Dumb Stuff - Tumblr Posts

1 year ago

'Hey you should feel lucky. Most people don't have a personality and you have like 5'

-Caige 🙄


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5 years ago

Tumblr text posts are like random people coming up to talk to you in public and some you ignore, while others you give a full explanation of specific niche interests that you share. For example, Martin Luther, who was the first Tumblr user.


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4 years ago

Subways is literally a bottom because you tell them exactly what you want at the store and they follow your directions. Dominos is a top because you're there for pizza and all you do is tell them what TOPpings you want. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.


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1 year ago
Oh Shit My Bad Guys, I Was Just Oblivious Back Then Apparently

Oh shit my bad guys, I was just oblivious back then apparently

I hate whenever a show starts airing episodes weekly, and the one day they could have chosen out of 7 PERFECTLY GOOD DAYS is always the busiest day for me. So by the time I get to watch the show, the internet is filled with spoilers and I have to avoid my phone like the plague. Like no, random person on tumblr/pinterest/myspace/instagram, I will not be looking at your spoilers today


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11 months ago

French onion Capricorn 😂

What’s your sign and your favorite soup?

Whats Your Sign And Your Favorite Soup?

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4 years ago

Am i the only one who doesnt watch wandavision-


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4 years ago

I made a louie twitter acc does anyone wanna be moots :)


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1 year ago
Opened Up My Sketchbook And I Completely Forgot I Left This Poorly Drawn Charlie. Enjoy

Opened up my sketchbook and I completely forgot I left this poorly drawn Charlie. Enjoy


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Me: *doing something and minding my own business*

Anxiety: Well...Hello

Me: Don’t

Anxiety: I would be a shame if...

Me: No please

Anxiety: You would start to think about all of the embarrassing thing you did since your birth...andstartcryinginthemiddleoftheclass

Me:...Well fuck


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Things My Friends  has said

-You can’t eat 2 packs of donuts by yourself. You also said I couldn’t eat a watermelon all by myself but look where we are...

-I don’t care what you identify as...You’re dead to me if you steal my food.

-Are you sure you want my help for being discrete, the girl with bright pink hair and is annoyingly loud.

-My brain is part caffeine and part meme.

-Is she wearing Pj’s in school? Lucky.

-I can’t talk to attractive people or people at all !

-You look like the girl from LazyTown that turn satanic

-I only pray to one god... it’s the one that create the internet

-Just be introduce yourself to them! I don’t think they would like me if I say “Hi, I’m a depress piece of shit who eat a bag of Cheetos at 3am and is always anxious and insecure about everything”.

-Why do people avoid me? Survival instinct.

-Why do I always date assholes? Maybe because you’re a piece of shit?

-It’s not my fault if I don’t have a...God...what is it called...Common sence ?

-I didn’t become a murder because it takes to much energy


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4 years ago

We’re studying the Council of Trent in school and @wellhellotheremydude and I were thinking about a council of frat guys all named Trent and they just make decisions for every frat house and then Brian comes along and is like ‘fuck this Trentocracy in make a Council of Not-Trent’ then they just argue between the frat houses


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