buying the new squidbull album rn
Mr. Ooowide
This was a gift for a friend, I don't exactly know how i got here
OMG I LITERALLY USED TO LISTEN TO INTERNATIONAL LOVE ON REPEAT EVEN BEFORE I PLAYED MORTAL KOMBAT- LIKE I LITERALLY LOVE THAT SONG AND AFTER I SAW SO MANY EDITS OF JOHNNY CAGE WITH THAT SONG, I GOT MK1 (i still listen to it on repeat lmfao)
May I expand your world?
I write to you today about Pitbull. Mr. Worldwide.
This isn't a moral endorsement. But there is something. I am in awe of this man. And I'm not sure I can ever hate him. He has infected my mind with club joy. Weird, very sexual, frequently confusing club joy.
He rides the line between spouting a constant flow of lyrics about being a juicy money baby:
"I'm far from cheap (Ah-haha)
I break down companies with all my peeps (That's right)"
- Pitbull on Feel This Moment (ft. Christina Aguilera)
To hyper sexual:
"Your man just left
I'm the plumber tonight
I check your pipes
Oh, you're the healthy type
Well, here goes some egg whites" - Pitbull Hotel Room Service
Sometimes he's a little clunky, a little silly with it. A personal favorite lyric of mine:
"Thoughts deep, scuba,
my mind is free
Opposite of Cuba"
- Pitbull from I'm All Yours by Jay Sean
I have not found myself particularly enriched by the organization of our economy. I think I might disagree with Mr. Worldwide on a number of very core beliefs. But he came from something. Clawed his way into the world screaming:
"You know me, I'm off in the cut
Always like a squirrel, looking for a nut"
- Pitbull Time Of Our Lives (ft. Ne-Yo)
And the people listened. They danced. And nobody can fucking take that away from Pitbull. Fuck you. He's done something, I'm not quite sure what exactly. But boy am I fucking impressed [I'm actually serious here, this is a goofy thing but Pitbull is actually good at something, and he did it, and he got to become a rich weirdo. I find it inspiring. I have very different goals for my life. I don't agree with things he's done. But uh. He chased his dreams.]
Have a great day!
Ben
