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At the Todoroki family group chat
Natsuo: time for our weekly how did you dissapoint father tournament, currently at the lead is Touya who is somehow still missing.
Natsuo : as this is Valentine's day, I wanted to do it more.... Thematic this year about romance. Sorry Shouto, the family baby and single in V day.
Natsuo: I'll go first, my girlfriend is quirkless.
Touya: I'm gay. And dating a hero dad would hate.
Natsuo : that's a wide range.
Touya : ik.
Fyumi : i was gonna say the same but I'm also a furry i guess.
Touya : miruko?
Fyumi: yup.
Touya : in that case I will step up to fucking a chicken.
Shouto : I'm like..... Seventy percent sure you're the villain Dabi.
Shouto : also fuck you natsuo not only am i dating someone I also have you all beat.
Fyumi : how?
Touya : how do you beat fucking a chicken?
Shouto : *image attached* this is Izuku Midoriya he looks like an elf but can and has the will to punt dad through the stratosphere. And is All Might's legacy /protege/ secret son.
Touya : holy shit
Fyumi : impressive
Natsuo : and with that Shouto is in the lead followed by Touya and and Fyumi in a tie. I'm in the last position i guess
Shouto : Kirishima you're friends with Tetsutetsu right?
Kirishima : Yeah bro why?
Izuku : Todoroki please....
Shouto : I need you to ask him something
Izuku : I'm asking for my own sanity
Kirishima : Ok?
Shouto : What is his middle name?
Endeavor, post sports festival : I don't care if he got you to use your fire side, cut off ties with that boy right now!
Shouto : you know what, I think I'm gonna marry him.
Endeavor : All Might's successor will never be a Todoroki. I forbid it.
Shouto : Bold of you to assume I won't become a Midoriya.
*Pro Hero Shouto at an award ceremony*
Shouto : I have to thank my dad, without who I could never be a proper hero, who trained me to be the best I can, and is generally the best father ever.
Shouto : So, thank you Eraserhead.
*distant endeavor screaming*
Bakugo : Stop looking down on me you bastard
Shouto : *two inches taller* Sorry can't hear you from down there
DFO AU
Izuku : Oh my god my dad is the worst villain in history!
Shouto : Damn, Endeavor couldn't even be No.1 in the worst dad race.
Parent teacher meeting:
Endeavor : After he reaches proper age, I will find a girl with a beneficial quirk to be Shouto's wife so that he may further our family legacy.
Aizawa, Knowing Shouto has come second only to Kirishima to Who's Gayest in 1a beating Jirou : .....
Aizawa, knowing Shouto's dating Wut are Bones Mcgee : .....
Aizawa : *writing notes for the CPS* I see. And what can you tell me about his mother?
Shouto : You're a villain
Dabi : I'm an upstanding citizen.
Shouto : No?
Dabi : Look I'm up standing and I'm a citizen.
Shouto introducing Bakugo and Midoriya to Fyumi in the internship ark :
Shouto : this is Midoriya he is one of the kindest people you'll meet and is generally just the sun.
Fyumi : that's great! nice to meet you.
Shouto : And this is Bakugo, he has rabies, the doctors haven't found a cure for him yet.
Fyumi : .......
Izuku : My dad went to America!
Shouto : So did All-might. Coincidence? I think not!
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.
Bakugo : I've seen his dad!
Shouto : you've also seen All Might. Check and mate
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.
*Izuku shows Shouto old pre quirk comics and instantly regrets it*
Shouto : Izuku!
Izuku : no
Shouto : but look at this!
Izuku : shou please, stop the Lovechild thing.
Shouto : Thor and Hulk
Izuku : please. I'm begging.
Shouto: The lighting! Mixed with the green.
Izuku : For heaven's sake
Shouto : The Smash!