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Brad and Chris wore coordinated red and green swimmers for the 4th of December in Hot Christmas.
Better buds
Chris was digging the up and down horizontal stripe trend. It just made sense.
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Brad felt slighted by Chis’s proclamation for up and down fashion. Maybe it was the only thread of shade on an otherwise perfectly sunny beach throwing him off.
Maybe.
Either way, Brad preferred classic vertical lines that laid themselves out on top of one another sideways like the black and white ones on his swimmers… Brad paused there. For whatever reason Brad wanted to screw Chris in the elevator of the beach parking garage. What floor were they on? Five? Six? It didn’t matter. There was always the emergency brake.
Brad then asked Chris to remind him what the hell they were talking about. He wanted to say blinds but knew that was off. “Was someone playing Aerosmith earlier?”
On the cusp of summer @ 12:33 pm it was already a balmy 79 degrees in West Hollywood.
A wave of heated silence permeated the side yard.
Brad and Chris’ neighbor, Luke was about to break a sweat. If this didn't scream June 2024 GayCali Calendar GURL, nothing would.
Full coverage swimwear for Chris was like a bouquet of hydrangea to Madonna. Sooooooo not on but brand adjacent.
It was at that moment Chris fell into a blissful state of wonder. What was he thinking? Was he thinking? What was thinking anyway?
Chris would snap out of it once the tide rolled in enough to cover his bulge. It was nature's way of saying 'the show's over folks!'
It was undoubtedly one up from a fat lady singing. That saying never made sense to Chris. His boyfriend Brad explained how it came to be to Chris umpteen times, and even with his boyfriend's use of AI infused flow charts and digital puppetry, the concept was never fully grasped.
Did most operas really end with a fat lady singing? #1 Boring #2 It would be ridiculous if not patronizing. Chris knew there was no way, every series on Netflx would just happen to end with the same character. How then did it happen for opera? It read more than coincidental and was just plain fishy.
The entire notion finally came together for Chris when he read on operasense.com only 3.3% of Americans actually attend opera. His sanity was further underscored when he learned almost four times as many Americans watched Netflix using someone else's password.
All was good with the world.
Brad would pass on OperaSense stock options the following day.
Chris spent a lot of time perfecting a hands-free mind-nipple connection.
Despite the 12 hour super sun filled photo shoot in wet salty sand that now filled every oraface, according to his Insta, Brad did have ball at the beach that day.
Brad didn’t know what color his boyfriend Chris’ swimmers were. The spread looked pretty good so Chris gave his best guess.
‘Ron Burgundy’ scored BIG time.
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The Labor Day gayborhood pot luck sat just around the corner and everyone rushed the sign up sheet the moment it was posted. Would Brad, Chris, and their neighbor Luke serve up their infamous three piece spicy Himbolaya?
Yes hunties! YES. They wood for all.