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I Say, "take Your Meds," But I'm Also The Idiot Who Didn't Notice My Preventative Inhaler Was Outta Juice
I say, "take your meds," but I'm also the idiot who didn't notice my preventative inhaler was outta juice and was probably causing all my problems in the first place...
I love it when I experience something and it's very much a thing which can be solved by using my inhaler, but then my brain is like, "well you've been using it so much recently, wouldn't want to spoil yourself, wouldn't want to get greedy with it, would you?" And so I resolve to wait it out, and then its been 4 hours and the thing hasn't gone away, and I'm like, "fine, I'll take my inhaler," and the thing goes away immediately, and my brain goes, "well see it went away. If you had just been patient a few seconds longer you wouldn't have just wasted precious $300 medicine, now would you?"
Anyway, I just love it is all
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I love it when I experience something and it's very much a thing which can be solved by using my inhaler, but then my brain is like, "well you've been using it so much recently, wouldn't want to spoil yourself, wouldn't want to get greedy with it, would you?" And so I resolve to wait it out, and then its been 4 hours and the thing hasn't gone away, and I'm like, "fine, I'll take my inhaler," and the thing goes away immediately, and my brain goes, "well see it went away. If you had just been patient a few seconds longer you wouldn't have just wasted precious $300 medicine, now would you?"
Anyway, I just love it is all
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