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Didn't know where else to go
Prompt:
Looking up at the boys, swaying slightly as they’re close to passing out, mumbling “..didnt know where else to go…” the collapsing into their arms
y/ns sick, and after dark on a week off school, appears at the entrance of the boys dorms, before passing out.
Characters: idia, epel, ruggie, jack, leona, deuce, azul, kalim, trey, malleus and lilia (a few of my faves essentially.)
a/n: i wanted to create something for you all, but im not feeling the best (mostly just dizzy, dont worry to much) so this is a fluffy comfort headcannons thing for me, but if you want i can do a part 2 (minus jamil,)
All of these are both platonic or romantic, you can definitely decide for yourself,
Headcannons below the cut
Deuce:
The shock on his face when he sees you exit the mirror, bundled in a ragged blanket from ramshackle, was already too much, much less you passing out.
Immediately catched you however he can and rushed back into the dorm house, shouting, which had agitated riddle
Until he saw you in that state and allowed deuce a pass.
Kicks everyone off the couch to lay you there
Riddle had trey get some medication, while helping out brew some tea for you.
Deuce was very frantic, staying with you, and was trying to wake you before cater stopped him, saying you needed to sleep to get better.
When you wake up, its dark, and your warm, bundled in a better blanket,
Riddle had made everyone go to sleep on time, but deuce stayed with you.
When you look around and attempt to sit up, you see him sitting on the floor by the couch
The movement jolted him out of his thoughts, making you stay laying down for a bit.
You heart warmed slightly at his efforts,
He basically nursed you back to health, with the help of his dormmates. (ace was keeping an eye on grim for you, the sweetheart)
Lots of cursing crowley for letting this happen to you
Trey
He was in the dorms kitchen, when you had staggered in, knowing that would be where he was.
Seeing the state you were in shocked him,
And then you passed out.
He dropped the empty tray he was holding to catch you.
Calmer than deuce, he carried you to his dorm room, not without notice from riddle in the hall. (not that the tray dropping noise wasent a tell enough that something was wrong)
He does take better care to make sure you were comfy and able to get better, i mean, he has siblings, he must have had to help nurse them back to health before.
He had herbal tea on the bedside table, as well as some foods to make sure you could get your strength back.
You had slept the whole night, and started slightly when you woke, not realizing where you were at the time.
Trey had been reading in a chair in the corner, startled slightly, but got up and calmed you, reassuring where you were.
You stayed with him the rest of the week, where he made sure you ate foods to help make sure you were getting better,
10/10 person to go to to get healthcare
Jack
Was doing laps around the dorm when he spotted you, and before realizing how dishevled you looked, was approaching you to see what you needed.
Upon getting closer he saw the thin blanket you had wrapped around yourself, and could definitely smell that you were not ok.
And then you passed out.
10/10 caught you with ease, his tail drooped when he did, and carried you inside.
Also took you do his room, as to not let the others smell the weakness you were displaying.
Savanaclaw is usually pretty warm, so he doesnt have a better blanket, but has his more fluffy coat from home, so he covered you with that, (which did a good job cause hes a giant)
While you were passed out he went and got sick meds from the dorms first aid kit, and brought you plenty of water, and he had some jerky from his healthy snack stash he left for you.
He did take care of you, but didnt deviate too much from his usual schedule
When you woke up, it was early the next morning and he wasent around, but was back within 10 minutes, (he was on a run)
If you really wanted and begged, he might give up one of his training sessions for your nap, so you could have a warm fluffy dog to cuddle. (his tail was totally wagging when you asked, but he would deny it profusely)
Also nurses you back to health, but his dormmates dont know about it, mostly. (ruggie knows all, shehehe)
Ruggie
I actually dont know what he would do.
You wandered into the lounge where everyone was, and when he ‘greeted’ you (totally had started to give you hard time) and you passed out, he caught you out of habit.
He definitely did this all the time for the poor kids back home, but you werent just a child, and he wasent sure where he could put you up, if he could spare anything, if anything needed to be treated differently then when he was back home
Thankfully for him, leona owed him a few favors, and lucky for you, he has a soft spot for sick or injured people. So he cashed some of them in.
Had the spare room taken care off, and put you up there.
Got jack to agree to let him borrow his jacket for you
Snacks, and water were a given. (not the healthiest snacks, but food none the less)
When you woke up, he could be seen in a corner, crocheting something
Once he notices your awake, he hides it and profusely says you saw nothing.
Makes jokes and whatnot to get you to smile,
Does help to make sure your healing.
By the time your better and about to leave, ruggie gived you the thing he was crocheting, which is a better blanket to help you not get sick again
Leona
Raises an eyebrow at you
Will not catch you unless your about to fall on your face.
Will pick you up though, and takes you back to his dorm, where he sets you on the side of his bed.
Sends ruggie to get medication, and with extra money to get you a better blanket, cause damn herbivore you should have asked sooner.
Ruggie does most of the fetching, but he stays with you and convinces you to eat and rest and whatnot
“Not that i care about your health herbivore, i just dont want crowley to put your little monster on me if you dont make it.”
Definitely does care though.
Takes naps with you
The first time you wake up, its the middle of the next day and hes asleep on the other side of the bed, respectful distance away
If you pout at him, he may just let you rest your head on his chest, just so you dont freeze,
Not the worst person to go to if your sick
Azul
At first when you entered his office, was confused why the twins just let you in
And then when he got up to meet you, you passed out
He caught you of course, but didnt know what much else to do
Jade helped him alot
Floyd- he meant well.
Your waking up to a ton of plushys covering you on azuls couch.
Azul does know what to do with what jade got him to take care of you
While your passed out, hes there, being glad you chose him out of everyone else.
“Didnt know wherelse to go hu?”
Definitely is being teased by the tweels,
You wake up in the middle of the night, to find him also passed out, just of needing to sleep, with his head on his desk.
Overall, your fed and watered, and because of you saying what you did before you passed out, its free of charge
He must be going soft
Kalim
Spots you across the room, you had staggered in on a party he was throwing, and he was surprised to see you, having invited you earlier in the week and you saying no
He hurried over excitedly, before seeing the state you were in.
Que the passing out
He quickly catches you and picks you up, calling for jamil, the poor clueless boy,
Refuses to let any of his dormmates take over carrying you to his dorm, setting you on his bed.
Jamil is definitely giving him instructions.
Its not that he wouldnt have been able to figure it out, but hes never had to deal with such pressure and just needs the nudges in the right direction.
Definitely getting you warmer clothes, a ton of food, all the extra flourishes that you really didnt need, but it was sweet none the less.
First time you wake up, he was on his knees next to the bed and burst into happy tears to see you awake.
Your definitely pampered.
Well fed, well hydrated, well taken care of.
And lets just say your not getting sick because of the cold anytime soon
Epel
Catches an eye of you from washing windows, running down to see you, hoping for the distraction
And then you pass out in his arms.
10/10 is picking you up, he may look weak and not able to, but give this country pumpkin(affectionate) some credit
Though he does panic slightly
When he busts into the dorm, his accent has slipped, and vil came to scold him, before seeing you, and letting it slide, for now
Lounge couch. Thats where you rest.
Better blanket and all.
He does know how to take care of sick people, but most of his practices are more home remedies, than actual healing stuff
It still works though.
First time you wake up,its later in the night, and vil made him go to sleep, but he refused to go to his room, so he was asleep on the floor next to the couch
You get to stay at pomfiore, and while your healing hes talking in his accent, and entertaining you with stories, or carving apples
idia
Surprised eep when he answers the door to see you there
#2 doesnt catch you (dont blame him, you surprised him)
Picks you up quickly and sets you on his bed, calling for ortho, cause, hElP theres a sick normie here
Ortho does most of the taking care of you
idia stays with you though, in his gaming chair, but with you none the less.
In a panic, like kalim, buys you too much stuff that you didnt need, but its the thought that counts
First time you wake up was actually only an hour after passing out, first thing you see is ortho, whos there doing diagnostics on you.
idia will entertain you during your awake times. Be prepared for anime and games (nothing too hard)
Overall, because orthos the one taking care of you, you get better the fasts there
You also leave with way more then you need, but a welcome back if you ever need to (or want to, dont look at him like that)
Lilia
You didnt even get to diasomnia before you found him
He actually surprises you so much, you pass out before you could say your line.
#3 doesnt catch you, but thats cause he was definitely not expecting that
Does however take you back to his dorm and sets you up on his bed,
Does medication and water nursing, but for the love of god, silver does the cooking and feeding. The others dont want you dead
You get snugged up with blankets
First time you wake up its morning time, and hes sitting in a chair next to the bed, with headphones on, jamming to music until he notices your awake.
Now is where you say the line, bringing a smile to his face
“Well thanks for the compliment deary, now lets get you feeling better”
Overall takes care of you very well, entertaining you with stories or a performance or whatnot
Your better in no time, (thank silver for the food, and not letting lilia cook)
You leave with better blankets as well
(Flip I can't add the last image)
Malleus
You didnt even travel to diasomnia, just stumbled out of ramshackle at the time of night he was bound to be there
Takes one look at you and picks you up just before you pass out.
Swiftly makes his way back to diasomnia,
Where sebek starts speaking loudly, trying to take you out of lOrD mAlLeUs’S precious arms.
Before silver shushs him and lets malleus take you to the couch
No one questions him,
He even takes off his dorm jacket to cover you
I mean, you are is child of man after all
Has lilia and silver get him the stuff to take care of you
Sebek means well, but hes not allowed near you, too loud.
When you first wake up its with him sitting in a chair near you.
Will entertain you with facts about gargoyles, and stories from when he was younger.
Overall, great experience
“Thank you for trusting me with your recovery, child of man”
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Sorry if the last few ones seamed rushed, i had to hurry cause i have medication i needed to take. Hope you enjoyed. None of the pictures are mine, and apparently if I had something formated before putting it on here. It unformats it, so no bullet points for you, cause I don't trust writing in the app anymore. Feel free to request anything.
-queer.lord
@xoxpeach if you were wondering why i was asking questions about yugure and wasnt your ss this is what it was for lol. you dont know how funny it was for me when you showed me liliths ss gift when she was yours
How The Cookie Crumples: Kalim x Yugure
Summary: Tis’ the Christmas season, and Kalim wants to bake cookies with you!! < 3
Hiiii @xopeach I was your secret santa for @twstedsecretsanta hope you enjoy this and I apologize for it not being on Christmas but you could also take this as a birthday gift too hehe
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It was the night before Christmas, all through the dorm. Not a creature was stirring, not even the magic carpet platform.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that the man in the red coat would soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds.
All except one child that was in it’s bed,
Kalim, the dorm house head.
Kalim tossed and turned in his bed, his eyes fixated on the canopy above. He glanced at his clock. 2:49 AM. His eyes stayed fixated on that clock… He watched fifty-one, fifty-two, fifty-three as the numbers ticked by till it hit 3:01 AM. He couldn’t handle it anymore. He swung the covers over him and he flung himself out the door. Was he in his otter pyjamas? Maybe but he surely didn’t care.
Kalim had the greatest idea. He couldn’t hold it in much longer. Astrew of streamers still left around the common area from a couple of hours prior, it was in his nature of course to party and he wouldn’t miss a great opportunity not to. He raced through the halls avoiding the mess lying around. He left the Scarabia dorm and he knew where he was heading. He sped through the chambers to make it to Pomefiore.
This is where he slowed down his fast pace up till now. He didn’t wish to be caught to bother Jamil since he knew his furry was bound to fall upon him if he was to be caught by his fellow dorm leader. He stood in affront of two doors, but see, he didn’t remember which door led to the person he was searching for. Unlucky for him, one door was to the vice-housewarden’s room while the other was to the love of his life.
There were many times when he accidentally walked into Rook’s room and he would’ve thought he learnt better by now yet he was here standing in front questioning. He was sure if he opened Rook’s door Vil would be almost immediately notified of his presence and he would be swiftly kicked out so there were no second chances and that’s why--
“Kalim why are you here so late?” A sweet voice whispered to him. He whipped around but swift movements were taken as a light was suddenly on one of the doors and Kalim was quickly pushed inside the other room.
“Wha— Yugure! So happy I found you, I had the greatest idea ever and I want you to help me.” He told her grinning.
Yugure yawned in response as she motioned her hand onwards, “Oh right! We should make Christmas cookies!” He announces, and the girl only laughs.
“The whole reason you came to see me and risked getting lectured by Jamil AND Vil was to make cookies?” She questioned. Kalim excitedly nodded.
Yugure opened her door slightly to see all the pitch black again. She grabbed Kalim's wrist and quickly walked through the halls of Pomefiore. The two didn’t say a word but both shared a smile.
Once they made it through the mirror Yugure spoke. “We’re baking in Scarabia though, I heard the fairies in the school’s cafeteria kitchen have been alerting when people have been up there late at night… Something about a mushroom incident a couple of weeks ago..?”
“That’s fine, let's go!” Kalim snatched her wrist dragging her through the portal. He raced down the halls to the kitchen of Scarabia. “Okay, I’ve seen Jamil make these cookies all the time. It couldn’t be that hard right?” He asked as he pulled out a large bag of sugar.
Yugure watched him intently as he pulled out the ingredients. “Yu… Do you know how to make cookies?” He asked sheepishly as he slowly realized his mistake.
The girl shook her head, “No… I mean it couldn’t be *that* hard.” She nonchalantly told him. “However, I think we’re missing something Kalim,” Kalim tilted his head with a confused look on his face.
“Huh? Why? We’ve got everything, there’s sugar, brown sugar, baking powder, soy sauce, eggs, and cream soda!” He exclaimed happily. Peach first gave him a blank expression before laughing.
“You’re forgetting the flour and the chocolate chips!” She chuckled as she started scouring through the cupboards to look for the desired ingredients.
Kalim slid behind her as he reached above for the chocolate chips and Yugure went for the flour. Yugure was quick to become flustered from the closeness of their bodies but she was quick to shake it off to focus her attention on the bigger and better things, cookies. The two placed their items beside the other disarray of ingredients there was.
In short, it was utter chaos. The two experimented with many things however the two always seemed to fall short in the cookies the two of them desired.
Till that is Yugure went digging in the cupboards when she discovered the best thing for the two of them at this moment, a recipe book. “Kalim, throw away the last batch… It was really salty, I don’t know why we thought putting in soy sauce was a good idea… It says here what we need so we won’t be up all night doing this.” Yugure said simply as she started putting together everything, Kalim excitedly came behind and started helping as well.
While their final batch seemed to be amazing, most sadly had become burnt. Kalim and Yugure sat down as they both enjoyed a cookie which wasn’t burnt to a crisp as many others had.
“Mhm… At least not everything wasn’t a waste, these are good!” Kalim exclaimed happily.
Yugure only laughed at their baking disaster. The two of them quickly cleaned up even though Jamil would probably figure out about their expedition from how the kitchen was cleaned.
The two tried, they really tried to ensure Jamil wouldn’t figure it out but it was hard to say it confidently as there were smears of butter, rapid chocolate chips and many other giveaway signs that this wasn’t the way Jamil left it the night prior. Not to mention the incident in Pomefiore Rook probably was still up when the two of them left the dorm and it was only a matter of time before the two of them would have to face the consequences of their own actions sadly.
Yugure was about to leave the dorm before Kalim invited her to stay the night in his dorm due to how big it was and how Rook or Vil was probably up and would catch her sneaking back into the dorm. It took a bit of convincing on Kalim’s part since Yugure was quick to get excited to take the chance to pull a prank to attempt to freak out Rook but Kalim was successful in keeping her in his dorm for night.
Kalim opened the door to his enormous room, fit for the king of the Scalding Sands himself. He was quick to run over to his bed and jump upon it before he quickly motioned for Yugure to follow.
She did so happily as she crawled into his bed as well. She was extremely flustered by this arrangement but she was far from refusing this. The two of them soon drifted off of their consciousness and into a deep slumber. It was to be known in the morning that Yugure would have a surprise with Kalim’s arms wrapping around her cuddling her.
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Not to mention the angry Vil and Jamil lectures which were to come along with their rendezvous.
~ Scarabia Incorrect Quotes ~
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*While waiting outside the principal’s office* Jamil: What are you in for? Kalim: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you? Jamil: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. Kalim: Kalim: Kalim: We live very different lives. Jamil: Yes we do.
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Kalim: So you like cats? Jamil: Yeah. Kalim: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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Kalim: What are you eating? Jamil: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty. Kalim: I like you, don't I?
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Kalim: I don’t know, this plan seems complicated. Jamil: You once said that about an orange. Kalim: They don’t make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes but oranges you don’t.
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Jamil: Is something burning? Kalim: My burning love for you of course! Jamil: … Kalim: … Kalim: And the kitchen is on fire…
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Kalim: Jamil is playing hard to get. Kalim: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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Jamil: You have Crayons? Kalim: Yes, I have— Jamil: You're— how old are you? Kalim: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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Jamil: Don't go to the kitchen. Kalim: Why? Jamil: I saw a spider. Kalim: Well, did you kill it? Jamil: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
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Jamil: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.
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Kalim: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Jamil: And you came to me?
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Hey I've been gone for a while, I've been busy playing Genshin Impact & moving. But I'm back now!!
Kalim Al-Asim layouts
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Kalim dancing for his life down here </333
I want a friend like Kalim 🥹🫶🤍
Kalim (I love him so much he is my comfort character)
FemaleYuu: I'm still dying,
Ace: From what?
FemYuu: Cramps my guy
Ace: Take a Advil or something
Yuu: I can't I don't have any
Ace: Buy some
Yuu: Listen here you little shit I Don't Hve That Kind Of Money. I am BARELY surviving as is because the Headmaster is so cheap he barely gives me money for food, I work part time at the monstro lounge for money so I can get goodwill clothes and pay my cheap burner phone bill and i have to pay for my own school supplies and books thanks to Crowley. I HAVE NO MONEY FOR MEDICINE.
Ace:.........
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Yuu:*Just Arrived at Ramshackle*
Kalim:*Has been waiting for them to arrive home with Ice cream and a extremely fluffy blanket when they arrive home with a brand new Huge Roku TV installed in their living room along with having installed internet.* Hello!
Yuu:....Hey Kalim how did you get I'm my house and what is all this?
Kalim: *Bright smile* Oh! I realized you weren't feeling well and figured I'd spend some time with you and try and help!
Yuu:*Invoulantarily tearing up* ok
LMAO HELP I'M WHEEZING RN AND I HAVE TO KEEP QUIET CAUSE I'M IN A RESTAURANT WITH MY FAMILY
this is why you should NOT hit on Kalim Al-Asim
My piece for the ‘who does the prefect like?’ writing collab by @dulcesiabits ! Sorry this is so late, I hope you enjoy it!
note: they/them pronouns used for reader
“They’re onto us, Kalim.”
Kalim blinked. “What do you mean, (Y/N)?”
“The first years,” you hissed, looking left and right. “They suspect that I’m dating someone.”
All the doors and windows of the Ramshackle Dorm were safely locked, and you had drawn the curtains for good measure. You would have switched off the lights too, if there were any (Crowley had forgotten to pay the electricity bills again). The only thing lighting the room you and Kalim were three of the Ramshackle ghosts.
They were your close allies, which you were grateful for. You would need allies in the times to come…
“…how is that a problem?” Kalim frowned with confusion. “It’s not a big deal if people found out we were dating.”
“…” Your eyes began to brim with tears, and you reached over to your boyfriend and tenderly cupped his cheeks with your hands. “Oh, Kalim…sweetheart, angel, love of my life…if people found out we were dating…it would be a complete travesty!”
“Travesty, travesty, travesty!” echoed the ghosts in perfect synchronisation.
“R-really?” Kalim’s eyes shone with fear.
“Yes!”
“…ah…!” Kalim shivered a little as well. “I don’t know why you would think that, but if you say so…do you have a plan?”
“Kalim…” Your face darkened, and you sat back up on the couch. “We need…to become…pals.”
“…but we’re already pals!” chirped Kalim. “You’re my favourite pal!”
“No, Kalim.” You shook your head sadly. “We need to become simply pals. Nothing more. We can only do pal stuff with each other. No kissing. No holding hands. No buying me gifts. No calling each other ‘sugar-bear,’ ‘sweetie-pie,’ or anything of the sort.”
Kalim’s eyes widened, and he began tearing up. “Not even hugging…?”
“Especially not hugging.”
“…what…what if I slip up?” Terror dawned on Kalim’s face. “What if I accidently hug you in public? Then everyone would find out…!”
“If you slip up and accidently show me affection in any way, you need to jump exactly six feet away from me as quick as possible and say, ‘But not like, in a weird way!’ That should cover it up.”
“I hope I don’t give us away…”
“Of course, you won’t! I wouldn’t have told you my plan if you would!” You gave Kalim a loving, adoring smile. “I trust you, Kalim.”
You suddenly turned away from him. “I’m afraid you must leave now, Grim will be arriving…leave, my dear, lest our secret love be revealed to the world!”
“I’m leaving, I’m leaving!”
And Kalim ran out of Ramshackle, trying to be discreet as possible.
By which one means: not discreet at all.
…
“The prefect hasn’t been answering my calls,” grumbled Ace. “They’re probably off kissing Kalim again.”
“Really?” Deuce frowned with confusion. “The prefect isn’t dating anyone, though.”
“Deuce.” Ace grabbed Deuce by the shoulders. “I want you to think. Who told you that the prefect was single?”
“The prefect told me.”
“And why would they say that they’re single?”
“Because they are single?”
“Dummy.” Ace bonked Deuce on the head, and Deuce yelps. “What was that for?!”
“I was trying to get that brain of yours working! Kalim constantly comments hearts under (Y/N)’s photos on Magicam, how can the not be dating?!”
“Maybe because they’re friendship hearts!”
“They have matching heart necklaces with each other’s names on them!”
“Maybe those are friendship necklaces!”
“Deuce, we saw them making out in the corridor.”
“…maybe…they were…making out…platonically?”
Ace facepalmed. “Platonically?! Are you kidding me, Juice?”
“Don’t call me that!”
Jack, who was sitting in the corner of the room silently, finally speaks up. “There are a lot of different sexualities out there, Ace. Platonic make-outs are probably a thing, you know.”
“See, Ace?!” Deuce smiled triumphantly. “I was right!”
“However,” Jack interrupted Deuce’s victory celebration, “I know enough about the prefect that I can be sure that them and Kalim are probably dating.”
“Nah, they’re definitely dating,” called out Epel. “I heard (Y/N) call Kalim ‘wifey’ the other day.”
“What?!” exclaimed Ace and Deuce in unison.
“Yeah. They’ve even got rings. With diamonds and everything, but they’re kinda subtle, so you have to really be paying attention.” Epel looked deep in thought. “Gotta say, if those are real, they hafta be worth a lotta money…”
“No way you’re telling the truth,” scorned Ace. “Even the prefect can’t be that cringe.”
“Are you callin’ me a liar?!”
“You both, calm down,” said Jack. “We need to stop pondering over the prefect’s love life; it isn’t any of our business.”
“That’s the whole point, Jack,” responded Ace, rolling his eyes. “There’s a reason trashy tabloids sell, you know. It’s no fun if it is your business.”
“Still, it doesn’t feel right…”
“Well, if you wanna leave, the door’s right there.” Ace gestured to said door, and smirked. “But be honest, Jack: you’re here because you’re curious, aren’t you? You might try to act all ‘holier than thou’ but deep down you’re dying to know if the prefect is really dating Kalim.”
“…” Jack frowned, but he didn’t move from his seat at the round table.
“Sebek, you haven’t said anything,” noted Deuce, looking at the green-haired, stoic boy. “What do you think?”
“Well, at first, I was admittedly shocked by those two’s behaviour. Handholding? Before marriage? That’s how unplanned pregnancies happen!”
In the background, Ace choked on his own laughter.
“But,” continued Sebek, “When I heard the prefect refer to Kalim as ‘wifey’, it became clear to me that they were, in fact, married or at least engaged, in which case their public displays of affection, while still distasteful, were not the immoral acts of promiscuity I had initially thought them to be.”
“But…they’re not married…?” Deuce treaded carefully, he knew this would set off an explosion.
“What.” A great big frown marred Sebek’s features, and he shouted, “THEN THEY MUST BE SEPERATED AT ONCE! LEST THEY BECOME CORRUPTING INFLUENCE ON THE YOUNG MASTER, NAY, A CORRUPTING INFLUENCE ON OUR ENTIRE GENERATION!”
“Tell me you have no bitches without telling me you have no bitches,” snickered Ace under his breath.
Jack slammed his hand on the table. “We need to stop this madness. We’ve become too unhealthily obsessed with this matter.”
“I wouldn’t say obsessed…” murmured Epel.
“Epel, you made an evidence board,” said Jack pointedly. “With red wool.”
“Okay, maybe we’re kinda obsessed…”
“Anways, we need to bring an end to this once and for all. Either, we find out the truth of the prefect’s relationship, or we drop the entire investigation.”
Murmurs of agreement sounded in the room.
“…But…” Deuce raised his hand. “How are we going to find out if they really are dating or not?”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got a plan,” Ace reassured him. “It’s fool-proof, so it should even work on the prefect.”
“And what is the plan?” asked Jack.
Ace smirked.
“Ace, what is the plan?”
Ace’s smirk became wider.
…
“Are you lost, babygorl?” said Jack stiffly, before leaning on the wall in front of Kalim.
Honestly, he should have known better than to have gone with this plan. The only reason he was even here was because Ace was holding his cacti hostage (that little shit). And now, he was here. Trying to seduce the prefect’s man.
Why him?
“Oh, you’re Jack, aren’t you? Honey bea– the prefect mentioned you!” Kalim smiled. “I’m not lost! But thanks, though.”
“Um…” Jack coughed. “You’re welcome.”
The tiny receiver in his ear crackled to life. “What the hell, Jack?!” Ace shouted, his voice tinny in the small speaker. In the corner of his eye, Jack could spot Deuce, Ace and Epel buried in a nearby bush, watching Jack with a hawk’s eye. Sebek wasn’t there, because the moment Ace had explained the plan, he had passed out at the thought of ‘intimate talk’ before marriage.
“That wasn’t smooth. At all,” said Epel. “Try a different one.”
Jack swallowed. “Anyways…” This is so embarrassing, this is so embarrassing– “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
“Oh, I do really like dates!” Kalim’s eyes sparkled. “Why, you got any?”
“…”
“What the heck was that delivery, Jack,” Ace groaned. “You need to be more sultry! More seductive!”
What the hell did Ace know about being sultry and seductive? Didn’t he ghost his only girlfriend?
Jack decided to keep it simple. “Do you…do you want to go out with me?”
“…we are outside, though?” Kalim frowned.
“He’s so…stupid!” Deuce shout-whispered. “A lost case!”
“You’re the one to talk,” replied Ace. Oh, he couldn’t just keep his mouth shut, could he?
“Why, you–!”
“Deuce, stop choking Ace– WHAT WAS THAT FOR, GODDAMIT?!”
A few more shouts, a crash, and the line went dead.
But hey, Jack guessed this meant he could leave now.
“…I have somewhere to be. Goodbye.”
“Oh, goodbye, Jac–”
“Jack.”
Jack felt a dark, looming, angry presence behind him, one which made him want to start running, but Jack was a proud person, and he didn’t run away, so he turned around, and sorely regretted it.
Because it was you.
With a face that screamed ‘bloody murder’.
“Hey, (Y/N)!” chirped Kalim from behind Jack. “Jack was just asking me if we could go out! Want to join us?”
“Prefect,” began Jack desperately, “I promise you that this isn’t my fault, they were holding my cacti hostage–”
“HOW DARE YOU HIT ON MY WIFE?” you roared, with the force of a thousand suns.
Pride be damned. Jack started running.
…
Grim blinked, as he witnessed you chasing Jack with a murderous look, then turned his gaze to Epel, Ace and Deuce fist fighting in a bush. “What’s happening?”
“Beats me!” said Ortho cheerfully. “Wanna go to my dorm to play some video games?”
“Sure, sounds fun!”
Woah ok i forgot about these lowlejbd not too proud of this one but it was a bice shading experiment (i got so lazy with the coloring lmaoaidhhd)
bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word
I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.
(I'm sorry)
𝓈𝒾𝓍𝒾è𝓂𝑒 𝒿𝑜𝓊𝓇. 𝓈𝓃𝑜𝓌𝓂𝒶𝓃.
✿ summary: getting kalim away from jamil for a minute to let him try out snow for the first time wasn't that easy but still the most fun you’ve had in a while
✿ ft: kalim al asim
you didn't know exactly how you met kalim. it was your first year at night raven, and he just randomly appeared. it just sort of happened. first year and first year.
but whenever you were with him, all your worries and anxiety drifted away. his cheerfulness and kind personality were nothing like you’d seen before. it was so different from everyone else at nrc. it was like he should’ve gone to rsa.
“i’ll take care of him, jamil! don’t worry your pretty head off!” he was frozen, with a look you rarely get to see from his stoic features. his face, however, was something you wanted to take a picture of. his jaw dropped, small irises, brows raised higher than the empire state building.
but you had to book it down the hall with the white-haired male before jamil chased after you both. the cry of crewel telling him off for ‘using the bathroom’ made you want to snicker, but you had something more important on your mind.
you always wanted to repay kalim. he was the first person to make you feel something at this school. it was a little of an exaggeration. you did feel stress, anxiety, pity, fear, all these emotions. but he was the only one to make you feel something different. something light and airy. something that didn't want to make you drown your head in a bog of muddy water.
the idea of repaying him came to you when he told you he’s never seen snow before.
“never?”
“never!” he sounded happy, it was strange. he always kept a smile on his face no matter what. it scared you at first, how he always was so… upbeat. you thought he was lying, going to backstab you. but no. he was just a nice person. it was unusual. “we don’t have snow in the scalding sands.”
so you made sure to try and track the weather, even asking the strange upperclassmen with a blonde bob. you had heard he was good at that sort of thing, so you asked him every week. he did get a little more than agitated when it was so hot you were practically sweating through your shirt. “abruti, do you truly think it is going to snow in this weather?” you avoided him for a month after that.
but he did warn you after a while that it seemed like it was going to snow. so you waited and waited for that snow to fall onto the lush grass. for the window panel to glaze over, and with a finger draw small designs onto the see-through surface. for the clouds to look heavier than usual. for the voices to echo in the halls more than usual.
and once the snow reached the tops of your shoes, you ran to find him. he didn't have a class right now, so you did what any sane friend would do. pull him out, cover his eyes, and run for it.
“ok, you can open your eyes now.” you had placed your hands over his eyes, standing behind him, bringing him to the woods behind the campus so you could feel that chill and nip of the air and to have some privacy. you released your hands, moving them to your side, admittedly regretting not putting them on his shoulders.
he looked like a child, eyes bright and wide, taking everything in. “[y/n]! thank you!” he turned to hug you, arms wrapping around your uniform and body hugging you tight. you wished you could stay like this forever, stop time and just stay in this moment. your nose was smudged into his shoulder, letting you embarrassingly take in a small sniff of his cologne. it all happened in one second before he was running towards the snow, but you grabbed his hand before he could go any further.
“wait! you need these. i don’t know what jamil would do to me if your fingers fell off.” you handed him a pair of mittens, mittens that matched your own, the ones you were currently wearing. a subtle detail he did notice.
“we’re matching!” he slipped on the gloves with a tongue poking out of his lips and grabbed your own, sliding his hand into yours and squeezing. the feeling made you silently wish you both didn’t have that fabric shielding your skin. “they’re so cute! thank you!” and just like that your face got hot.
he dropped your hand and ran towards a large pile of snow, belly flopping into it with loud giggles. “you have to join me!” he yelled towards you, turning over with the snow perfectly reflecting the light onto his face.
“i’ll just stay and watch. it’s fine, honestly.” but he was determined and got up, a serious face you’ve never seen on him. he almost looked… mad?
“i won’t let my friend just sit and watch.” for the second time today, he grabbed your hand and pushed you into his body, falling backward so you would land on him.
“kalim?!” with a scream you fell into his chest, hitting the snow. the layer of snow was high and fluffy, but still, he could have landed on a rock. what if jamil came after you? what if kalim’s whole family came after you? what if-
“what’s with that face?” he laughed at how distressed you looked, reaching up to cup your face and push a piece of hair behind your ear. “you should live in the moment.”
“right…”
“i will live in the moment!” he reached to grab your cheeks, smooshing them together with a determined look on his face.
“huh?”
“i will live in the moment!” he repeated.
“i will live in the moment?”
“i will live in the moment!”
“i will live in the moment-!”
“i will live in the moment-!”
finally, enthusiasm from him rubbed off on you letting you laugh, and he released your cheeks.
“what do you want to do?” he asked, still beneath you looking as excited as ever.
“a snowman.” you told him, some of his enthusiasm rubbing off on you.
“a man made out of snow? what type of magic is that?”
“there’s no magic involved,” you laughed, getting up and giving him a hand. “it’s just three large balls of snow on top of each other.”
he looked more excited than ever, following you like a puppy as you moved to a random patch of snow. “so you would,” you bend down and start smoosh the snow together, “push them together to get a ball.”
he watched you with his full attention, eyes scanning every movement you made until you finally finished with a semi-large ball of snow reaching below your knees. when you turned to look at him, he got on his knees and repeated your movements making the snowball smaller than yours, “like this?” he asked, packing some more ice onto the ball as an added glue formula.
“you’re a natural!” you smiled, seeing his face light up brighter than Christmas lights. “we just need one more now.”
“mm!” he got up to slot himself behind you, arms cradling yours until he reached your hands and grabbed them with his own. “we both made one so we should make the last one together!”
he helped you shape and form the ball, patting and cotting areas so it wouldn't collapse. finally, you placed the head onto the body, and he paused momentarily before pulling away.
“wait here,” you told him before rushing to grab two branches and coming back. you inserted them onto the sides and took a step back. “it usually needs more like a hat, but we don’t have any of that right now.”
“huh?” he asked, confused. “we have a hat.”
“what?” you turned more than a little confused before seeing where he was pointing. a purple hat with a feather attached was placed in the snow next to a large tree. how did it appear there? there weren't any footprints. “that works, i guess.”
finally, you had your snowman. it was leaning to its right, almost falling down, with the lavish hat that almost looked identical to the one the man who helped you wore.
“do you like it?”
“of course i do! it was practice for our future kids!”
“what-?”
I'LL CALL FOR THE FINEST DOCTOR IN ALL THE LAND pfft
The Jamil and Kalim reunion tackle… and Jade regretting nothing, lol.
Worst pain
Something something end of book 4
Disney Villains as Twisted•Wonderland Dudes✨(Part 2)
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They got you under pressure, doing overtime 🎶
During the Halloween event
Kalim: and it’s all reused to help the planet
Yuu: eh why do you need to
Kalim: what
Yuu: just move onto the next one when this one is ruined
Kalim: uhh Yuu that’s not the best option
Yuu: well that’s what we do back home
Everybody: WHAT YOU CAN DO THAT
Yuu:* confused *
Home Depot!yuu
idk if anyone else had this thought but I need a Home Depot worker Yuu where she is a average sized girl who looks like she reads and write for fun just schooling all the NRC men on what type of wood to use. Just like ace comes over to ramshackle and sees a new shelf and asks abut it and Yuu is just like “yea I built that last night”. Like one day let’s say the house wardens come to ask her to join the next meeting and they see her adding a whole workshop area onto ramshackle.
Twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #3
*Reactions from the TWST characters to being told 'I love you'
Kalim: I love you too!
Malleus: *flustered*
Jamil: Sounds fake but okay