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No one:
Hairless cats: I need to get me a villain sugar daddy
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
My future self watching me make horrible life decisions 👇
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Quick proposition: since No Nut November is just for the bois, can I introduce you to this idea:
No Squirt September ?
Things my crack gc has said part 2
'jokes aren't old you just have the body and mentality of an elephant'
'brother says skip intros I sAY SKIP A ROCK INTO YOUR BRAIN'
'MUDAFUCKER'
'HAHAHAHA KARMAS A GUY *cuz you're gay*'
'Black, like your soul yOU EMO SHIT'
'Jotaro the bitch ass son whose from a bitch born from a son of a bitch' 'IT'S CALLED THE JOESTAR BLOODLINE'
'my sister said Bakugo has a interverted dick so I think it's time to hire a hit man for my sister-'
'KARS GO VROOM VROOM IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE'
' 👁 oh to see my eye'
'Story of my life:'
My family and I: *in the car, going home*
My parents: *talking about what to eat when we get home*
My brothers and I: *trying not to fall asleep*
My mom: *turns around to us* Do you want your bread with butter or not?
Me: with butter!!!!!
My brothers: *nods in agreement*
My father: *scoffs and goes on a short rant about how butter takes away the glory of bread*
My mom: That's how it is for millennials, dear
My siblings and I: We're Generation Z, mother!!!!!!!
My father: *goes on a slight rant about millennials*
My brothers:
Me:
My mother:
One of my brothers: OK, boomer
Me: *starts laughing uncontrollably*
My parents: *doesn't know what to do*
My other brother: *shakes his head at the two of us*