Aizawa : Ok, Just Explain This To Me How Did It Come To This?

Aizawa : Ok, just explain this to me how did it come to this?

Izuku, nervous crying: I don't know.

Ochako : I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner

Tsuyu : ocha please.

Aizawa : who started the Midoriya cult?

Class 1a : *unsubtle glances at Shouto*

*Pro Hero Shouto at an award ceremony*

Shouto : I have to thank my dad, without who I could never be a proper hero, who trained me to be the best I can, and is generally the best father ever.

Shouto : So, thank you Eraserhead.

*distant endeavor screaming*

Child : I don't have parents

Aizawa : you do now

Random Child: *starts crying* Aizawa, turning around slowly: *dad mode activated* Kid, where are your parents? What’s making you sad? Are you being bullied, do you want me to go beat someone up for you? Do you want a hug?  Child: *still crying* I don’t have parents Aizawa:

Aizawa: *whips out adoption papers*

“You’re under my protection so we need to live together” is the parental/platonic version of “and they were roommates” and I will fite-

Ok, so the cuffs are more of a personal thing since the lies are not necessarily about two people, but i can definitely see people accessories them, and like couples can definitely match.

Izuku being his son? 10/10 A+ he would definitely be more mellow and more.... i guess nighteye esque in his fanboying.

AM : my successor was foreseen by the previous One fo all holders and as such I do not have to worry about it and give Izuku ofa.

Gran : you are so lucky Izuku is as eager to be a hero as he is, otherwise you'd be so fucked.

Izuku learning better analysis ftom Nrdzu. That's enough to be said about that.

Also Aizawa? Man has informal custody battles with All might every day.

Hisashi : you two do realize you can share fatherhood over him right.

Midnight : shhhh the passive aggressive insults are just getting started.

As for all Might's fatherhood, i meant both? That man panicked ok? He had an epiphany about three years before Izuku's birth, and brought every single parenting book and planned to follow every single advice on there.... Until he actually met Izuku. From there he was a natural.

AU where you're born with one thing written on your wrist that everyone assumes about you, but is untrue. You may think this is an angst prompt about quirked and quirkless but I want you to imagine Izuku being born with All Might's Son on his wrist.

(Aizawa, 5 year old : mom why do I have 'father of 20' written on my wrist?

Aizawa, 35 year old : I don't have 20 kids, I have 21)

Present Mic *drunk* : some people are assigned Genderes at birth, meanwhile, my husband was assigned dad.

Midnight*also drunk* : dad?

Present Mic : he's been a dad since birth. A-DAB if you will.