In The Kitchen Straight Up "chopping It". And By "it" Haha Well. Let Justr Say. My Vegetble

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

The combination of sharpie and rapidograph fumes are combining in my nostrils into a concoction so noxious it will soon be banned for use during wartime

US elections are going to make me commit atrocities. I feel like I never heard about when the NY state presidential primary was! I didn't even know it was different from the local primaries which is today! Did I just not do my due diligence? Do they just not circulate this information? Why the fuck did I have to learn about this basically a MONTH later?!

This is my first time voting in a presidential election so obviously I'm not gonna know everything this first time around, but christ man!

What's your favorite jazz album? Is it a classic? Something every high school jazz group has to play at some point? Is it something new and exiting that makes you wonder if it's even jazz?!

WRONG

It's the 2016 album by insaneintherainmusic, "Live at Grillby's," the fucking Undertale jazz remix album, and it means everything to me

Love it when women dunk on their political opponents and get their favorite poets to crush on them in their wildly popular Bible fanfic. It's what they deserve

I'm writing about Night in the Woods

I love it when I experience something and it's very much a thing which can be solved by using my inhaler, but then my brain is like, "well you've been using it so much recently, wouldn't want to spoil yourself, wouldn't want to get greedy with it, would you?" And so I resolve to wait it out, and then its been 4 hours and the thing hasn't gone away, and I'm like, "fine, I'll take my inhaler," and the thing goes away immediately, and my brain goes, "well see it went away. If you had just been patient a few seconds longer you wouldn't have just wasted precious $300 medicine, now would you?"

Anyway, I just love it is all