Me: *scrolls Pinterest Looking At Memes* Yes, Moms Are The Best.

me: *scrolls Pinterest looking at memes* Yes, moms are the best.

my mom: *gives me a sad glance and reaches for my hand* I love you

me: I love you too.

me: …mom that’s my scrolling hand can I have it back pls

The Girl In The Cargo Pants- Gender Switch of The Boy In The Black Dress

Sophie told her off behind the school She trembled as her friends made fun of her Femininity seems to hurt a lot The comments always get stuck in your head Hey

Her pastor said that short hair was for boys Preached it right in front of the church So she paced on the balcony as the clouds threw up and wept Cuttin’ her skin to get rid of the bad

You don't want to lie No, you don't wanna lie anymore About things that make you sad Things that drive you mad

The girl in the cargo pants How I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I wish she was dead The girl in the cargo pants How I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, tell all of your friends To drown her in misery

Nathan just laughed and walked through the halls Told stories about his friends and his wealth Runnin’ around in his fancy pants He told her of things she’d never have that amazing life she’d never have

You don't want to lie No, you don't wanna lie anymore About why you feel so bad You don't want to lie No, you don't wanna lie anymore About things that make you sad Things that drive you mad

The girl in the cargo pants How I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I wish she was dead The girl in the cargo pants How I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, tell all of your friends To drown her in misery

She tried to erase her by just thirteen Because she couldn’t even walk out the door They all think she lied, but the Lord knows she tried To be something that they all would adore They hate what she is and they hate what she's not But hate is nothing new, you will see From the grave to the yard, how I wish that I forgot That the girl in the cargo pants is me

I wholly believe that I could have a sitcom. Why? My life is both crappy and hilarious at the same time, also known as ✨️peak comedy✨️.

Characters include 1, Me: Asexual Teen Blogger Beginning Cosplayer Homeschooler, 2, My Weirdass Besties: A. Pansexual Gymnast with Mommy Issues, B. Heterosexual Dragon Enthusiast Introvert, and C. Genderfluid Chinese K-pop Stan who loves the band Ghost, 3, My Parents: Business Director Mom who is divorcing my Dad, ADHD DnD DM who is allergic to cats and yet pets every cat he sees, and 4, my Grandma: Old Christian lady who used to be a Seamstress who laughs at my mom and my sex jokes.

And featuring Siblings: Anger Issues Gamer who is currently obsessed with FNAF, and Feral Cat How To Train Your Dragon Obsessive Sociopath who has a hyperfixation on Squishmallows.

I need a title.

Update: this has gotten way more notes in the past 30 mins than anything else I've ever posted. Um. I am honored and mildly flabbergasted.

I wholly believe that I should have a sitcom. Why? My life is both shitty and hilarious at the same time, also known as ✨️peak comedy✨️.

Characters include 1, Me: Asexual Teen Blogger Beginning Cosplayer Homeschooler, 2, My Weirdass Besties: A. Pansexual Gymnast with Mommy Issues, B. Heterosexual Dragon Enthusiast Introvert, and C. Genderfluid Chinese K-pop Stan who loves the band Ghost, 3, My Parents: Business Director Mom who is divorcing my Dad, ADHD DnD DM who is allergic to cats and yet pets every cat he sees, and 4, my Grandma: Old Christian lady who used to be a Seamstress who laughs at my mom and my sex jokes.

And featuring Siblings: Anger Issues Gamer who is currently obsessed with FNAF, and Feral Cat How To Train Your Dragon Obsessive Sociopath who has a hyperfixation on Squishmallows.

I need a title.

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Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, but with redder hair, blue eyes, a slightly more feminine body, and hates dogs. Cats are superior.