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5 years ago

Just did a good things.

Suck it you purple fucKING RAT!

Just Did A Good Things.

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5 years ago

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.


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5 years ago
Ya Knowmoments Like This Make Working For Walmart Pretty Tolerable.

Ya know…moments like this make working for Walmart pretty tolerable.


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5 years ago
Students PLZZ #funnymemes #funnyrelatablememes #funnymemes #studentlife #schoolsucks #funnyshit #spongebobmemes

Students PLZZ #funnymemes #funnyrelatablememes #funnymemes😂 #studentlife #schoolsucks #funnyshit #spongebobmemes #spongebob #patrick #patrickmemes #studentmemes #parentmemes #funny #funnystuff https://www.instagram.com/p/B_NieAXBaZC/?igshid=1jo3ncurces9u


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5 years ago

Quick proposition: since No Nut November is just for the bois, can I introduce you to this idea:

No Squirt September ?


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5 years ago

Things my crack gc has said part 2

'jokes aren't old you just have the body and mentality of an elephant'

'brother says skip intros I sAY SKIP A ROCK INTO YOUR BRAIN'

'MUDAFUCKER'

'HAHAHAHA KARMAS A GUY *cuz you're gay*'

'Black, like your soul yOU EMO SHIT'

'Jotaro the bitch ass son whose from a bitch born from a son of a bitch' 'IT'S CALLED THE JOESTAR BLOODLINE'

'my sister said Bakugo has a interverted dick so I think it's time to hire a hit man for my sister-'

'KARS GO VROOM VROOM IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE'

' 👁 oh to see my eye'

'Story of my life:'

Things My Crack Gc Has Said Part 2

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5 years ago

My family and I: *in the car, going home*

My parents: *talking about what to eat when we get home*

My brothers and I: *trying not to fall asleep*

My mom: *turns around to us* Do you want your bread with butter or not?

Me: with butter!!!!!

My brothers: *nods in agreement*

My father: *scoffs and goes on a short rant about how butter takes away the glory of bread*

My mom: That's how it is for millennials, dear

My siblings and I: We're Generation Z, mother!!!!!!!

My father: *goes on a slight rant about millennials*

My brothers:

Me:

My mother:

One of my brothers: OK, boomer

Me: *starts laughing uncontrollably*

My parents: *doesn't know what to do*

My other brother: *shakes his head at the two of us*


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