I Love It When I Experience Something And It's Very Much A Thing Which Can Be Solved By Using My Inhaler,

I love it when I experience something and it's very much a thing which can be solved by using my inhaler, but then my brain is like, "well you've been using it so much recently, wouldn't want to spoil yourself, wouldn't want to get greedy with it, would you?" And so I resolve to wait it out, and then its been 4 hours and the thing hasn't gone away, and I'm like, "fine, I'll take my inhaler," and the thing goes away immediately, and my brain goes, "well see it went away. If you had just been patient a few seconds longer you wouldn't have just wasted precious $300 medicine, now would you?"

Anyway, I just love it is all

Coming out of the labyrinth and I've been doing just fine

Gotta gotta be down because I am a bull

It started out with a kiss how did it end up like this

(My mom was cursed to do kiss, a beastiality kiss)

Bad circulation say fuck you it's hot, fuck you it's cold, and if you couldn't tell what temperature it is I'll turn the temperature dial all the way to 100 in either direction so you can know for sure

US elections are going to make me commit atrocities. I feel like I never heard about when the NY state presidential primary was! I didn't even know it was different from the local primaries which is today! Did I just not do my due diligence? Do they just not circulate this information? Why the fuck did I have to learn about this basically a MONTH later?!

This is my first time voting in a presidential election so obviously I'm not gonna know everything this first time around, but christ man!

Don't be mad, babe. Just put a ludicrous amount of hairspray in your hair and it'll all be okay

Call me Sir Cumcision the way I'm Robin Hoods