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What's your favorite jazz album? Is it a classic? Something every high school jazz group has to play at some point? Is it something new and exiting that makes you wonder if it's even jazz?!
WRONG
It's the 2016 album by insaneintherainmusic, "Live at Grillby's," the fucking Undertale jazz remix album, and it means everything to me
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Call me Sir Cumcision the way I'm Robin Hoods
Post anxiety attack nap hits different. Sorry I freaked out and told you to shut up cause I thought I was dying, I need to lay down forever now
US elections are going to make me commit atrocities. I feel like I never heard about when the NY state presidential primary was! I didn't even know it was different from the local primaries which is today! Did I just not do my due diligence? Do they just not circulate this information? Why the fuck did I have to learn about this basically a MONTH later?!
This is my first time voting in a presidential election so obviously I'm not gonna know everything this first time around, but christ man!
Don't be mad, babe. Just put a ludicrous amount of hairspray in your hair and it'll all be okay
Happy gay month. It's gay time. The gays come out at night and do freakishly gay things... be warned
In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
Oven Callout Post
If you are an oven, and I am actively trying to cook with you, you MUST stop making all of those weird and terrible noises. I swear to god, I am going to shit myself. Why are you making all those noises if you're not gonna fucking blow up or something? It's frankly homophobic, and needs to stop. Now.
Oh how the youthful mind always returns to the. Blob fish.
I say, "take your meds," but I'm also the idiot who didn't notice my preventative inhaler was outta juice and was probably causing all my problems in the first place...
I love it when I experience something and it's very much a thing which can be solved by using my inhaler, but then my brain is like, "well you've been using it so much recently, wouldn't want to spoil yourself, wouldn't want to get greedy with it, would you?" And so I resolve to wait it out, and then its been 4 hours and the thing hasn't gone away, and I'm like, "fine, I'll take my inhaler," and the thing goes away immediately, and my brain goes, "well see it went away. If you had just been patient a few seconds longer you wouldn't have just wasted precious $300 medicine, now would you?"
Anyway, I just love it is all
coming out of the maze and i've been doing just fine
I love it when I experience something and it's very much a thing which can be solved by using my inhaler, but then my brain is like, "well you've been using it so much recently, wouldn't want to spoil yourself, wouldn't want to get greedy with it, would you?" And so I resolve to wait it out, and then its been 4 hours and the thing hasn't gone away, and I'm like, "fine, I'll take my inhaler," and the thing goes away immediately, and my brain goes, "well see it went away. If you had just been patient a few seconds longer you wouldn't have just wasted precious $300 medicine, now would you?"
Anyway, I just love it is all
Bad circulation say fuck you it's hot, fuck you it's cold, and if you couldn't tell what temperature it is I'll turn the temperature dial all the way to 100 in either direction so you can know for sure
The combination of sharpie and rapidograph fumes are combining in my nostrils into a concoction so noxious it will soon be banned for use during wartime
reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it
Coming out of the labyrinth and I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down because I am a bull
It started out with a kiss how did it end up like this
(My mom was cursed to do kiss, a beastiality kiss)
Love it when women dunk on their political opponents and get their favorite poets to crush on them in their wildly popular Bible fanfic. It's what they deserve
I'm writing about Night in the Woods
no barakah on eid if we are not all free ⚡️ eid mubarak to you and yours, but don’t forget those who cannot celebrate. keep boycotting, donating, and spreading the word.
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Save me, beef patty from the pizza store. Beef patty, save me. Beef patty
Thank you to my cat for keeping me company during my hour of need. NO thank you to that same cat for sitting her whole cat ass right on my face