Pro Hero Shouto : *showing Off An Empty Pedestal.*

Pro hero Shouto : *showing off an empty pedestal.*

Pro hero Shouto : And this is where My husband would keep his self preservation instincts.

Pro hero Shouto : *clenches fist* If he had any!

*Distant offended Pro Hero Deku noises*

DFO : Look at him! He's such a bad father. *Pointing at endeavor*

DFO : He should love his son like I do!

DFO : *Closing basement door from where Tsubasaa is screaming*

DFO : I'm a cool dad!

Rando: Deku's quirk is very strong and destructive.

Rando : He could be very very dangerous.

Shouto : *knowing full well how unhinged his boyfriend is* Look at him he's a bunny.

Aizawa : *shoving paperwork about Hosu in a drawer* He wouldn't hurt a fly.

All might : *knowing he's just as if not more strong than him and twice as smart* He would cry if he accidentally stepped on a bug.

Wait no, I'm not done with this yet.

Imagine All might always suspecting Izuku would be his successor,

All might: so whoever this person is they'll be mistaken as my son.

Nana : hey maybe they'll be your successor. Some people assume you're my son.

All might : !!!!

Since he had so much time to get acclimated to the idea, when he met Izuku he was Ready™ to be a father. Also mans was so glad when Izuku said he wanted to save people with a smile.

Izuku, 5 crying : I can't be a hero, I don't have a quirk.

All might, vibrating : would you like one son?

****

Aizawa convinced he's not father material, while everyone rolled their eyes behind him.

At one point he believed he'll have a kid with cloning quirk, but like then 1a happened.

Aizawa, weaking up in the middle of the night : zashi, I don't have 20 kids.

Hizashi : i know?

Aizawa : i have 21!

Hisashi : congrats, babe you're the last person to realize this, go back to sleep.

AU where you're born with one thing written on your wrist that everyone assumes about you, but is untrue. You may think this is an angst prompt about quirked and quirkless but I want you to imagine Izuku being born with All Might's Son on his wrist.

(Aizawa, 5 year old : mom why do I have 'father of 20' written on my wrist?

Aizawa, 35 year old : I don't have 20 kids, I have 21)

Present Mic *drunk* : some people are assigned Genderes at birth, meanwhile, my husband was assigned dad.

Midnight*also drunk* : dad?

Present Mic : he's been a dad since birth. A-DAB if you will.

Nedzu : Gentelmen, I believe I have found something you can both agree on.

Aizawa: Doubt it.

All Might : with all due respect sir, Aizawa san does not like anything about me. And he's stealing my son.

Nedzu : And what will forge your friendship better than.... A common enemy? * Slides them a picture*

Nedzu : Midoriya Hisashi. A neglectful father. Recently came back to Japan and is trying to contact Midoriya Izuku.

Aizawa :.....

All Might :......

Both : It seems there's a stalemate.