Incorrect Bnha Quotes - Tumblr Posts

What do you MEAN you didn't get your quick until the entrance exam?!

-Things overhead from Aizawa's office if he didn't have proper soundproofing

Midoriya: [Trying a magic trick] Pick a card!

Uraraka: Okay

Iida: NOT MY CREDIT CARD

Sero : *holding back Bakugo*

Kaminari : * struggling against Kirishima* you should let him go man

Kirishima : Bros no! I know the dude is deplorable but we can't risk our hero licences.

Aizawa : what are you guys doing?

Mina : Kiri and Sero are trying to to stop Kami and Baku from killing a dude.

Aizawa : what happened?

Bakugo : the fucker killed a kitten

Sero : help us stop them Sensei!

Aizawa: ..........

Aizawa : ask someone from Midoriya's friend group for help they probably got away with murder at some point.

Endeavor, post sports festival : I don't care if he got you to use your fire side, cut off ties with that boy right now!

Shouto : you know what, I think I'm gonna marry him.

Endeavor : All Might's successor will never be a Todoroki. I forbid it.

Shouto : Bold of you to assume I won't become a Midoriya.

Present Mic *drunk* : some people are assigned Genderes at birth, meanwhile, my husband was assigned dad.

Midnight*also drunk* : dad?

Present Mic : he's been a dad since birth. A-DAB if you will.

Aizawa : Ok, just explain this to me how did it come to this?

Izuku, nervous crying: I don't know.

Ochako : I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner

Tsuyu : ocha please.

Aizawa : who started the Midoriya cult?

Class 1a : *unsubtle glances at Shouto*

DFO : Look at him! He's such a bad father. *Pointing at endeavor*

DFO : He should love his son like I do!

DFO : *Closing basement door from where Tsubasaa is screaming*

DFO : I'm a cool dad!

Pro hero Shouto : *showing off an empty pedestal.*

Pro hero Shouto : And this is where My husband would keep his self preservation instincts.

Pro hero Shouto : *clenches fist* If he had any!

*Distant offended Pro Hero Deku noises*

*Pro Hero Shouto at an award ceremony*

Shouto : I have to thank my dad, without who I could never be a proper hero, who trained me to be the best I can, and is generally the best father ever.

Shouto : So, thank you Eraserhead.

*distant endeavor screaming*

Interviewer : So, Dynamight, have you ever had a pet?

Bakugo : I've had a-

Shouto : He has a pet rock at home.

Hisashi : Uh, excuse me? Sir? I'm here to see my son.

Aizawa : *checking over students and parents list* Who is your son and what is your name?

Hisashi : Izuku. I'm Midoriya Hisashi.

Aizawa : ......

Aizawa : *closes list*

Aizawa : Excuse me for a second.

Aizawa : *on phone* Hizashi, grab Yagi and hurry over. Midoriya Hisashi is here to see problem child.

Hisashi : Problem Child?

Aizawa : Don't worry about it, what you do have to worry about is the fight to the death you're about to face with three pro heroes.

Shouto : What did we learn today?

Mina *shivering in an ice block* : That you're a protective boyfriend.

Shouto : We're not dating! What else did we learn?

Kaminari : Not to prank Deku or he'll make sad faces and you'll get revenge for him?

Mina : Also that you need to get over that denial dude.

DFO AU

Izuku : Oh my god my dad is the worst villain in history!

Shouto : Damn, Endeavor couldn't even be No.1 in the worst dad race.

Parent teacher meeting:

Endeavor : After he reaches proper age, I will find a girl with a beneficial quirk to be Shouto's wife so that he may further our family legacy.

Aizawa, Knowing Shouto has come second only to Kirishima to Who's Gayest in 1a beating Jirou : .....

Aizawa, knowing Shouto's dating Wut are Bones Mcgee : .....

Aizawa : *writing notes for the CPS* I see. And what can you tell me about his mother?

Uraraka : Deku you really need to ask Todoroki out.

Izuku : Hmmm... No. ❤️

Uraraka : You've been pining for too long and too hard this has to stop. You walked into a door yesterday looking at him

Izuku : You had Jenny on a loop for three hours yesterday, you hypocrite ask Tsu out first.

Iida : You two need an intervention.

Shouto : You're a villain

Dabi : I'm an upstanding citizen.

Shouto : No?

Dabi : Look I'm up standing and I'm a citizen.

Any other student in UA : Aizawa sensei is a cryptid that will eat you in your sleep. One time someone sneezed in his class and he expelled the entire class. If you ever have his as a sub that would be the closest to death you'll ever get until you actually die.

His Hellions : DAD! Kaminari blew up all the lights again and we made the substitute teacher cry. Also there's a ice castle behind our dorms because Todoroki saw Frozen. And here's the list of furniture that got destroyed in the latest deku vs bakugo fight and the floors has acid damage again. Love ya!

Shigaraki : I found this pre quirk song it's pretty neat.

Toga : Play it!

Shigaraki : *plays*

*Oohhh Mr. Potato head tell me is it true that- *

Kurogiri : Slowly looking at AFO.

AFO :......

Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.

Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.

Kaminari : All this talk about top or bottom, why does no one ask the real questions?

Shouto : .......

Izuku : I'm thinking you're about to ask us aren't you?

Kaminari : Who asks for extra ketchup at restaurants?

Shouto : ..... We get take out usually