Dumb Stuff - Tumblr Posts
'Hey you should feel lucky. Most people don't have a personality and you have like 5'
-Caige đ
No one:
Hairless cats: I need to get me a villain sugar daddy
What the fuck is it about Chinese cakes that make it so good without so much of the sugar added in American sweets?
Tumblr text posts are like random people coming up to talk to you in public and some you ignore, while others you give a full explanation of specific niche interests that you share. For example, Martin Luther, who was the first Tumblr user.
The fake therapy sessions people have in their heads are just mental vibe checks
Subways is literally a bottom because you tell them exactly what you want at the store and they follow your directions. Dominos is a top because you're there for pizza and all you do is tell them what TOPpings you want. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
Just found out sexism is not pronounced "sexy-ism" and is not in fact a political ideology about only letting sexy people be in government
Oh shit my bad guys, I was just oblivious back then apparently
I hate whenever a show starts airing episodes weekly, and the one day they could have chosen out of 7 PERFECTLY GOOD DAYS is always the busiest day for me. So by the time I get to watch the show, the internet is filled with spoilers and I have to avoid my phone like the plague. Like no, random person on tumblr/pinterest/myspace/instagram, I will not be looking at your spoilers today
French onion Capricorn đ
Whatâs your sign and your favorite soup?
Am i the only one who doesnt watch wandavision-
I made a louie twitter acc does anyone wanna be moots :)
My sister said my Caspar scars reminds her of Yuji
Opened up my sketchbook and I completely forgot I left this poorly drawn Charlie. Enjoy
My life can be made into a series where everyone watching will get extreme second hand embarrassment
How is there a freaking fanfic on Duolingo? It's a damn owl! There was one with duo and peppa.
How the rise turtles were actually made not clickbait/j
Me: *doing something and minding my own business*
Anxiety: Well...Hello
Me: Donât
Anxiety: I would be a shame if...
Me: No please
Anxiety: You would start to think about all of the embarrassing thing you did since your birth...andstartcryinginthemiddleoftheclass
Me:...Well fuck
Things My Friends has said
-You canât eat 2 packs of donuts by yourself. You also said I couldnât eat a watermelon all by myself but look where we are...
-I donât care what you identify as...Youâre dead to me if you steal my food.
-Are you sure you want my help for being discrete, the girl with bright pink hair and is annoyingly loud.
-My brain is part caffeine and part meme.
-Is she wearing Pjâs in school? Lucky.
-I canât talk to attractive people or people at all !
-You look like the girl from LazyTown that turn satanic
-I only pray to one god... itâs the one that create the internet
-Just be introduce yourself to them! I donât think they would like me if I say âHi, Iâm a depress piece of shit who eat a bag of Cheetos at 3am and is always anxious and insecure about everythingâ.
-Why do people avoid me? Survival instinct.
-Why do I always date assholes? Maybe because youâre a piece of shit?
-Itâs not my fault if I donât have a...God...what is it called...Common sence ?
-I didnât become a murder because it takes to much energy
Weâre studying the Council of Trent in school and @wellhellotheremydude and I were thinking about a council of frat guys all named Trent and they just make decisions for every frat house and then Brian comes along and is like âfuck this Trentocracy in make a Council of Not-Trentâ then they just argue between the frat houses