Chris Was Digging The Up And Down Horizontal Stripe Trend. It Just Made Sense.

Chris was digging the up and down horizontal stripe trend. It just made sense.

Via @speedoguyz

“Brad had wood.” There. It was said. No need to beat around the bush. It was hard enough as it was and Chris needed to sit down.

“Now.”

GRRRR!

Brad wondered what life was like in his parallel universe. Was it exactly the same? Like EXACTLY? Or was it like Australia where everyone was left handed and the alphabet started with the letter ‘z’?

One thing for sure, unwinding the design concept for these men’s winter 2022 Caribbean Resort Floral Swim Briefs would be a lot easier if came from the Spring or Summer Collection.

Who grows roses in the tropics anyway?!? UGH.

Brad pounded his hand on the mirror in frustration. Mirror Brad did the exact same thing. Growing roses in the tropics didn’t make sense to him either. For once, Brad felt validated without needing to exit a car park. That felt nice.

That’s when Chris yelled from the bedroom, “Maybe they meant Rose from The Golden Girls? She grew old in Miami.”

Later when Chris was in the shower, Brad would ask Mirror Brad if they might take up sign language. Obviously, privacy was becoming an issue.

Brad could really feel the tacos from Tuesday. All that salt made his top lip puffy. Hey, would Gustavio's lip gloss help with that?? Luscious def sounded better than puffy. Which 'Just The Fashion Tip' # was that? Forlorn?

Brad and Chris couldn’t get over how close they came to wearing the exact same outfit for the BBQ at their neighbor Luke’s.

Snapchat, Insta and TikTok were in a flurry. How could they not be?!? Brad and Chris were one moody green print away from a ‘Who Wore It Best” walk off.

Well, the two managed to pull the whole thing off in the hot tub just after sunset when they saw Luke was already nude. The rest you can probably find on JustFor.

The shade of it all!

Cute pair

Whatever “IT” was, Chris was that.