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Tony: *Drinking his 12th cup of coffee in two days* So whats its like getting 8 hours of sleep
Harley: It's basically being the same amount of tired but with no excuses
Peter and Stephen: *in unison an both equally tired* yep.
Tony: *sad because stephen hasn't been home for a few days because he's trying to fix the multiverse* "I just want my husband again! I miss him"
Stephen: *Crashes through window and frantically looks around wondering where the fuck he is*
Toni and Loki: *Stunned silence*
Stephen: "Hi babe" *Flies off again*
Loki: *runs to and screams out of broken window* "AND I WISH TO RULE ASGARD!"
Yoko: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Wednesday: I'm a knife.
Enid, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
Odysseus: You can't tell me what to do, you're not my mom
Athena: Well, since your mom is dead, yes, I am
Odysseus: Wait, my mOM IS DEAD!!
Athena: SHIT-
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.3
Mc: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Jake: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated–
Jessy: Smad
Here are a few more for Jack x YN/MC
Y/N: did your parents dropped you while holding you as a baby or what?
Daryl: bold of you to think I was ever hold!
Y/N: (…)
Daryl: (…)
Y/N: honey are you okey?
Daryl: *already crying* no…
*the jury fighting with the heartless crew*
Bandy just watching: heh, what idiots
Lance gets struck by Eira: FUCK!
Bandy taking out his cards: wait thats my idiot!
Me; they’re just so perfect! So talented! I love them so much, they’re just so- so...amazing
Me; *hystarically sobs*
Friend; god, will you shut up about the worker who made your dumb Taco Bell order?!
Me; never!
person A: the only way to describe person B...uh i’d say “one energy drink away from killing everyone” or “an aromantic piece of shit who’s also an egotistical bastard”
person B: *taking a sip from an energy drink* accurate.
Lucius to Severus : My future wife must be beautiful, the important thing is that she has to be dedicated and loyalty to our future family.
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Narcissa to Bellatrix : My future husband doesn't have to be handsome but has to be talented wizard and the important thing is that he has to put our Family is the first priority.
Bucky’s Phone
Sam and Bucky’s texts pre TFATWS
Strawberry Shortcake : Apple, Huckleberry I have something to tell you.
Apple Dumplin and Huckleberry Pie :*intense sweating*
Strawberry : I'm bi.
Apple, with a bright smiles : SIGHT don't scare us like that ! Congratulations !
Huckleberry, grumpily hanging ten bucks to Apple : Yeah congratulations, who is it ?
Strawberry : Orange- But wait you... you're not chocked ? I mean... not that I want you to but...
Huckleberry : Well you've been very close to Orange lately. And I know that because I apparently became her new best friend and- and I pinky promise so I'll shut up.
Apple : Also your dreams speak a lot for you.
Strawberry : WhAT DID YOU READ MY DIARY ?
Huckleberry : I KNEW you cheated ! Give me back my money !
Apple, already running : HUCKLE BROKE YOUR VASE WHILE SKATING IN THE HOUSE !
Strawberry : WHAT !?
Huckleberry : dON't pUnCH mE-
Strawberry : YOU TWO BACK HERE NOW
Xaden: Violet feels off. Earlier I made a joke and she's flipped out.
Garrick: What was the joke?
Xaden: Nothing, just about how I'm going to murder her
Tairn: Violet is under my protection
Xaden: ah, the Talk
Tairn: How about I talk, you listen?!
Anakin: *causes an explosion*
Ahsoka: Aren’t you gonna ask?
Obi-Wan: What is this, my first day?
Hangman and Rooster argue.
Admiral: Whats the matter between you two?
Rooster: There's a language barrier.
Admiral: What do you mean language barrier? He is speaking English you dipshit
Rooster: I know but he is from Texas
Admiral: 💀
source: hellskitchen
Aegon: *shows up with a bloody nose and a black eye*
Helaena: What happend to him?
Aemond: That´s a long story....
Ameond: Actually it´s a short story: he did something dumb.
(x)
Players: yes
Sso: Your MC is a girl and her horse is a brave stallion
Players: I have male MC with mare horse
Sso: I am a joke to you?
me: *scrolls Pinterest looking at memes* Yes, moms are the best.
my mom: *gives me a sad glance and reaches for my hand* I love you
me: I love you too.
me: …mom that’s my scrolling hand can I have it back pls