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Lazima daleko stignes ali problem je sto nemas gde da se vratis...
Sve dok ima neko da te odusevi nije bitno ko te je razocarao...
Lako je biti hrabar kada nemas sta da izgubis...
Samo sa osmehom u novi dan😘
Tamo si gde su i svi moji demoni u proslosti...
Povampiris se ponekad da me podsetis da nije svaki kraj los..
Sinulo sunce odmah ja....
Srecno Valentinovo..
Happy Valentine's day..
Tvrde glave i mekog srca ove nedelje..
Ponedeljak..
Danas ovako na posao dosta je kosulja za ovu nedelju..
Obracaj paznju na sitnice ne zato sto su vazne vec zato sto te odaju..
#12 Hotel Room Service
Dear Journal,
It's been a while... again.
Jack died suddenly in a car crash while coming home from Chipotle about a year ago. I was feeling down about it -even more so because I was the one who had sent him out late that night. It seemed like once he was gone I had lost everything: my vitality, my drive, and even my libido. I just couldn't bring myself to do anything, but that all changed when I got a surprise invitation in the mail this morning.
Who had sent me this invitation, and why did they want to keep their identity a secret? And why do they love me??? No offense, self, but you've punched a few grandmas in the grocery store... Well, whoever it was and for whatever reason I didn't really care. I didn't have much excitement going on in my life right now anyway so I said "What the hell", and just packed my bags for sunny San Fran.
Boy that was a long-ass, fucking flight! I got to the St. Regis just when midnight hit, and the only thing shittier than U.S. Airways aesthetic is their in-flight food. I was hungry as fuck so all I could do when I got to my room was change into a t-shirt and sprawl out on the bed. After a few minutes of calming down I was all like, "Shit, I'm still hungry!". Seems I forgot about that. Well, they did say all expenses paid so I guess it was high time I took them up on that offer. I picked up the sleek, black cordless room phone and dialed the number for room service. A guy named Joe picked up the phone and told me to go ahead with my order. Not caring about my sexy body anymore after the death of Jack, I began ordering food with abandon, with the most noteworthy item on the list being a big, juicy slab of steak. One so big it would choke a baby. Joe told me that it'd be right up...
After about 10 minutes of waiting I was about to go bananerz when I finally heard a knock at the door, followed by,
 "Room Service!"
I jumped outta the bed and within seconds I was opening the door, but I did not expect what was behind it...
"Hey, I heard you ordered the steak, correct?" he said.
"Yes that's right, but where is it? I don't see it.", I replied in a whiny way.
"Oh, I've got your meat, but it's not from any cow.", he responded.
"Then where is the meat, and what animal did it come from?", I answered, annoyed.Â
"Close your eyes and open your mouth and you'll find out..." He told me.
So  I closed my eyes and opened my mouth just for kicks. I was standing there for a full minute before I sensed something happening. This guy put his hands on my shoulders and guided me to a kneeling position, and then he said.Â
"This cut of meat is from a George. I think you'll find it super thick, juicy, and veryyyyyyyyyy satisfying.Â
Now open wide."
Wow, George tasted really good. I could barely get my mouth around it because it was so thick. With every bob it got a little saltier but that's just how I like it. I opened my eyes and to no surprise this guy had his cock in my mouth. He started moaning loudly after a couple minutes of spit-shining.Â
"Tastes good doesn't it?! Yeah, you ready for some dessert?!" He moaned.
Before I could even nod I felt a thick load of salty George shooting into my mouth.Â
"Swallow for me baby." he said.
"Why not", I thought to myself, and gulped him down like a cold Gatorade.
Damn, I wasn't even hungry after that, which is good because at that point I was ready to collapse into bed. Apparently, I really took it out of my room service guy too by how tired he looked now. I invited him to spend the night with me, they've got a ton of staff in room service so they shouldn't mind if one went missing. So we both crawled into bed, naked and wet. I don't know what I did with the covers but this man was enough of a blanket for me anyway. Now I still was nowhere closer to finding out why I had been so suddenly invited to this place, but right now that really didn't matter.Â
Until Next Time
Sincerely,Â
Rick
p.s.
This guy keeps getting erections in his sleep. Yay.Â
The fart sofa -
As they all sat on the new provided sofa, Jason the left side let a huge wet one rip. He shuffled around afterwards to get comfortable.
Alex in the middle, smelt the air as he looked at Mike on the right, he then leant over, Mike spotting this and PPPPPPPPHHhHHrryytttt! Mike sniffed it up as he as well let one rip.
‘This feels so good!’
He let another rip this time, timing it right as Jason on the other side let one rip simultaneously at the same time. The air around them started to stink as the three men sat stirring in their gases. A mix of beef stroganoff and rotten onion permeated through the room and even the house.
As they watched the clips on Alex’s phone, he remembered what the new sofa had. He almost forgot. He flicked a switch on his phone from an app named ‘Fart filtration 2.0 Human edition’ As he switched it holes appeared through the material as your face and body was now more at the mercy of the three gentleman than before.
All of them looking into the holes as you looked back at the three men who would give you their asses for one reason. FARTS. As they looked, the pattern shirted man sat down on the whole right near your face, you heard unbuttoning and his trousers slay were pulled down revealing two globes of ass. The two others grew shocked as....
SSSSSS -SSpPpPhHhhHRrrRtTtT!!!
A wet sounding ripple burst out of Jason’s cheeks.
‘Damn that felt good!’ His face changed for a minute. ‘Not finished yet!!’ He pushed and his ass exploded with tow to three farts, it feeing for you like an almighty fart of just one.
‘You should really try this’ said Jason as his ass and dick flopped as he moved out the way. Alex, the one on the right undid his trousers too and pulled down his Calvin Klein boxers. He hesitated looked down at you.
‘Just to warn ya, I had a curry last night!’ He then spun round as you were greeted to a hairy ass, much bigger than his buddies before. His buddy sat next to him, let one rip too. They both stared over at each other as they both concentrated letting a shovel baritone sound serenade the sofa as-well as your face.
‘How did you not tell us bout’ this earlier!’ The two friends looked at their buddy. He shrugged. And sat down on one of the three holes and let a tiny one rip which stank up the chamber you were in straight away. The other buddy sat on the remaining hole and you were now trapped into the storage unit of sorts your body was in.
The three buddies looked at each other and strained.
Ppppphhhrrttttt! The first fart!
Ssssgggghrt! The second and the last...
PPpPpPpPppPpPpPppPpPptrRRrRtTtTtTtTt!!!!!
They all look at each and laugh. He pulls out his phone and goes back to watching videos. They all just sat there, letting rip as they watched and they’d be there for a long time to come.
